[Report This]Date: 04/10/2013 1:13 AM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
Someday Pamdizzle, they will release a 'Star Trek Reborn - Porn 3D' movie, and along with the intro music will be the words scrolling on the screen .... And so it began ... Captain's Log: Whoring.
I am shaking my head and trying (not very hard) to repress the snickers at this highly elevated form of ... art? What WILL you come up with next? (hides head under the covers).
Author's Response:
LOL. All I can say, is that my inner poet has multiple personality disorder. I have no idea what voice I'll hear next...LOL
Date: 04/09/2013 4:08 AM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
The perfect mate *sigh* Great job.
Author's Response:
LOL! I'm glad you liked! Thank you for taking time to review. <3
Date: 04/09/2013 12:53 AM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
pretty damn funny! reads like a limerick!
Author's Response:
LOL! Fugitive would be happy to hear you say that. ahahahahah! We were baiting one another in FB chat the other day before I wrote this. lolololol
[Report This]Date: 04/08/2013 7:14 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
Wait a minute, I didn't write a porny poem? What porny poem?
Author's Response:
YOU DID TOO!!!!
[Report This]Date: 04/08/2013 6:59 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Gee, I didn't think I could raise one eyebrow..... but I managed it at 'all the way up my arm' LOL.
Damn, you are playing to your strengths now... perhaps in my next poem I should play to mine..... (goes off to war room).
PS Bra-fucking-vo!
Author's Response:
LOLOLOLOL!! I'm glad you liked my fisting line. I may have to write an entire fic around that particular activity just to get your eyebrow in your hairline...ahahhaahah
I only wrote this poem because you wrote a porny one. I'm versatile, LOL. Bring it!! Bahahahaah. :P <3
Date: 04/08/2013 6:46 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
That is fab, as I am married to an English folk singer I found the style very amusing!
Author's Response:
AHAHAH! Awesome! I'm glad you liked it, lol. It was actually difficult to get the words I wanted to use to fit with the format, LOL
[Report This]Date: 04/08/2013 6:23 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
*cracking up*
This needs to be written on a bathroom wall, someplace...
~AKO
Author's Response:
LOL *hands you sharpie* Do spread the word....lol
Date: 04/08/2013 5:43 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
I thought where sex involved his memory would be eidetic!
Author's Response:
I know right? LOL. But I figure once you've seen one set of alien genitalia you...aw, fuck it. Ain't nobody got time for that! LOLOLLOLOLOLOL
[Report This]Date: 04/08/2013 5:42 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
I give you highest of fives because that was awesome.
Author's Response:
LOL! ^5 acheived! Woot. :) Thank you, Ivy, for taking time to read! Glad you liked.
[Report This]Date: 04/08/2013 5:24 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
this was perfect... I especially liked the fisting line XD *does not know if to purr, wince or crack up* XD you mad cow *looks fondly at you*
Author's Response:
LOL! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *oh look, I laid an egg!* bhahahaha
Date: 04/08/2013 5:21 PM Title: Sexcapading Round the Galaxy
Of suck him happily to my fate.
Come on though there are FAR toon few stanzas therefore it has to be a JJ universe.
Author's Response:
LOL! Jim was just reciting the *memorable* encounters, tee hee hee. LOLOL