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9. Trust me, humans do this all the time.

8. Learning Vulcan was a piece of cake.

7. Your Dad's coming to visit us? Awesome!

6. No Spock, I totally wasn't jealous just because the Deltan ambassador was hitting on you instead of me.

5. Aliens made me do it!

4. Why would I have any knowledge about what would happen if you added tricordinate chrontium solution to common alcohol?

3. It's lovely in Iowa this time of the year.

2. Bones said it’s okay.

1. The computer malfunctioned. I did NOT get fat!

And...

0. But I have done nothing to deserve you.

Chapter End Notes:

The last lie was going to be "Don't worry, I won't die on you." But considering that this piece is for Rin, the Queen of Fluff, I had a change of heart.

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