(Kirk Singing about Spock)

Once upon a Stardate
A few battles ago
I was fucking dead
You got me the blood
You saved me
You saved me
You saved me

You lost your home planet
And I took advantage of that
But when I got killed
You beat the shit out of Khan
over me, over me, over me

And he’s long gone
And you’re still next to me
And I realize I count on you

Cause I thought you were tribble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew to places no man had ever been
Till Scotty beamed us down oh
I thought you were tribble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew to places no man had ever been
Now Khan’s lying in cold hard cryostasis
Khan, Khan, tribble, tribble, tribble
Khan, Khan, tribble, tribble, tribble

No emotions
I’ll never see you cry
Pretend you don’t feel
But you’re the reason why
I’m breathing, I’m breathing, I’m breathing

And I heard you kicked ass
In Uhura’s opinion
And Bones said something nice
Which means a lot, seriously
And now I see, now I see, now I see
You cared the entire time
Even after the mean things I said
And I realize that I’m the jackass

I thought you were tribble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew to places that no man had ever been
Till Scotty beamed us down oh
I thought you were tribble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew to places no man had ever been
Now Khan’s lying in cold hard cryostasis
Khan, Khan, tribble, tribble, tribble
Khan, Khan, tribble, tribble, tribble

When my biggest fear comes creeping in
That if I can’t save you, if you end up die- *clears throat*
Yeah

I thought you were tribble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew to places no man had ever been
Till Scotty beamed us down oh
I thought you were tribble when you walked in
So shame on me now
Flew to places no man had ever been
Now Khan’s lying in cold hard cryostasis
Khan, Khan, tribble, tribble, tribble
Khan, Khan, tribble, tribble, tribble

I thought you were tribble when you walked in
Tribble, tribble, tribble
Now you’re definitely my space husband
Tribble, tribble, tribble!

Yes you helped save my life too Bones.Ugh!