This is a response to smokeySpock's Discovery challenge, which requested that Kirk and Spock be captured and informed that they must put on a sex show for an alien. Neither one of them had thought of the other that way before, but if they don't perform, they'll be handed over to the Romulans, who as we all know have pending death sentences on both our heroes. Since they have to perform well, they're going to need to practice...

I do not know who invented the concept of "chensei," but I borrowed them for Spock's anatomy in this piece. My thanks to the original creator, and I promise to rinse them off and put them back where I found them.

This is in respose to Limited Fantasy's Body Swap challenge. McCoy and Spock have accidentally switched bodies. To make matters worse, it's Jim and Spock's anniversary. For those of you who like my humorous stories best, this is right up your alley.

This is in response to PortableIce's Dirty Fascination challenge, which is:

Summary:

During a research session on his human heritage, while in his second year in Starfleet, Spock accidently downloads a porn video that changes him into a nonstop horny machine: a pornography starring Jim Kirk (Under a porn name as to maintain his privacy) as the fuckable and loud bottom.

Thus, Spock becomes extremely fascinated with Jim and is addicted to watching pornography videos in which he stars in (always a bottom). He even buys a porn magazine, anonymously of course, that is a special edition on Jim with pictures articles, interviews, a free DVD of his latest project, and more. When Spock reads about his obsession being turned on by light skinned, dark haired and eyes, male aliens with at least two times more strength than humans, Spock's fantasies start delving into himself being to one (and the only one) fucking Jim in all of his videos.

By the time he's almost finished his last year as a cadet in Starfleet, a strange thing occurs: Jim drops out and disappears from the porn world. Spock greatly mourns this, until his first year of teaching, when he spots the man that was and still is the center of his sex fantasies stepping out of the shuttle from Iowa and joining Starfleet.

Will Spock finally get to satisfy his sexual fantasies and guck Jim? Or will Jim's determination to have a celibate life (must be mostly a personal reason) prevent such a thing from happening? Especially when Jim actually wants to have a serious, stable, healthy, and happy relationship for once in his life?

Please, in all sex scenes in which Jim is involved in, make him the bottom. Thank you to anybody who answers this prompt.

Here you go. Readers, please note: Jim's a porn star, so there is a LOT of sex, nothing too kinky but plenty of it. Avert ye eyes, oh censors.

This is in response to PortableIce's "T'hy'la Has No Species" challenge, as noted below:

Summary:

Spock went to Starfleet on one condition; they let him bring his pet Sehlat (Name is up to you) with him. After proving that his Sehlat is harmless and tame to the admirals, the two begin living in San Francisco.However, due to the two's intimidating appearance, nobody ever befriends them.

Years later when Spock is promoted to lietenant commander, something different happens during their evening walk through the park: a mischievous blonde and white alaskan malamute (The name of it is up to you too) tackles Spock's Sehlat and runs away, which gets the Sehlat dragging Spock all over the park in pursuit of the dog.

In a few minutes later, Spock ends up meeting the dog's guardian (who refuses to be called an owner, since the dog is not an object but a living, breathing being), who is James Kirk. Spock and his Sehlat are mesmerized by the pair, especially when the two remain unintimindated, even excited, about the Vulcan and his pet.

Thus a love affair occurs between Jim and Spock, and the dog and Sehlat. Jim isn't a member of Starfleet at all and instead works in a car, motorcycle, and shuttle repair station. Also the dog is a certified therapy canine that often visits veterans, detentionary center for teenagers to change their ways, families of dead soldiers, and/or children who were abused or orphaned.

If there is any sex scene (Humans and vulcans only please), I would like it if Jim was the bottom.

Bonus for Spock trying to get his Sehlat to also be a therapy pet/animal.

NO animal sex in this fic, unless you count Jim and Spock. Enjoy.

This is an answer to Katie's "Facing the Past" challenge. Spock has to deal with some bullies from his youth--but he doesn't have to deal with them alone.

Now Complete!!!!! Thanks to all who read and reviewed.

This is an answer to Bastet's Paradise Lost or Found Challenge, seen below:

Summary:

You must be familar with the TOS episode "The Paradise Syndrome" for this challenge. Kirk and Spock finally admit their feelings to each other (and have shared their first kiss) but haven't been able to get much further than that (interruption, waiting for a right moment...you decide). Then Kirk loses his memory on the planet (and is now known as Kirok). Spock and McCoy finally find Kirk and restore his memory...and we all know that his pregnant wife dies. The idea for the challenge is...what if Miramanee hadn't died? Kirk realizes that once his memory is back, he loves Spock, but can't turn his back on Miramanee either.

For those of you who complain I don't do enough angst, get ready. This story has plenty. It will be multi-chapter, but not as long as the piece I just finished. Enjoy.

This is an answer to Juni's Love vs. Rape Trauma challenge, seen below:

Summary:

Can we have some hurt/comfort story with lots of angst?

Spock and Kirk are starting to develop a relationship. Jim takes it slowly for Spock sake and doesn’t pressure for anything. Then the Vulcan is taken hostage by some hostile aliens and only after few days of desperate searching the Enterprise is able to retrieve him. After that Spock breaks up with Kirk and tries to avoid him. The reason for that is that Spock was gang raped by his kidnappers and now considers himself unclean and unworthy of Jim’s attention. Cue to Kirk to figure it out and offer lots of comfort and TLC to his traumatized Vulcan.

Bonus point for McCoy’s involvement – he knows what happened to Spock but he cannot tell that to Jim due to the doctor/patient confidentiality, but he tries to persuade Spock to speak with Kirk about it.

Since the challenge demands it, there is rape in this story, but it is not described in detail, only alluded to. We know what happened, but we do not 'see' it happen.

Now done!!!!

I need a break to write pure hot porn, so this is in repsonse to Portable Ice's Longing Expressed through Fan Fiction Challenge, which goes like this:

Summary:

There is a forum site on the Enterprise's network systems that allows the crew to communicate and interact in different manners. There is one section where fanfiction in written about the crew itself, allowing for the authors to be anonymous to the readers. Most fics are about the bridge crew, though not all are. 

While Jim Kirk is exploring this section, browsing for a good read since he can't get to sleep, he finds a bunch of fanfics from a single author that all share one thing in common: they all have Spock/Jim Kirk as the main pairing. Jim is intrigued by this and reads them. 

Already having feelings for his first officer, Jim's fantasies about being together with Spock increase with every fic he reads from that same author. Sometimes, Jim reads them and acts out the sex scenes with the assistance of sex toys. 

However, Jim forgets to lock the door to his quarters, so when Spock enters to check up on Jim to make sure he's okay, he enters the bedroom as Jim is coming and moaning out the present half Vulcan's name. A minute of recovery later and Jim realizes that Spock is there and has seen and heard everything, thus he squeaks (yes, squeaks) and tries to run to the bathroom with the dildo still in his ass. 

But before Jim can get off the bed, Spock pins him down there and smexy times ensue. 

Now you need to write at least three scenes in which Jim simulates through his hand, clothes, and toys the sex in one fanfiction each. One of the fics must be an AU in which Starfleet doesn't exist. 

As requested, there will be three stories within the story until someone finally provokes a climax (sorry, couldn't resist). For those of you who like my thoughtful character-driven stories, so sorry; this is pure porn. But it's good porn, lol. Enjoy...

DONE!!!!!

This is in answer to Shamrock220's A Place in Father's Arms challenge. It is a really long challenge, so I am going to summarize it. Feel free to go to the challenges page and look up the whole thing if you wish. Briefly, it goes like this:

it's set post-Nero, but Amanda survived. Jim and Spock are a couple. Sarek won't let them bond and threatens to bounce Spock right out of the Vulcan club. Spock tells him to get bent, and they appear before the High Council to do a little family mediation. T'Pau defends Spock and Jim because they are t'hy'la, the most rare and sacred of bonds. Not only does T'Pau allow them to bond, she arranges for Jim and Spock to spend a year at the new colony, with Spock on the High Council. For his sins, Sarek is shunned for one year; no one on Vulcan will interact with him on a social level. He goes off into the mountains on a pilgrimage, to get his head together. Jim doesn't want Spock's father to die, so he plants a transponder on him, hoping to keep him safe. Trouble ensues, but a happy ending will happen.

That's pretty much it. This will take awhile. Off we go...

This is a response to Tech_Duinn's Next to Normal challenge, which is:

My college roommate was a total musical theatre dork, and she introduced me to the fabulous show Next to Normal. The show is about a family that is torn apart by the (bi polar) mother's delusion that her son (who died in childhood) is alive and well. One of the numbers (which is absolutely heartbreaking) is "He's Not Here."

He's not here
He's not here
Love, I know you know
Do you feel he's still real?
Love, it's just not so
Why is it you still believe?
Do you dream or do you grieve?
You've got to let him go
He's been dead 16 years
No, my love, he's not here.

The challenge is this: Spock or Kirk died, and afterwards the partner who survived began hallucinating that his lover is alive.

Requirements:

McCoy or Uhura needs to be the one “singing” to Kirk or Spock respectively.

I’d like a bit of mystery/suspense thrown in as to how Kirk/Spock died, and why the surviving party reacted the way they did. I’m really not a “their love was so pure it just tore him to pieces to lose his lover” kind of gal. Give me a plausible reason for Kirk/Spock’s psychosis. (Maybe they already had mental/emotional problems before the death/murder and this drove them over the edge? They witnessed the death/murder? Spock transferred his katra into Kirk and it drove him batty, even after it was removed?)

I’d also like some form of unrequited love on Bones or Uhura’s part. (i.e if you’d like to have them in a quasi-relationship with Kirk/Spock, I’d like some good: “he’ll never love me as much as he did ___” angst)

Finally, Kirk/Spock CANNOT under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES come back to life. I don’t care how the story ends. You can have Kirk/Spock snap out of the hallucinations and get counseling, kill themselves, go into a catatonic state- anything, as long as the death of their SO is permanent!

I believe I have fulfilled all of the requirements, including working the song lyrics into the dialogue (Hint: read McCoy's lines). Since I ALWAYS do a happy ending, this story does have one--sort of. This is pretty different from anything I've ever done, so feedback would be particularly helpful. Enjoy.