At her computer, wired Loethlin lurks dreaming. And occasionally indulges in fanfiction.
What was REALLY behind Valeris's scream when Spock was mind-probing her. (humor)
AHHHHHH!! Sweet Jesus Joseph and Mary!
I think I'd be screaming too.
Awesome, thanks so much.
What's Schames n’ha Xtmprsqzndtwlfb? Spock's name? Wasn't it established in the novel "Ishmael" that his full name is S'chn T'gai Spock? BTW, it's quite pronouncable, actually. But still. That means K/S would still apply, because of the S'chn part. So there.
Not the double ridge again lol! I can't even IMAGINE it, wtf is it with people doing double ridging? Spock =/= fancy dildo >.<
Oh god dammit, I don't get it. I totally missed something and I don't know what ><
Kirk and Spock have spent the night with one another. Innuendos send Spock over the edge the next day.
Hm... I dunno, i didn't much appreciate the flowery descriptions, but I liked the idea behind this, and Spock's hearing sentences out of context that turned him on so much. It was awesome. Damn his Vulcan hearing. :)
Why did they end up in each other's tunics, and with each other hairstyles, tho? did they meld during sex and were too much in the afterglow to actually think what they were doing or what?
It was just the frantic trying to get it done and get back to work and not paying too much attention to whose uniform belonged to who, lol. The idea comes from personal experience, it's quite embarrassing. :-P
Fun times on the Enterprise! Someone Rick Rolls Spock. He is not amused. Guess who's behind it all? K/S SLASH. Crack fic.
"Never Gonna Give You Up" was released in 1987 therefore it is late 20th century, not 21st, like in your story. Spock would know that.
And thanks a lot, btw. I had this awesome idea of Scotty RickRolling EVERYONE by implementing elevator music in Turbolifts and now I need to pick another song. :/
Ah, well, how does "Wake Me Up Before You Go GO" sound?
Peace and long life.
*smacks forehead* I knew that! I just didn't type it correctly. Thanks for bringing the error to my attention - I will fix it ASAP! :) You should totally go ahead with your Scotty treating everyone to Wham fic. That would be hilarious!
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JAMES KIRK unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KIRK will give you decades of quality performance. K/S.
"This is due to his traumatic experience on Tarsus IV. Do not ask him about Tarsus unless you are prepared for a total angst fest." you say
Actually, in AbramVerse, Kirk was never on Tarsus IV and never witnessed the massacre. As much as books are consideret not-canon by most Trekkies, the movie novelisations can be quite informative. In STXI novelisation it was said he never went to Tarsus IV.
Tortured, huh? Been reading allyourtrekarebelongto.us ?
"Problem: Your KIRK has developed the habit of hanging off the edges of cliffs, ledges, platforms, roofs, basically anything where he can fall and seriously injure himself." lol, yeah. 4 times during a 2h long movie definitely makes it a habit similar to KIRK 1.0 ripped shirt.
I can maybe try doing SPOCK 2.0 if you feel like it. But you'd have to dare me.
I TRIBBLE DOG DARE YOU!! How's that? ;) I'd love to read the Spock 2.0 one!
Thanks for reminding me about nuKirk never having experienced Tarsus in that universe. I know that is the canon, but there have been some nuTrek fics where he has gone to Tarsus so I just put that in there for comedic purposes. It's just for fun!! Because, let's face it, Tarsus fics are great fun. All that torture and angst and then Spock makes him feel better. Awww.
Hm, after a dare like that...
There will be no tribble at all.
Awesome! Can't wait ;)
Kirk invites Spock on shore leave to Earth, planning to seduce him. But all doesn't go to plan.
I believe the correct wording of the phrase is "to each his own", translation of Latin "suum cuique".
Isn't Spock supposed to dislike italian food? Wait, um, ah, yea... He totally does. I remember him repeating a firm "No" several times, in ST IV: The Voyage Home.
Oh, I KNEW it. Heatstrokes are bad. I hate them. Poor Jim.
I dunno. I loved the kissing scene but I always imagined Kirk to bottom so it's somewhat hard to get over this... Plus, I think Vulcan bilogy wouldn't agree with water based lube. I mean, they do tend to be like camels, accomodating as much water as possible, Which begs the questions. where do they store it? and, If in contact with a water based lube, would they absorb the water fast enough for the intercourse to become uncomfortable and leave friction burns..? ;-)
Thank you for your comment - I spent a fair bit of my afternoon trying to manoeuvre a Scottish work colleague into saying it, so I could test if a true Scot might mangle it in the way I envisaged. My boss was delighted at my level of productivity.
Spock absolutely adored Italian food before the Fal-tor-pan, a little known effect of which is to alter the way in which the brain perceives flavours.
And Vulcans and Camels? Like twins separated at birth ;-)
Oh god dammit! I didn't know that bit about him liking italian before. Where did you find it? I find my lack in knowledge disturbing.
I think it's hidden in the small print of the Star Trek Encyclopaedia, if you look very, very closely.
[Reviews - 12] Yea I had a constructive comment on this, but I forgot it.
Good job, keep it up!
Jimmy Kirk is given a special Christmas gift by a mysterious elderly
Vulcan. However, he receives more than he bargained for, when, thanks to his
selfless actions, it comes alive… Based on the story of the Nutcracker. K/S.
Written for the ksadvent comm
Harry Potter? In my Star Trek?! It's more likely than I thought!
Nice! Didn't expect him to be paired with Lavender tbh.
Counting "slimeball who tortures James at school" as another HP reference, mostly because of the word slimeball. But um. Did you just say he had Crabbe and Goyle? Oh nice. Spock Prime's eyes twinkling Dumbledore-like?
“It’s a deluxe pre-reformation Vulcan Ninja action figure complete with lirpa and ahn-woon!” Oh damn this line cracked me up so bad. Can't stop laughting.
For some reason I think taking the action figure by Finnegan, the dialogue right after that up to "not worth it" is a reference to the Remembarall. Might be my sleepy as fuck brain, overanalyzing, tho. And I never liked ballet anyway, I'm more fond of opera.
oh lol, ok, in my state of tiredness all i actually can get from Princess Bride is "As you wish" and "You killed my father. Prepare to die."
OH LOOK! Beatles reference!
It was so sweet. I hate christmas. thanks for making me liking it a little.
You are most welcome!! :D I'm so glad you picked up on the HP and Princess Bride stuff. Anything I can do to lift your holiday spirits! Thanks again.
