Penname: objectlesson [Contact] Real name: Phoenix
Member Since: 04/04/2012
Membership status: Member
Bio:
I am relatively new to this fandom, but not to slash. I really, really, really love TOS and the movies that followed, and the reboot is awesome too but I'm not into reading fic from that universe. I spend my days jumping over the boxes instead of going around them, and I wish very badly that I was actually James T Kirk. Aside from space and Starfleet Captains, I'm a big fan of punk and hardcore music, horses, horror movies, My Little Pony, and hula hooping.


Beta-reader: Yes
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Prometheus Coda by Mirrorgirl Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: Kirk and Spock discover their personal 'final frontier'
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Dominance/submission
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2448 Read Count: 4705
[Report This] Published: 11/04/2010 Updated: 11/04/2010
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed
Date: 06/06/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Rimming is hot, as a rule. This was no exception to that rule. Thank you!

My Enemy's Enemy by eimeo Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Can’t decide between top!Kirk and bottom!Kirk? Me too. And with this PWP, you don’t have to! Set during The Enemy Within, it’s two Kirks for the price of one...

Warnings for slight dubcon. Also, porn. Lots and lots of unrepentant porn. I don’t know if it’s technically PWP, since it’s also First Time (and that’s kind of a plot), but there’s certainly a lot of smut. I’m calling it PWPOALBOP (Plot? What Plot? Okay, A Little Bit Of Plot).

With thanks to T’Lara and Frodolass for the inspiration, and T’Lara again for betaing, despite being buried under a mountain of her own work.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Dubious consent
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4652 Read Count: 5027
[Report This] Published: 08/21/2011 Updated: 08/21/2011
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/10/2012 Title: Chapter 1: My Enemy's Enemy

Holy cow! This was..wow...this was...I don't even have words.

I mean, TWO KIRKS is bound to be wonderful. I loved how you split the power play, that was brilliant. And Spock getting it up the ass at the same time he was giving it up the ass is just freakin' perfection.

I have to admit, though, that my favorite part of the whole thing was the subtle details about the interaction between Real Kirk and Spock. Spock telling the duplicate "He's mine," Spock getting so heady and wrapped up in the fact it was Jim he was fucking, Kirk wanting to give all of himself to Spock but being unable to articulate it, Evil Kirk not wanting to hurt Spock because the love is that great...man. This is romantic shit.

You're really so damn good.

Author's Response: Thank you! I can never decide whether I want to read top!Spock or bottom!Spock so this seemed like a reasonable compromise! ("Reasonable" is defined in this instance as "the act of adding in an extra Kirk in order to obviate the author's quandary over her preference in terms of who tops"). I had so much fun writing this fic; it feels like the episode was just begging for it (really, Star Trek? You're going to lock Kirk/Spock/Kirk in a deserted engineering room and expect me NOT to think filthy thoughts?), but I'm also delighted that it came across as romantic too - it might be smut, but I do like my smut to be prompted by true love... Thanks so much for this lovely review!

Spice by eimeo Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 347]
Summary:

It’s a question of biology. Vulcan biology.

The problem with falling in love with a member of an insanely private species is that it just might take you the best part of a five year mission to work out that the feelings are requited. And then you might discover that he’s already decided that the two of you can never be together.

And what are you supposed to do if he won’t tell you why?

~*~

Written as a response to T'Lara’s ingenious challenge, which is noted when it shows up in-text. Huge thanks to my fantastic betas Frodolass, penguin_attie and miloowen for being, well, fantastic. Any mistakes that remain are all mine.

If you'd like to download a PDF copy of the full novel (minus the author notes but including the translations from Vulcan), click here.

Also, the talented veta_black has created a fanmix for the fic, which you can access here.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Lori Ciani, McCoy, Original Character(s), Sarek
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 282270 Read Count: 158301
[Report This] Published: 10/31/2011 Updated: 11/13/2014
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed
Date: 11/24/2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 23

Oh my god that was soooo frustrating. But also so good. I was holding my breath so much towards the end....I love that Spock forgot why he was supposed to be holding back, and it was Jim who ended up reminding him, in his own way. So painful. ugh. I love this story, you're so brilliant.

Author's Response:

Thank you so much for this!! And I'm so sorry for putting the boys through the wringer with this one... (There's method to this,I promise! And I swear I'll make it up to you, I will!!) XD

Reviewer: objectlesson Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04/08/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I just started reading this, and don't have the time to devote to it now, but I can tell it is AWESOME. The characterization is spot on. I can hear every thought and bit of dialog in their voices. The narrative, writing style, and attention to detail are also effortlessly effective. You're a talented writer, certanly, but also a talented storyteller and that's different. Being able to pace things by showing and not telling is no easy task, but you make it look easy because you're good. I can't wait to sink my teeth into this long, lovely slow-build. You'rewonderful. Thank you!

Author's Response: Welcome! It's wonderful to hear that I've got a new reader - and thank you so much for this! Wow. Just... thank you!

Reviewer: objectlesson Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/01/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I cannot believe how perfectly wonderful this story is. You are talented beyond belief...every line of dialogue, eery loaded look, every thought is so in character I feel like I'm reading a (better written) star trek novel. You should be writing that stuff. You are incredible. I'm somewhat worried for my own mental health if this is following the canon track, though...so much to come! I can only imagine that TMP is when they'll stop being miserable and stupid...ugh ugh ugh. You're great, though. Sorry this is so incoherent.

Author's Response:

Oh wow - thank you so much! This is just... wow... thank you! (And it's plenty coherent enough for me!) "I feel like I'm reading a (better written) star trek novel. You should be writing that stuff" - I can't tell you how happy this made me! Your review made my week. THANK YOU!!!

Summary:

Kirk makes Spock lose his logic. 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 705 Read Count: 5103
[Report This] Published: 05/22/2012 Updated: 05/22/2012
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed
Date: 06/07/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Holy shit! That was dirty as hell. I loved the rimming. You should write more porn.

My Hands by T nash-veh Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Spock meets Captain Kirk.  Spock POV.


Categories: Poetry
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 148 Read Count: 4890
[Report This] Published: 06/01/2012 Updated: 06/01/2012
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed
Date: 06/06/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I loved this! spock does always do weird stuff with his hands around Jim. very suspicious. Thank you for sharing!

Author's Response:

Hehe - yes ... Spock's a sneaky one, glad you enjoyed it!

Communication by aldora89 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Kirk and Spock Prime kill some time between their duties, webcam style...

Shameless porn with a dash of bittersweet at the end.  Mild D/s, if you squint.  A (finally) completed kink meme oneshot that I started over a year ago, written for the prompt "Kirk jerks off and fingers himself for Spock Prime. Extra bonus points for toys."


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock!Prime Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Dominance/submission, Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2970 Read Count: 5734
[Report This] Published: 06/05/2012 Updated: 06/05/2012
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed
Date: 11/25/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was so hot. I usually don't like nutrek fics, but you did a magnificent job. I wasn't expecting to be as into the spock prime/nukirk pairing...but damn! It was so hot. And also angst and sad. Lovely. Thank you!

Author's Response:

Thank you so much!  I'm quite flattered that you enjoyed despite it not being your universe or pairing preference! :)

Exploration by aldora89 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Brief domestic fluff followed by some porny goodness.  Set earlier in the same timeline as "Communication," but they're independent stories (The Jim and Spock Prime’s Kinky Adventures ‘verse?  If I hit three of these, it’s getting a series.)  Written for my spanking kink bingo square, for K/S Day, and for cannedebonbon, because I’ve been promising her more of this pairing for months.  YES I’M TRIPLE-DIPPING, DEAL WITH IT.

Warnings: Spanking, D/s

EDIT:  Now has NSFW art from cannedebonbon!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock!Prime Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Dominance/submission, Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2919 Read Count: 6574
[Report This] Published: 09/15/2012 Updated: 09/15/2012
Reviewer: objectlesson Signed
Date: 11/25/2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

THIS WAS SO HOT

Author's Response:

THANK YOU! :3