Date: 01/13/2012 9:43 AM Title: Chapter 1
You forgot Spock having long black hair that when untied falls about his face like a silk curtain ... also forgot to describe his treasure trail (bleaughhh), although maybe--wrong Spock?
Nothing worse than having to slog through my scifi avatars being described to look like cover models from 80's mass-market romance genre trade paperbacks in the supermarket aisle (with the little "peekaboo" covers). UGH.
Oh, yes. I could have gone on for page after page. I never even brought in McCoy's "damnit, Jim, I'm a doctor not a...." Nor did I mention that red shirt who always gets kille don a landing party.
Date: 09/15/2011 11:14 PM Title: Chapter 1
Also, did somebody put silly spores in this website today???
No, this is annual K/S Day (not a Hallmark holiday, but one we all recognize), and somebody started with a cliche story in honor of that, and then it just mushroomed from there.
Date: 09/15/2011 10:06 PM Title: Chapter 1
If the misplaced or stolen chenesi are found again, please have them UPS-delivered to my address, the two frals I received earlier are missing their playfellows.
(Now that gives me some mental image *shudder* ...)
OMG. Poor Spock--we're chopping him up like a seaweed-wrapped tuna roll.
Date: 09/15/2011 7:44 PM Title: Chapter 1
I almost split at the seams, I was laughing so hard. Wow. Thanks for this bit of hilarious nonsense. Will beg and grovel for more!
Love and cherries,
He bent over and Nurse Chapel had an orgasm. "Snort."