Date: 01/01/2010 6:37 AM Title: Chapter 1
ZOMFGWTFBBQ!!!!1! Hot freakin' day-amn! Great Tap-Dancing Ceiling Cat! (fans self, wipes brow, wipes drool off chin) Geez, I would pay some *serious* money to see dis in da flesh! W00t!!!
C'mere, Sulu and Chekov. You don't need dose memories, bubbehs. Let da nice Uncle Wolfie meld it all away (hee hee hee)
Fuck me, I think I pissed meself, I laughed so freakin' hard. It ain't nice ta make wheezing old wrecks like me laugh dat much, I'll have you know.
Gawd. I ain't never gonna see Chris Pine da same way again, thank you Buena Diosa, *thank you*
Greywolf, fannin' hisself and wondering who turned da heat up all da way ;-)> Mmm, gonna have me some fun dreams tonight... (wanders off, whistling "Santa Baby")