Penname: pyramonte [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 05/10/2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I have nothing to say other FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHATEVER YOU DO CHECK OUT THE ADULT MOVIES FOR STAR TREK I'M BEGGING YOU.


I'm not kidding. That shit is the most hilarious stuff I've encountered in my life. Ever.


I haven't watched any of them yet, so I can't judge the quality or whatever, but READ THOSE SUMMARIES:


http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Star_Trek_parodies_and_pop_culture_references_%28film%29#Sex_Trek


Me and my Trekkie friends laughed hysterically for hours. Just when you think you've seen everything, they come up with something even better (I thought the Intercourse was the height of all hilarity, but then I found Boner McJoy and Captain Prickhard).


This is perhaps not the most fortunate thing to state first in one's bio, but I honestly don't care in what light that puts me. I aim to entertain, and this stuff is comedy gold, I promise.


I also think the fact that I even put it in here sums up my personality very nicely. This might just be the best bio I've ever created.


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Stories by pyramonte
Beyond your Command by pyramonte Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Mirror-Verse.

Some things are universal constants, even in their world.

Mirror take on Abrams-Verse, including events of the movie.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, First Time, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Mirror Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12021 Read Count: 2563
[Report This] Published: 11/29/2012 Updated: 11/30/2012
Hyper Hearts by pyramonte Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 58]
Summary:

Academy-fic.

After getting involved in a bar fight, Pike punishes Kirk by enlisting him in the Interspecies Ethics course. That's Spock's class! Good thing Jim is an eager student and Bones is here to help.

Now includes Academy days, Movie and beyond.



Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, Gaila, Gary Mitchell, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 75729 Read Count: 19835
[Report This] Published: 07/16/2012 Updated: 12/01/2012
Marks by pyramonte Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

He wouldn't be leaving a mark. Not this time.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2622 Read Count: 3576
[Report This] Published: 11/24/2012 Updated: 11/24/2012
Rehab by pyramonte Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Sort-of AU

Jim is a starship Captain fallen from grace who turns to drugs and is eventually admitted to a rehab facility at Pike's orders where he meets Bones, Chapel, Uhura, Chekov, Sulu, Scotty and, of course, Spock in various capacities.

Let the detox begin.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13186 Read Count: 5150
[Report This] Published: 01/08/2013 Updated: 01/10/2013