Penname: logicallyillogical [Contact] Real name: Jen
Member Since: 06/07/2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

In the immortal words of George Lucas: "When I think about a film that I want to see, I get Steven Spielberg to make it if I'm really lucky. Otherwise I have to make it myself." I'm the same way -- when I get really lucky, somebody else has already written the awesome stories that I want to read. Otherwise I end up writing them, and they never seem to come out quite the same.


I'm an avid K/S fanfic writer prone to periods of writer's block (sometimes of an unfortunately long period of time), who also happens to have the attention span of a goldfish. That's a bad combination.


I love connecting with K/S fans and with fellow fic writers (fellow writers always understand the pain, you know). Friend me on Facebook (at an account created for the slash aspect of my life): Jen Elsberry


 


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Reviews by logicallyillogical
Summary:

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit!  Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. K/S.



Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2214 Read Count: 6423
[Report This] Published: 10/25/2009 Updated: 10/25/2009
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/09/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was absolutely hysterical -- it may be the funniest piece of K/S fanfic that I have yet read. My hat is off to you!

Summary:

COMPLETE!  AU - Kirk has moved into an apartment and wants to get to know his neighbors. He meets his neighbor Spock, a loner who suffers from extreme agoraphobia. Kirk thinks he's a beautiful enigma.  This is my second attempt at an AU, although I hope to incorporate a lot of elements from canon into it.  Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt found here.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Chekov, Gaila, McCoy, Scott, Stonn, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: AU or Mirror Universe, ST:XI Abrams Universe
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 117512 Read Count: 649399
[Report This] Published: 03/11/2010 Updated: 06/30/2010
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/10/2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

This was so wonderful! *squeeze*

Wonderful by baehj2915 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Jim and Spock are on an away mission to a very wonderful planet, that they desperately want to get the hell off of. Gender nonsense, bad translations and repressed emotions within. Romancing to follow. In this edition, Jim is harried and discombobulated; Spock is more so. Storyline quagmire! Inconvenient cockblocking!
Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: McCoy, Original Character(s), Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33766 Read Count: 9870
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2010 Updated: 07/30/2010
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06/15/2010 Title: Chapter 5: Jim, lucky

This is super fab -- please update again soon! My sides actually hurt at points from laughing.

Your story made my day today.



Author's Response: Oh yay! I'm so glad I could make your day and hurt you! ;D I will try to the best of my abilities to update soon.

Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/30/2010 Title: Chapter 7: Jim, longing

Oh poor Jim! It has to be the worst day of his life. I can't wait to see what Spock is going to do when he comes down from his high. Another brilliant chapter -- I can't wait for the next one. *squee*



Author's Response: Thank you! I will desperately try to be prompt and do an angry after-high Spock. :D

Re-Generations by Bastet Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 49]
Summary:

James Kirk and Picard have defeated Dr. Soran, but it cost Kirk's life. Spock has brought his bondmate's body back to be buried on Vulcan. But Kirk's body is stolen. Spock and Picard search to find out who has stolen it and why. A year later, a man who looks exactly like Kirk is found in a lifepod. Who is behind Kirk's resurrection, and why? They discover an old enemy and a new threat.

****This is my version of a Star Trek-Generations sequel (and will not follow the Star Trek-Nemesis story line)****


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: ST:TNG
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 42968 Read Count: 15153
[Report This] Published: 06/19/2010 Updated: 08/04/2013
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/15/2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm dying to know how the Kelvans managed to acquire Kirk's katra...

In any case, this is wonderful -- I can't wait to see how this develops.



Author's Response:

Thank you so much...ah ain't alien technology wonderful. The Kelvins were always a highly advanced species. If you will recall in the original series, there was another alien species that were able to store their 'katras' in globes for centuries. I won't give the plot away...but this could be a sort of a hint ;) Thank you again for your review and I'm glad you're enjoying the story.

All Along: Fortune by Rimilea Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 57]
Summary:

 

Ten year old abused Jim sees a home and family in Spock Prime, who has come through the black hole early without Nero's knowledge. Can Jim escape his abuse and convince everyone that he and Spock are meant to be together? Thanks to Peachly, my beta!

 


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: All Along
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 58073 Read Count: 91272
[Report This] Published: 06/22/2010 Updated: 02/08/2011
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/19/2010 Title: Chapter 3: Georgia!

I can't wait for the next chapter. My heart hurt seeing that Winona has largely given up under the influences of Frank. I want to hug Spock for coming to Jim's rescue! (though poor Jim and McCoy must have thought that Spock was a bit of a creeper at some point through all of this...)

You've hit the characters right on the nose.

Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/07/2010 Title: Chapter 4: Back at Frank's

Another wonderful chapter! I loved how Spock contemplated kidnapping Kirk -- Spock is being so protective of Jim, and you can see how conflicted he is when he realizes that he still can't find it within him to defy Jim's wishes. *sigh*

And yay for Jim's friends, being the Tom Sawyers to Jim's Huck Finn. Especially Gary, who's trying so hard to determine whether or not Spock is, indeed, a creeper or not.

On a side note, though the scene with Frank was in no way funny, I found the bit about Jim's shirt getting torn quite hysterical. Why is it, in any reality, Jim can't wear a single thing without it getting ripped? :D

Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/06/2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I really can't express how much I love this story. I just start grinning with silly excitement whenever I see that you've updated it, and I have to drop everything until I've read it. *happy sigh*

Oh Jim, I can't wait to see what shenanigans you get into on the Enterprise. (Because obviously he's going to get to go...or something is very wrong in the universe!)

I can totally see why Jim drove Frank's car off the cliff, thanks to this story. You fold in events from the new movie so nicely.

Spock needs a hug!

Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/18/2010 Title: Chapter 6: Over the Edge

Oh my god, if I had been Spock -- knowing what Frank was doing to Jim! I wanted to leap into my computer screen and tear Frank into teeny tiny little shreds! Ffftttttttttt! *more cat hissing sounds, baring of claws, and such things* I guess this is why I'm human and Spock is well...Spock.

Jim, Jim...why do you listen to Frank?!? Don't ever believe him for a second, kid, not even one. We know who you really are and what you're made of!

I was so glad to see that you had posted a new chapter to this WONDERFUL story. Like always, I simply had to drop everything until I had read it, and once again I was not disappointed. Waiting with bated breath for the next installment.

And Saavik Makes Three by SpirkTrekker42 Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

Kirk and Spock have faced countless dangers of deep space. They've even survived an attempt by homophobic humanoids to sever their bond. But now they must face their most difficult challenge yet - parenthood! 

Summary 2:  Kirk and Spock have adopted young female Vulcan Saavik into their family.  But will they be able to keep her on the ship when a threat is issued on Kirk's life?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Original Character(s), Saavik, Sarek, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Slave fic
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The T'hy'la Chronicles
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 98855 Read Count: 34326
[Report This] Published: 06/27/2010 Updated: 06/26/2013
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed
Date: 07/02/2010 Title: Chapter 2: Introducing Saavik

As with all of your other stories, I am loving this one so far. The Vulcan words are a nice touch. I've been wanting to integrate more Vulcan into my own stories, so thanks for the lead there! :)



Author's Response:

Thank you so much!  :)  Glad you don't think the Vulcan is overdone - I was a little worried about that.  Look for the next chapter soon!

Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/28/2010 Title: Chapter 5: New Beginning

I love your Saavik so much -- she has just the right mix of precosciousness that you'd expect from a Romulan or human child that is always popping out over her Vulcan side. She's a bit of a brat, you don't know what she's up to next, and she's trouble all over (no wonder Jim loves her)! Can't wait for the next chapter. :-D



Author's Response:

Thank you, hun! :)  I tried to make her likable but still rebellious.  Look for the next chapter soon!

A Proper Ending by Verdantjoy Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Jim and Spock arrive at a proper ending to their lives.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Major character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2518 Read Count: 2714
[Report This] Published: 07/19/2010 Updated: 07/19/2010
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/19/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Thank you for writing such a beautiful and dignified ending for them -- it brought tears to my eyes.

Interview With A Vulcan by Deanna Gray Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

A news reporter lands what she feels is the interview of a lifetime - the newly resurrected Commander Spock.  

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5398 Read Count: 3442
[Report This] Published: 07/28/2010 Updated: 07/28/2010
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07/28/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This is so touching -- it's exactly how I always imagined Spock trying to come to terms with his past after being rejoined to his katra. Wonderful!

Share Not by Dahliaxat Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Spock wants Jim to himself and doesn't want to share.  Jim is also seeing Bones.  Spock thinks the logical solution is him.


Categories: Poetry
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: Infidelity
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 271 Read Count: 1709
[Report This] Published: 08/11/2010 Updated: 08/11/2010
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08/12/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I adore your poems -- you have such a beautiful way with words!

The Flirting Game by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Jim and Spock flirt...a lot


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 254 Read Count: 1584
[Report This] Published: 09/13/2010 Updated: 05/15/2012
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/14/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Reading this is just like watching all those episodes of TOS again, screaming at my tv, wondering how some people just refuse to see all of the eye sex going on there...and yes, all the flirting...Spock sticking out his ass as he leans over the science station and Jim totally checking him out. How can some people be so blind?

I could hear Jim saying every word. Wonderful!

What Are Starship Captains Made Of? by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

What if Andrea never did away with android Kirk.  Andrea was programmed to protect Korby.  The android Kirk was programmed with a different objective to find information on a location where Korby could make more androids.  But what happens when you have already met your objective?  Simple...Android Kirk decides to protect someone also, which results in him stealing the Enterprise.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, First Time, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1138 Read Count: 1495
[Report This] Published: 09/21/2010 Updated: 06/18/2012
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed
Date: 09/21/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I know that we've talked a lot about this story elsewhere...and I still find it to be a very interesting premise. I can not wait to see more chapters!

I especially liked that Andrea gave the Kirk android his new objective, drawing on her own programming to "protect" Korby. That was a really nice way to introduce the reasons behind the Kirk android's future actions.

Should I? by Dahliaxat Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Jim is in his bed thinking what should he do about his feelings for Spock.

 

 


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 156 Read Count: 2975
[Report This] Published: 09/27/2010 Updated: 12/21/2014
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09/27/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

The thing I like the most about this poem is the inner doubt that you capture...deep down inside, Roddenberry wanted Kirk to struggle with the decisions that he is forced to make. The crew never sees the inner doubts of their captain -- to them, he is all-capable and forever confident. But Jim is just like everybody else, wondering what course of action to take...

"Should I? Shouldn't I?" I can definitely see him lying awake many a-night pondering this question.



Author's Response:

Thanks so much Jen..it means alot that you took the time to comment.  Makes me happy.  Love you lots dear friend.

Love Bites by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Stranded on a planet for only a moment until a storm passes Jim and Spock take refuge in a cave...like what else is new.  A snake enters Jim's sleeping bag and he is bitten.  Spock's logical solution is to extract the poison.  Guess where and how he does it ....


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2218 Read Count: 4074
[Report This] Published: 10/22/2010 Updated: 05/16/2012
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed
Date: 10/23/2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

LOL. Spock you naughty little Vulcan. Thanks Denise for the laugh, I needed it today!

Intake Monitors by Raven Knight Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

Kirk has an allergic reaction that causes Bones to make some drastic changes to the captain's dietary restrictions, and appoints someone to monitor what Kirk eats for a while.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: ST:TOS Original Universe
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Metamorphosis to T'hy'la
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3046 Read Count: 8118
[Report This] Published: 02/13/2011 Updated: 02/13/2011
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/14/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Complete Story

This was so nicely done (even though I do feel bad for Janice)!

My favorite part was easily the "Jim's Allergy Kit" part -- Bones, I love you.

I'm such a sucker for allergic!Jim stories, probably because I identify so much with allergic!Jim's fate:

The first time I discovered that I was allergic to something (morphine) was in the hospital, after the doctors gave it to me. Until this moment in my life, I had not known that I was allergic to ANYTHING.

And then, when they saw I was allergic to that, they gave me something else for the pain...which I was even more allergic to...

So they gave me tylenol.

And then they gave me dinner, which had pineapple in it (which, somehow, I'd gone my whole life up to that point never eating)...

And guess who's allergic to pineapple?

So yeah, I have a sweet, loving weakness for allergic!Jim stories. I loved your "Kirk voice" -- it was just sooooo Jim.



Author's Response:

Thank you!  I couldn't resist Bones having a specific kit just for Jim.  (Oh my to your allergy troubles.  I, myself, discovered I was suddenly allergic to apples when all of a sudden I bit into one and had trouble breathing.  Not fun.)  Glad you found my Kirk was satisfactory - I'm always a little nervous that the voices may not be right.    Glad you enoyed the fic!  Thanks for reviewing.  I appreciate it! ~ RK

Farr Too Prepared by Tlema Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Jim is ready for Pon Farr. Is Spock?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 891 Read Count: 5983
[Report This] Published: 02/16/2011 Updated: 02/16/2011
Reviewer: logicallyillogical Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02/16/2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oh Jim, I don't mean to laugh at your obvious confusion, because you are such a doll...but...bwahhahhahahahah! *holds sides in laughter*

I loved it!