Spock speaks Human pretty well after all.
Kirk/Spock SlashOther Languages:
ST:TOS Original UniverseWarnings:
1. Chapter 1 by jesmihr
"Fair's fair. I tried to learn the nerve pinch. Now it's your turn to try something human."
"Indeed. And what 'human' activity did you wish me to attempt?"
"Describe my eyes."
Spock tilted his head, considering. "Two orbs covered by the cornea, a transparent external surface, and the sclera. Underneath the cornea are a pupil, an aperture that allows light to enter, and the iris, a colored circular muscle. In your case, the iris appears to contain relatively balanced amounts of eumelanin and pheomelanin, rendering a rather unusual color that is..."
"Describe as a human, not as a Vulcan!"
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