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Addicted to Slash

Fugitive

(from the Florence and the Machine cover of the original Robert Palmer lyrics to “Addicted to Love”)

 

The lights are on, you’re all alone 
No one else, is at home 
Your laptop’s on, your body shakes 
Another fic is what it takes 

You can't sleep, you can't eat 
There's no doubt, you're in deep 
Your throat is tight, you can't breathe 
Another fic is all you need 

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh Yeah 
You’re pulling up stories from Fanfiction, great stuff 
You know you're gonna get on Facebook, you’re addicted to slash 

You pull up everything that you can read 
Your internet connection is running full speed 
Vulcan hearts beat in double time 
Just another fic and you will get offline, 

A sex-trek mind, you can't be saved 
Hand porn is all you crave 
Look there’s Jim, in it too

Oh please Spock, say “I do.”

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh Yeah 
You’re digging through the Archives, AOL and Tumblr, 
You know you're gonna get on Facebook, you’re addicted to slash 

Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash [5x]

Spock’s gone nuts, in Pon Farr 
The Vulcan homeworld is too far, 
He and his Captain, they cross that line 
Another fic and you'll be fine 

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh Yeah 
You’re digging through the Archives, AOL and Tumblr, 
You know you're gonna get on Facebook, you’re addicted to slash 

Might as well face it, you're addicted to slash

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