Shameless porn written for and because of T'Lara, who is also a helpless perv. If you don't know what 'prehensile' refers to, you will after reading this.

Also, I was going to submit this to Fugitive's Alien Sex Challenge, wherein you write the hottest alien sex scene imaginable in less than 1000, words, but I'm nearly three times that. Apparently prehensilealiencock!Spock takes a bit more detail that 1000 words allows for. LOL. Yes, you read that correctly...

At any rate...I really have not excuse for this...not even T'Lara. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry...NOT!

Surprisingly enough...I wrote this using TOS Jim and Spock....lol.

For Dahliaxhat, who posted a lovely K/S poster on one of those *secret* facebook groups that stated, "Spork Rule #33: When Kirk and Spock do it, McCoy gets pregnant" and then said that she wanted someone to write it...

This will be short, very slightly cracky, and of course, contain explicit pornonious fucking...in parts. Please read, please review, please blame Denise.

NOW COMPLETE!!! Yayayayayayay!!!

Spock’s been having trouble mitigating his physical reaction to his Captain after noticing a sexual attraction during one of their customary chess games. Meditation has been proving ineffective when, during a routine scan of the ship’s Interweb Social Networking service, he finds a solution that helps him to resolve at least some of his more prurient fantasies.

A challenge issued to me during a Skype conversation with T'Lara. I'm thinking it's going to have about three to four parts, but no more than that. LOL

Some of you might say this is somewhat cracky, and you'd be right, but it's not complete crack, which with me it never is...Also, there will be hotness in later parts. LOL

A special thanks to Wingstar for helping me embed all the mannips and to IvyCross and Elfqueen for providing art throughout. :)

NOTICE 6/29/13: Cumbervillain's name has now been changed to reflect his character in STID. It should now read as Khan. If you find anymore cumbervillain references, let me know. Thanks!

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A couple of my facebook friends are super excited about all the pornonious opportunities that the new reboot movie will undoubtedly enterain, now that Mr. Cumberbatch's sexy ass is in the mix. This might read a bit silly, as I wrote it in facebook's document creator and have decided to name the unknown character Mr. Cumberbatch plays, Cumbervillain, LOL.

Why is Chekov involved? I don't know...because he cute and inexperienced and makes an excellent little bottom. :) Just be warned that there is VERY LITTLE dubious consent, for the most part, Chekov is more than willing and his wrists are bound but not painfully so, it's just an annoyance because he *really* wants to touch.

This is a story about how sex saved the world! (PWP, seriously...LOL)

This is that moment...the one where you realize tomorrow morning you're going to wake up completely sober and regret the hell out of what you're about to do. And you're not even drunk, so you can't blame it on the alcohol. 

I don't always write crack, but when I do...it's either Dr. Suess or Dick and Jane. Tonight, it's Dick and Jane to the key of K/S and a derranged slash fiction author. I am so going to hell for this. Just...what the fuck am I doing?! DON'T READ THIS FIC!!!!! There, you've been warned. lol

For a friend of mine who requested this, you know who you are. I hope it's to your liking. I took some liberty with the second half. By 'some' I mean a lot...

Crack. Lots of it. I'm so, so sorry. But once I read the story, I couldn't resist, which I believe is exactly why my friend brought it up in the first place. ;)

If you need a good laugh, this is probably for you. If you don't want to ruin one of your childhood favorites...pretty sure I've gone ahead and done that...so, so sorry.