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Disclaimer: Star Trek is not mine.  The original song by Carly Rae Jepsen is not mine.

A/N: The inevitable K/S reboot parody of Call Me Maybe!

Please Don't Hate Me

Sung by James Tiberius Kirk

.~.

I had to think of a plan
Cause baby I’m such a fan
You’re so much more than a man
And now you’re in my heart

I’d trade my soul for a glance
But you’re not into romance
I wasn’t looking for this
And now you’re in my way

Your stare was holding
Your emotions showing
All of Starfleet watching
What you think you’re doing, baby?

Chorus:

Hey I just met you 
This trial is crazy!
But I hacked your test
So please don’t hate me

It’s hard to look right at you, baby
But I proved a point,
So please don’t hate me

Hey, I just met you 
You think I'm crazy
But I'm a genius
Just like you, baby

And all the other boys
Wanna date me
But you’re my first choice
So please don’t hate me

We got assigned to our ships
Something that I wouldn't miss
You were not pleased about this
But still you’re in my heart

I found out about the storm
How much it could do us harm
I had to find Pike and warn him
But you’re in my way

Your stare was holding
Your emotions showing
All the bridge was watching
What you think you’re doing, baby? 

Chorus:

Hey, you detest me
And this sounds crazy…
We’re under attack
Just trust me, baby

It's hard to face the facts now, baby 
But we're in danger
Please don't hate me

Hey, you detest me
And this sounds crazy...
But logic dictates
I'm right, baby

And there’s a Romulan
Out to phase us
So put our shields up
And trust me, baby

Boy, you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad, I missed you so, so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

Chorus:

Hey, we just saved Earth
Which was crazy! But please don’t leave me
Come with me, baby

Hey, we just melded
And that was crazy!
But we’re t’hy’la
So love me, baby

And on the Enterprise
We'd make a great team
So be my First, Spock
Come with me, baby

Boy, you came into my life
I missed you so bad (x2)
Before you came into my life I missed you so bad
And you should know that, so love me baby.

.~.

A/N:  I know, pretty cracky.  I would love if someone would make a K/S vid to Call Me Maybe.  Any takers?   Also, I’m open for suggestions to parody other songs.

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