Jim reflects on each sordid, memorable alien affair he's ever had...in a most, unapolgectic, graphicly humorous way. Could be interpreted, really as either Abrams OR TOS OR even MU Kirk, LOL. They're all whores and they know it!! LOL jk.
Just read it, I promise it'll make you laugh. And isn't that what we all want? A little laughter? A little alien sexcapading is perfect for that!
This is, in fact...a response to Fugitive's response to my previous response to a response from a reader on a poem in which I said 'not in the way of exact iambic pentameter' Well...fuck you, then, here it is!!!
Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Poems and Filks, Poem War
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 1734