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Hey!


 


Scotty doesn’t know


That Spock and me


Do it in my quarters every off day


Spock says he’s fixin’ the transwarp


But he doesn’t go


Still he’s fixin’ something


 


Scotty doesn’t know oh


Scotty doesn’t know oh


Beam me up Scotty


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!


 


Spock says we’re playing chess


But he’s under me with his ass a mess


 


‘Cause Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Beam me up Scotty


Scotty doesn’t knooooooooow


BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!


 


While the Enterprise is rustin’


I’m right behind him thrustin’


 


He’s on the communicator


Tryin’ to say he’ll transport later


It’s a three way call


And Scott knows nothing


NOTHING!


 


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Beam me up Scotty


‘Cause Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t knooooooooow


BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!


That Vulcan’s a ho, everyone should know


But Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t knooooow


 


With a robot? Why not?


It’s so cool when he’s on top


It’s full on Pon Farr


Laughin’ so hard ‘cause


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


 


I did him in the med bay


 


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty doesn’t know


Beam me up Scotty


Scotty doesn’t knooooooow


 


Scotty will know


Scotty has to know


Scotty’s gotta know


Gonna tell him myself


 


Scotty has to know


Scotty has to know


Scotty has to


Scotty has to


Scotty kinda blows


 


Scotty doesn’t know


(Beam me up Scotty)


Scotty doesn’t know


(Beam me up Scotty)


Scotty doesn’t know


Scotty kinda blows!


 

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