Operation: Copulate! by derk

Sort-of crack-fic request (hopefully for Pamdizzle): 

Spock is looking everywhere for the Captain so that they can review some important scientific reports about their next mission. No one has seen Kirk for several hours and he is not on duty, so Spock logically proceeds to go to the Captain’s locked quarters. When he overrides the password and enters, he is greeted by Kirk admiring himself in the mirror, wearing women’s fetish gear including a leather and lace bustier set, six-inch high heels, makeup, and a Marilyn Monroe wig. Hilarity ensues, along with some hot, kinky sex! 


Kirk is tipsy.

Spock goes absolutely wild and gets violent (not unlike pon farr)!

Kirk is embarrassed and goes to the closet to find a uniform to change into, but Spock attacks him and shuts himself inside with Kirk, where they begin their encounter.

Bondage is included when Kirk takes a submissive role.

Either Kirk or Spock asks the other to sing a weird song during sex.

McCoy becomes involved in the scenario in a hysterical way.

McCoy’s medical expertise is embarrassingly needed due to the craziness of the sexual encounter. 


Sulu and Chekov discuss a dirty fantasy while on the bridge (exactly like what is happening in Kirk’s room).  Later, those involved with the incident at Kirk's quarters and a still-costumed Kirk rush onto the bridge due to an inopportune emergency, causing Sulu and/or Chekov to have stronger reactions to the bizarre situation than anyone else because of their previous discussion.

Categories: Fiction, Works in Progress
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
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Porn in a Closet by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]

It's Captain Kirk's birthday and as a gift to himself, he's decided to spend the day in his cabin indulging in a secret fetish. Just when he's starting to feel comfortable slipping into his favorite fantasy, he is intruded upon by none other than his shocked First Officer. What happens next? --Porny goodness in a closet, of course.

I have no excuse for this really, other than that I really can't resist a challenge...

So, this is in response to Derk's Operation Copulate! Challenge and it really is pretty much what the title says. It's linked below if you really want to know. Unfortunately, I didn't find enough personal time to get the super bonus and I'm not really into wigs, but, hey...give a girl a break...

Also...there is some mild...crack...lol.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Bondage, Kink
Challenges: Operation: Copulate!
Series: Challenge Fics
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4419 Read Count: 8623
[Report This] Published: 08/03/2012 Updated: 08/03/2012