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Story Notes:

This is a Filk of the Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines 'thing'. 
The original video is at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU. Play it as you read it! 


Author's Chapter Notes:

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BLURRED LINES

Everybody get up!  [huh] [huh]

Whooooo

Hey, Everybody get up. [huh][huh]
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Uhhhh] [Whooooo]
Hey, hey, hey
[huh huh] [Whoooo]

[Turn me on]

If you can't hear... what I'm tryin’ to say...
[HEY  SPOCK, C’M HERE]
If you can't read... from the same page...
MAYBE I'M GOING DEAF
[Hey, hey hey]
MAYBE I'M GOING BLIND
[Hey, hey, hey]
Maybe I'm out of my ...mi-iiiiii-iiii-iiiii-iiiii-iiiii-yyyy-iiinndddd.....

[Everybody get up]

OK now UHURA she .... tried to domesticate ya
But you're an animal, Spockie, it's in your nature
JUST LET ME LIBERATE YOU
[Hey, hey, hey]
You don't need no pussy
[Hey, hey, hey]
That type is not your nature
[Hey, hey, hey]
And that's why I'm gonna take a VULCAN
I know you want me
[We know you want him]
I know you want me
Cos you eye my ass
Can't let it get past me [whoo hooo oooyeaaaa]
You're far from hetro [all riiight]
Talk about getting horny [whoop!]
I hate these uniforms!
I know you want me
[We know you want Jim]
I know you want me
But you're a VULCAN
Cant you just grab me?
Must wanna get nasty [heyyyy eyyyyeeeeyyy]
Go ahead, get at me.
[Everybody get up]

What do they make dreams for
When you bending over
At the Science Station
SHOWING ME YOUR BUTT ON THE BRIDGE
I feel so lucky
[Hey, hey, hey]
You wanna twerk me
[Hey, hey, hey]
What rhymes with twerk me?
[Hey, hey, hey] Heyyyeyyyyeyyyyyeyyyeyyyeyyyeyyyeyyy[whooooo]

Uhura she was useless, tried to domesticate you
But you're an animal, Spockie, it's in your nature  [uha]
Just let me liberate you [uha]
[Hey, hey, hey]
You don't need no p’ssy [whooooo]
[Hey, hey, hey]
That’s not in your nature [uha]
[Hey, hey, hey]
And that's why I'm gon' take a VULCAN
I know you want it
[I know you want it] [heyyeyyeyyeyyeyyeyyy]
I know you want it
You're a VULCAN
Can't let it get past me  [heeyy eyyy] [ohhhh]
You're far from placid
You’d not be flaccid with me
[Everybody get up]
I hate these uniforms [hey hey hey]
Let’s take them off Spock [whooooo]
I hate these uniforms
But you're a VULCAN
The way you grab me
Must wanna get nasty
Go ahead, get at me

One thing I ask of you
Let me be the only one you back that ass into [whooooo]
I’ll go from kohinahr to fucking you
Yeah, I had a bitch, but it’s you I’m into [whooooo]
So hit me up when you pass through
I'll give you something big enough to tear your ass ‘n two[whooooo]
I get a hard on when you act casual
I mean it's almost unbearable[whooooo]
In a hundred years not dare would I
On the fastside let you pass me by [whooooo]
Nothing like your last guy, he too square for you
He don't smack that ass and pull your hair like that[whooooo]
So I just watch, and wait, for you to salute
But you didn't pick
Not many women can refuse this Jim [Jim]
I'm a nice guy, but don't get it if you get with me......

Shake your thong
get down [whooooo]
get up
[whooooo]

Do it like it hurt, like it hurt[whooooo]
What you don't like work?
[Heyy eyyeyeeyyyeyyyeyyyyeyyyyyyyyy]
[whooooo]

Spockie,  can you breathe?
I got this from a man on Risa
It always works for me,
from Alpha through to Zeta,

uh huh

No more pretending
[Hey, hey, hey]
Cause now you winning
Hey, hey, hey
Here's our beginning
HA HA HA

I always wanted a [whooooo] VULCAN[whooooo]
[Everybody get it up]

I know you want it
[I know you want it]
I know you want it[whooooo]
You're MY VULCAN
Can't let it get past me[whooooo]
You're far from plastic [all riiight]
Talk about getting blasted[whooooo]
I love those pointed ears
[Everybody get up]
I know you want it[whooooo]
[I know you want it] [ohhh hooo hooohhooohoooo]
I know you want it[whooooo]
But you're a VULCAN
The way you walk past me [whooooo]
Makes me wanna get nasty [HEYYYEYYYEYYYEYYYY]
Go ahead, get at me[whooooo]

Everybody get up
[whooooo]
Everybody get up
[whooooo]
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey[whooooo]
[whooooo]

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