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"Maybe he's singing to that man!"



That's when I notice him, and realize my life has hit rock bottom.



My son is dead, and I barely got a chance to know him.



My ship has been blown to smithereens. My backup ride is out of power.



I'm probably out of a job, if not up for jail time.



My planet is about to be washed away in a worldwide hurricane.



There's a chance I'm stranded three hundred years in the past, when

everyone seems to be carrying a grudge.



AND MY HUSBAND IS PRACTICALLY NAKED IN A PUBLIC AQUARIUM TANK.

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