(Spirkthrusters!)
If there's somethin' strange on your sensor screen
Who ya gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

If it's eatin’ brains an' it’s on your ship
Who ya gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

Kirk ain't afraid o' neutral zones
Spock ain't afraid o' neutral zones

If you're seein' klingons runnin' through your system
Who can you comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

A petulant diety sleepin' in your bed
Oh who ya gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

Kirk ain't afraid o' neutral zones
Spock ain't afraid o' neutral zones

Who ya gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

If drifting along, put your distress signal on
And comm
(Spirkthrusters!)

Kirk ain't afraid o' neutral zones
Y’got birds o’ prey
Spock ain’t afraid o’ neutral zones
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

Mmm, if you've had a dose
Of freaky sex pollen
You better comm
(Spirkthrusters!)

When Klingons blast through your shields
Unless you wanna die by disruptor
I think you better comm
(Spirkthrusters!)

Oh, who you gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)
Who you gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

Ah, think you better comm
(Spirkthrusters!)
Who you gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)

I can't hear you
Who you gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)
Louder
(Spirkthrusters!)

Who you gonna comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)
Who can you comm?
(Spirkthrusters!)