Can You Feel the Spirk Tonight? by USSMancave
Summary:

Just a humoprous song parody. Bones can see the writing on the wall.


Categories: Filks and Songs Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes Word count: 207 Read: 4567 Published: 11/05/2013 Updated: 11/05/2013
Chapter 1 by USSMancave

Bones:


 I can see what’s happening


 


Sulu:


What?


 


Bones:


Between Spock and James T.


 


Sulu:


Who?


 


Bones:


They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line


Our trio’s down to me


 


Sulu:


Oh.


 


Bones:


Ze sweet caress of star light


There’s chocolate everywhere


And with all this intoxicated atmosphere


Disaster’s in the air


 


Chorus:


Can you feel the love tonight?


The crap Uhura sings


The Enterprise in perfect harmony


And all those cutesy things


 


Spock:


Every day I want him


And now it’s more like need


A Vulcan and a man? Impossible!


Just look at my family


 


Kirk:


He’s holding back, he’s hiding


But I know he’s never lied


Why can’t he show the human I know he is


The man I see inside?


 


 Chorus:


Can you feel the love tonight?


The crap Uhura sings


The Enterprise in perfect harmony


And all those cutesy things


Can you feel the love tonight?


You needn’t look too far


Stealing through the darkened Enterprise


Kirk’s bed is where they are


 


Bones:


And if he falls for Spock tonight


It can be assumed


 


Sulu:


His carefree days with women are history


 


Both:


In short, our captain’s doomed


 

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