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Story Notes:

Could be either universe although it probably tends more towards Abrams which is why I did an Abrams Universe manip to go with it.

Author's Chapter Notes:

This is a Filk of Meghan Trainor's All About That Bass. 
The original video is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk. Listen to it as you read it!

All about that Bass?

Because you know I'm all about that schlong,
'Bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong.

Yeah it's pretty clear, I ain't no hetro
And I can shake it, shake it like I'm supposed to do
'Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase
All the right junk in all the right places
I see the magazines working that Earth man Photoshop
We know that shit ain't real
Come on now, make it stop
You got a perfect ass Jim come on just raise it up
'Cause every inch of us is perfect
From your bottom to the top of my ears
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, Earth boys prefer Vulcan schlong cos it’s long
You know I won't be no six-inch Earther standard screw,
So, if that's what's you're into
Then go ahead and move on over you

Because you know I'm all about that schlong,
'Bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong

I'm bringing booty back
Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches Hey
No, I'm just playing I know you think I’m hawt,
But I'm here to tell you that,
Every inch of YOU is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeah, my momma she told me don't worry about your size
She says, Earth boys prefer Vulcan schlong cos it’s long
You know I won't be no six-inch Earther standard screw,

So, if that's what's you want, Jim,
Then go ahead and move along

Because you know I'm all about that schlong,
'Bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong

Because you know I'm all about that schlong,
'Bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong

Because you know I'm all about that schlong,
'Bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong, not titties
I'm all 'bout that schlong, 'bout that schlong....

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