Penname: logicallyillogical [Contact] Real name: Jen
Member Since: 06/07/2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

In the immortal words of George Lucas: "When I think about a film that I want to see, I get Steven Spielberg to make it if I'm really lucky. Otherwise I have to make it myself." I'm the same way -- when I get really lucky, somebody else has already written the awesome stories that I want to read. Otherwise I end up writing them, and they never seem to come out quite the same.


I'm an avid K/S fanfic writer prone to periods of writer's block (sometimes of an unfortunately long period of time), who also happens to have the attention span of a goldfish. That's a bad combination.


I love connecting with K/S fans and with fellow fic writers (fellow writers always understand the pain, you know). Friend me on Facebook (at an account created for the slash aspect of my life): Jen Elsberry


 


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Stories by logicallyillogical
Pecan Pie by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Torn between the choices of whether or not to pursue a romantic relationship with Jim, Spock makes a special trip back to Vulcan to seek out the advice of his trusted mentor, T'Pol. Her own experiences brought suddenly to light help guide Spock in this deeply personal matter.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: ST:ENT
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2516 Read Count: 4948
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2011 Updated: 09/14/2011
Reflections by logicallyillogical Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 33]
Summary:

On the eve of yet another birthday, a melancholic Admiral Kirk wonders what his legacy will be. Somewhere along the line, as he became tied to a desk, he lost himself. It takes his bondmate Spock to help him see what he wants from life...and it takes his old nemesis Khan Noonien Singh to help him see what he needs from life.

This is a slash retelling of The Wrath of Khan, expanding into and beyond the scope of the film, with emphasis on the inner thoughts of Kirk.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, Chekov, David Marcus, McCoy, Original Character(s), Saavik, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock, Kolinahr
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Major character death
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43197 Read Count: 22383
[Report This] Published: 07/17/2010 Updated: 08/07/2010
Summary:

Spock has departed for Gol, leaving Jim alone.

How do you say goodbye to your soulmate for the last time?

Another piece in the Tapestry series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Kolinahr
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 780 Read Count: 7856
[Report This] Published: 09/26/2011 Updated: 09/26/2011
Smooth Runs the Water by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 34]
Summary:

Sent to Nimbus III on an errand of doomed diplomacy, Sarek has a chance encounter with a Klingon, Councilor Gorkon. Before he can get very far in negotiations, however, Sarek is forced to return to Vulcan upon the unexpected death of his son by Khan's hands.

As he struggles to understand the moral implications of the Genesis Project, Gorkon decides to accompany Sarek and Amanda back to Vulcan for his own mysterious reasons -- even as the Klingon Empire prepares for war.

And then of course there is Curzon Dax -- a young man coming to Vulcan in the midst of an identity crisis. Paradoxically he is old enough to remember 150 years worth of one Vulcan family's history, and unlike Sarek and Amanda, he doesn't feel especially bound by Vulcan cultural taboos to keep his mouth shut.

During their strange time together, Gorkon's unexpected wisdom leads to some revelations concerning Sarek's relationship with Spock and his opinions of Spock's bondmate, and helps guide Sarek's actions as Sarek makes plans to visit Jim on Earth.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Amanda, Original Character(s), Sarek
Crossover Fandom: ST:DS9
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 67394 Read Count: 55925
[Report This] Published: 08/27/2011 Updated: 02/27/2015
Summary:

Jim loves hanging out with his best friend in the entire universe, Spock. But sometimes his best friend can sure be confusing, like when Spock suggests they eat at cheesy Italian restaurants. Not to mention that Spock keeps ordering spaghetti with meatballs, despite the fact that he's a vegetarian...

Disney Verse, featuring a clueless!Jim as Lady and devious!Spock as Tramp, and a little bit of harmless food!kink.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1157 Read Count: 2133
[Report This] Published: 09/18/2011 Updated: 09/18/2011
The Bird and the Fish by logicallyillogical Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

“My, but we are in a bad mood today, aren’t we?” Q made a pouty face at Worf. “What’s wrong? Did we break our toy sword? Drink a little bit of prune juice that didn’t quite agree with us?”

Worf ground his teeth together. “I have nothing to say to you. Go away.”

Q’s facial expression became more serious, his eyebrows knitting together over his nose. “Or perhaps it’s that lovely Jadzia Dax that’s making us so irritable?”

 

Worf had always known that he needed a Klingon woman to be truly happy. A relationship with Jadzia Dax could never, ever, possibly work. So why does the troublesome Q seem to feel differently?

A reader warning: I put on the 'erotica' category because at one point Q and Worf are watching Jim and Spock having sex, which I will admit is a bit twisted. It's not just random smut, however; Q really does have a reason for showing Worf something like that.

 Tapestry Series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: ST:DS9
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Pon Farr
Universe: Crossover, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6111 Read Count: 2045
[Report This] Published: 09/16/2011 Updated: 09/16/2011
Summary:

A song about Jim and Spock. It's also a song about and for all of us, the faithful writers and readers of K/S!

 


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 2504
[Report This] Published: 11/04/2010 Updated: 11/04/2010
Tomorrow Is Too Late by logicallyillogical Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

(A sort of Star Trek/Battlestar Galactica universe mash-up...definitely Trek, but with a lot of BSG elements.)

This isn't the most convenient time for Spock to fall in love. He's been newly promoted to the position of executive officer on the IAS Enterprise. A war is raging between the Imperial Alliance and the Romulan Star Empire, and the Alliance, led for centuries by the Vulcans, is currently on the losing side. Earth is gone, T'Khasi is gone. And most inconveniently of all, the Viper pilot that he's fallen for is a bit of a problem officer for everyone on the ship.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Carol Marcus, Chekov, Chris Pike, David Marcus, McCoy, Saavik, Scott, Sulu, T'Pring, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Explicit violence, Infidelity, Major character death
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 16708 Read Count: 2580
[Report This] Published: 12/02/2013 Updated: 07/22/2016
Wall-E and the Spork by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

What's a Vulcan Wall-E to do when he encounters something that upsets the balance of his existence? How does he explain to the Spork how its illogical existence has changed his forever?

Spock is the Wall-E to Jim's Eve.

And apparently Uhura is the cockroach.

A silly companion piece to "Wall-E to your Eve" and "Eve to your Wall-E" (Jim's perspective)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1288 Read Count: 5049
[Report This] Published: 02/15/2011 Updated: 02/15/2011
Wall-E to your Eve by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

A secret love letter from Jim to Spock, trying to explain the way he feels. Jim is the Wall-E to Spock's Eve.

One-shot fluff for Valentine's Day.

A companion piece of sorts to "Eve to your Wall-E" but this one isn't fixed to a certain time or place, unlike its brother/sister fic.

Also a companion piece to "Wall-E and the Spork" (Spock's perspective)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1174 Read Count: 4628
[Report This] Published: 02/14/2011 Updated: 02/14/2011
Wedding Night by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Jim's been captain of the Enterprise for three months now, and the reality of everything that comes with that position is finally starting to sink in with him. As he notes in his personal log, it's lonely being at the top. The only thing he's likely ever going to be married to is his job...so he might as well acknowledge that fact.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: T'Pring, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4674 Read Count: 4307
[Report This] Published: 02/23/2013 Updated: 02/23/2013
What Is This Feeling? by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

A little FILK song between Jim, Spock, and K/S Shippers. Based on "What Is This Feeling?" from the musical Wicked.


Categories: Fiction, Poetry, Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Fluff, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 497 Read Count: 2090
[Report This] Published: 03/28/2015 Updated: 03/28/2015