Penname: Four-Nostril [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 09/25/2013
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Take a look at this story art, featuring Spock semi-nude, and you know all you need to know about my writing.


So I decided to make a K/S edition of my stories. If you want to read more about the short hairy protagonist, you can look for Four-Nostril over at fanfiction.


Short chapters! Smut! Silly puns! Go ahead and enjoy! The art is by Karl Johnson and can be found at deviantart, under Four-Nostril's profile.


One of the stories was submitted to K/S day 2014 and is supposed to feature the AOS crew on a typical TOS mission.


(I have also participated in one round robin started by Pamdizzle.)


 


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On the Brink by Jenna Hilary Sinclair Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 13]
Summary: Kirk has taken that first big step: he's asked Spock if he would be interested in an intimate relationship. But Spock's not even sure that he can react to his captain in a sexual manner. He needs some time to think about it.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6230 Read Count: 10786
[Report This] Published: 09/07/2005 Updated: 09/07/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12/06/2013 Title: Chapter 1: none

Oh wow, that was so ... so something, I don't know how to say it.

I just LOVE how he was considering that his categorization of his feelings might be flawed, since it's not his field of expertise.

I love how you left the ending hanging without making it uncertain. It will happen, it is certain.

I even love the rotund old scientist with the comfortable marriage! (Is he in any other stories?)

I don't use it often, but THIS is a 10 rating.

Do I Look Fat To You? by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Kirk's not fat, he's just... cuddly, right?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1614 Read Count: 4683
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstar
Date: 03/05/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Do I Look Fat To You?

Yes, I can see why desert creatures wouldn't want to store too much subcutaneous fat. Like it!

A Little Spice by Farfalla Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

While trying to successfully complete a mission, Spock ponders how he can fulfill Kirk's unusual Valentine's Day request. From the KiSCon 2004 contest zine and also a winner of a 2004 ASCEM Golden O award. Story contains references to recreational spanking.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7181 Read Count: 5699
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11/21/2013 Title: Chapter 1: A Little Spice

This could definately have been an offical episode (well, ahem, almost). Too bad I can't help but see Gorn before me when anyone mentions lizard people.

And of course I'm partial to any story involving scent and it's chemical foundation (but that's just my OC talking). Would you mind if I mentioned Tressa bark in one of my stories? Just casually, I mean? I don't know why, but it amuses me to tie fanfic stories together in a universe of their own.

 



Author's Response:

Go ahead -- just mention me (and this story) someplace in the notes so that some future K/S scholar doesn't think I copied you without giving permission :P (or wondering what pronovel or episode that was from!) I'm glad you found it episode-worthy; Actual Episode-style Plot was always difficult for me (leaning toward intimacy and snappy dialogue) so I was always very proud when I was finally able to come up with something.

And Hypatia, who I eventually married, STILL loves the "kept everything simple, for the lizards" line. Household lingo, that.

For Better or Immersed by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Spackle from the TAS episode "The Ambergris Element." Kirk and Spock have been altered without their knowledge into waterbreathing creatures that cannot survive without help on the ship. In a tank in Sickbay, they wait while McCoy tries to figure out how to reverse the change...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1592 Read Count: 2683
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 11/23/2013 Title: Chapter 1: For Better or Immersed

Absurd, sweet and sooo romantic. I really like that Kirk is already planning what other places are open for exploration. I'm not a fan of "somehow" solutions (as in, they were somehow surgically altered) but I gladly accept it as a handwave in this case. Never mind the details, stay on topic.

 

After I had read this, a quirky little thought kept nagging me all evening until it took shape. It manifested itself in a twist ending. Do you want to hear it? Probably not, but here goes anyway:

[Their mouths came together like the crashing of waves as they climaxed, pulsing heat into the nest of webbed hands. It swelled up around them like a cloud of black squid ink until the entire tank was dark. Spock opened his eyes but saw nothing.

"Fascinating but most unexpected."]

 

Eat Your Vegetables by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

After their return from the 20th century, our captains visit a New York deli.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1105 Read Count: 2589
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 10/15/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Eat Your Vegetables

Oh ogd, you're killing me – my sides will split from laughter!

Semen-chanted Evening by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Kirk plays chemistry-set with Spock's semen. Written for Lyra because she wanted to see more "second-time" stories.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1027 Read Count: 2144
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 10/22/2014 Title: Chapter 1: Semen-chanted Evening

I LOVE YOUR SCIENCY STUFF! How will I be able to take a weighboat from the stack tomorrow with a straight face?

Jim in Jeans by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Spock teases Jim on the bridge with silent, telepathic fantasies. Written for May, the Merry Month of Masturbation (2004), and for Kira's Livejournal challenge, which was to include Spock, bondage, a James Bond reference, an aroused person, and a pair of tight bleached blue jeans. The only bondage here, however, are the bonds of decorum.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 861 Read Count: 3351
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 12/03/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Jim in Jeans

I like this story too, like so many others. I have noticed that you, as the writer, often let Uhura be the one to "see" (or hear, notice, witness) our beloved couple. Why her? It works very well, but why do you think that is?

Express by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Starfleet's star couple expresses their affection on the express... fun with shuttlecar blackouts ~_^ The ironic thing is that I started this story the day BEFORE the huge Northeastern US blackout of August 2003.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1950 Read Count: 2484
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 10/24/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Express

I think I read this a year ago, probably over at cosmic duckling. When I saw it here I was more than happy to read it again, because it's a good one. There are some peculiar line breaks here and there that disrupt the flow. Probably from importing the document, but you might want to look at it if you have the time. It makes it sound like poetry a bit. Look at this paragraph, for instance:


[The two Starfleet heroes were on their way to an interplanetary summit that for once

was taking place right at home on Earth. It was, however, being held at a secure location which could only be reached via transporter. The measures

put in place to protect the delegates also served to hassle its more local participants, since the

special shuttlecars from the central station to the secure transporter only left once an hour. Therefore, Kirk and Spock were

rushing, like their forefathers had for hundreds of years, to catch

public transportation in a packed mass of souls.]

Everybody Loves Lesbians by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Spock doesn't understand the logic of Kirk's enjoyment of lesbian porn, so Kirk tries to pique his interest by making up a fantasy about Christine Chapel and Leila Kalomi hooking up in a toolshed.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chapel, Leila Kalomi
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1284 Read Count: 2720
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 10/17/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Everybody Loves Lesbians

Well, nice to see Kirk being able to leave the human side for someone elses benefit. But then, it's for his benefit as well.

Out of Uniform by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Circa 2288, Kirk and Spock enjoy each other's company in a storage compartment.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1869 Read Count: 2444
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 12/03/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Out of Uniform

When I read that "Keeerk", I thought Pavel was coming. But only for a short time. Lovely and romantic. You never mention it specifically, but I could just feel the air in the compartment getting warm, stale and musky.

I wonder what brought them to stand outside. Noices? Coincidence?

Farr Flung by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Telemarketers should know never to call during pon farr. (humor)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1464 Read Count: 4455
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 10/17/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Farr Flung

Some of my favourite moments:

[Do you know what orgasm does to the eyes of a Vulcan?] (Breaking POV for us readers? Thank you.)

[a small metallic object dripping with wires] Good metaphoric adjective there!

[dorkwalked] This word, and the fact that Uhura knows what's up. Wonderful.



Author's Response:

I'm almost positive "dorkwalked" is something I got from a Dave Barry column.

Thanks!

Words by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

While slating his pon farr on his willing captain, Spock says something in Vulcan... what did he say? (humor)


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: T'Pring
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 539 Read Count: 3492
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 11/30/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Words

Oh ... oooh my (I feel the Takei quote is appropiate here). That is one of the best punchlines I have read. Good thinking to let it stand alone and not be followed by anything else.

Jingle Balls by Acidqueen Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Kinky Christmas with Spock and Kirk ;)
Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2454 Read Count: 3090
[Report This] Published: 09/11/2005 Updated: 09/11/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 09/12/2014 Title: Chapter 1: -

Well sh*t, that went from sweet, innocent family christmas fun to total perverted humiliating butt sex in no time flat.

You're spoiling us. ;)

The Best Costume at the Party by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Cadet Kirk shares a delicious encounter with a new friend he meets at an Academy costume party. Only trouble is, he thinks Spock's only *dressed* as a Vulcan for Halloween!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3286 Read Count: 6339
[Report This] Published: 09/22/2005 Updated: 09/22/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 11/30/2013 Title: Chapter 1: The Best Costume at the Party

So he never kissed an alien before, huh? Well, tom-cat Kirk sure made up for it later in life. I read this story before but I'm happy for a chance to review. Here's my critical review in full:

THIS IS AWESOME! AWESOME, I SAY!

Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 12/13/2013 Title: Chapter 1: The Best Costume at the Party

So I came back to re-re-read and now I noticed this very, very tiny typo:

"I wasn't expecting it, but it's cool," Jim asserted. "It looks good on your, anyway. I like touching you." *you

A Small Space in Time by JackHawksmoor Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 18]
Summary:

Kirk and Spock in a small space


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Erotica
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4102 Read Count: 19827
[Report This] Published: 09/26/2005 Updated: 09/26/2005
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 03/26/2014 Title: Chapter 1: one

Hot hot hot!

Etheral, what with the seeing-in-the-dark, and yet very corporeal (if I may use grown-up words). There is something special about getting beamed up right through the afterglow.

Dawn by Jenna Hilary Sinclair Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary: Spock slowly comes back to himself after the fal-tor-pan.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6685 Read Count: 10424
[Report This] Published: 01/03/2008 Updated: 01/03/2008
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 03/04/2014 Title: Chapter 1: None

Oh, sweet, sweet sleep.

Summary: McCoy inadvertently discovers Kirk and Spock's relationship, from an unusual vantage point. Humorous, I hope!
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8382 Read Count: 14201
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2008 Updated: 03/26/2008
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 09/25/2013 Title: Chapter 1: None

I signed up for this archive just so I could review this. I know it has been said already but I have to repeat that McCoy keeps the story balancing between the dramatic, the sweet and the comedic in a perfect way. His arousal also contributed to the overall hotness.

Summary:

Plot? Who needs a plot? Naughty Bits!!! Sorry if it's formatted weird. I'm a dyslex on my good days...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Bondage, Dominance/submission
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1503 Read Count: 8302
[Report This] Published: 05/06/2009 Updated: 05/06/2009
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 04/24/2014 Title: Chapter 1: none

Whew!



Author's Response:

hee-whack!!

A Very Monster Christmas by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Spock is kidnapped by a giant alien! Kirk has no clothes on! What a way to spend a shore leave...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3776 Read Count: 3512
[Report This] Published: 05/26/2009 Updated: 05/26/2009
Reviewer: Four-Nostril Signed
Date: 10/04/2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Even in such a short text, you manage to give the gourds personality, and a speech pattern of their own. Very cute story, romantic ending (and for the monsters, too!) and funny all over. Thank you for writing things like this.



Author's Response:

Thanks! I like your user name. Seems to fit with the theme of the story.

This is also a particular favorite of my spouse's. Usually referred to as "the turban squash aliens."