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Just imagine Spock singing this to Kirk while super drunk on chocolate at a party in front of the entire crew...

Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine.  “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It”) belongs to the great Beyonce Knowles.  I am just parodying it. 

A/N: I love the Glee version too, when the gay guy teaches the football team how to dance to this song and fool the other team so they can score!

A/N2: I’ve been wanting to Trekify this song for years!  Here you are.

A/N3: I could see Spock singing this to Kirk on karaoke (possibly in front of the crew!) if he’d had too much chocolate. Hehe!  (Although I really wrote it with a female Vulcan in mind because of the whole female rights deal in the Vulcan culture when it comes to mating rituals.)  Spock would make a good queen though.  O.o

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Songs In The Key Of Trek

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All The Single Vulcans

 

All the single Vulcans, all the single Vulcans

All the single Vulcans, all the single Vulcans

All the single Vulcans, all the single Vulcans

All The single Vulcans

 

Put your salute up!   

Down in the caves, you’re my fav, I’m doing my own kali-fee

Decided to date and now you wanna mate

Cause another Vulcan noticed me

 

I’m touching you, you’re touching me

Got to pay you plenty attention

Suppressed my tears, for seven years

Won’t let you meld with me

 

‘Cause if you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Won’t you fight once you see that he wants me

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Won’t you fight once you see that he wants me

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

 

I have my own rights, you in my sights,

Got me dressed in my black clan robe

 Acting strange, out of my range

I can care less what you think

 

I need no permission, did I mention

Don’t pay him any attention

‘Cause you had your chance, but now I want romance

And I really wanna share this dance

 

‘Cause if you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Won’t you fight once you see that he wants me

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

‘Cause if you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Won’t you fight once you see that he wants me

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

Please treat me as the Queen Of Your World

I am that kind of girl

Your love is what I prefer, what I deserve

 

In pon farr you slay me, then take me

And you possess me in a fever dream, to infinity and beyond

Pull me into your mind, say I’m the one you own

If you don’t, you’ll be alone, and my katra will be gone

 

All the single Vulcans, all the single Vulcans

All the single Vulcans, all the single Vulcans

All the single Vulcans, all the single Vulcans

All The single Vulcans

 

Put your salute up

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

‘Cause if you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Won’t you fight once you see that he wants me

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

 

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Won’t you fight once you see that he wants me

If you like it, then you should’ve made a bond with it

Oh, oh, oh

 

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The End

 

A/N:  Questions, comments, concerns?  If you have a song request, leave it in your review and I just may pick it.

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