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I have nothing to say other FOR GOD'S SAKE, WHATEVER YOU DO CHECK OUT THE ADULT MOVIES FOR STAR TREK I'M BEGGING YOU.
I'm not kidding. That shit is the most hilarious stuff I've encountered in my life. Ever.
I haven't watched any of them yet, so I can't judge the quality or whatever, but READ THOSE SUMMARIES:
Me and my Trekkie friends laughed hysterically for hours. Just when you think you've seen everything, they come up with something even better (I thought the Intercourse was the height of all hilarity, but then I found Boner McJoy and Captain Prickhard).
This is perhaps not the most fortunate thing to state first in one's bio, but I honestly don't care in what light that puts me. I aim to entertain, and this stuff is comedy gold, I promise.
I also think the fact that I even put it in here sums up my personality very nicely. This might just be the best bio I've ever created.