Penname: pyramonte [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 05/10/2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I have nothing to say other FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHATEVER YOU DO CHECK OUT THE ADULT MOVIES FOR STAR TREK I'M BEGGING YOU.


I'm not kidding. That shit is the most hilarious stuff I've encountered in my life. Ever.


I haven't watched any of them yet, so I can't judge the quality or whatever, but READ THOSE SUMMARIES:


http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Star_Trek_parodies_and_pop_culture_references_%28film%29#Sex_Trek


Me and my Trekkie friends laughed hysterically for hours. Just when you think you've seen everything, they come up with something even better (I thought the Intercourse was the height of all hilarity, but then I found Boner McJoy and Captain Prickhard).


This is perhaps not the most fortunate thing to state first in one's bio, but I honestly don't care in what light that puts me. I aim to entertain, and this stuff is comedy gold, I promise.


I also think the fact that I even put it in here sums up my personality very nicely. This might just be the best bio I've ever created.


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Reviews by pyramonte
Common Touch by Jane D Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 143]
Summary:

When a diplomatic crisis threatens the relationship between Vulcan and Starfleet, will Kirk and Spock manage to stay on the same side?

 

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 66109 Read Count: 166915
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2012 Updated: 11/24/2012
Reviewer: pyramonte Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11/25/2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

This is, without a doubt, my favourite story of all time. And I have easily read hundreds of fanfictions in my time, believe you me.

I didn't laugh, but I did cry, and I read all of it in one night (I stayed up till dawn for this, just so you know how committed I actually was).

I love this story and I love you for writing it. Thank you.



Author's Response:

And I love you for writing such an amazing review.  I am rather overwhelmed by it, actually; it has given me a huge amount of pleasure, but I'm also rather horrified I cost you a night's sleep and hope you are making up for it.