Story Type: Humor
Other Results: 61 Series
Stories
When Spock Met Carol by Rimilea Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

I saw that new Start Trek Into Darkness video where Spock meets Carol, and it inspired this story. Rated for language mostly.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2634 Read Count: 2563
[Report This] Published: 05/09/2013 Updated: 05/09/2013
When Tides Converge by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary:

This is the story that several people (yes, Wingstar, I'm talking to you) have been nagging me to finish. It is sort of a sequel to The Courtship of Spock's Father, but I explain enough in this story that you don't have to read that one first.

The premise is simple. Have you ever worked in an office where all the women's...um...cycles start cycling together? Well.....


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Original Character(s), Sarek
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Daddy Sarek, Bond Mate Bones, and Kitlings
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7162 Read Count: 7492
[Report This] Published: 04/03/2012 Updated: 04/03/2012
Where did that come from? by Echomur Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary: Very short ficlet answer to Tech_Duinn's "Incredulous" challenge.

What happens on the bridge stays on the bridge. Mostly.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Incredulous
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 309 Read Count: 3792
[Report This] Published: 04/05/2012 Updated: 04/05/2012
Where did the Bridge crew go? by Tlema Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Instant messages between crew members. Purely for fun.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Chekov, Original Character(s), Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 610 Read Count: 1793
[Report This] Published: 11/30/2010 Updated: 11/30/2010
Where No Melon... by Farfalla Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Spock is intrigued by the purported properties of an unknown Terran fruit... (this was my first K/S story, in summer of 2002.)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2931 Read Count: 2096
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005
Whispers by Mirrorgirl Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

An economy of words.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters:
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 253 Read Count: 897
[Report This] Published: 04/09/2009 Updated: 04/09/2009
Who Ya Gonna Comm? by Pamdizzle Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

A ghostbuster's theme song filk. Blame Spock2u and Fugitive.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 194 Read Count: 1972
[Report This] Published: 05/14/2013 Updated: 05/14/2013
Why Can't It Remain? by Jadztone Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Crew morale is low during the holidays. People are keeping secrets from Jim, which he HATES. Then strange things keep happening to him and Spock. When they figure out their crew is trying to match make between them, Bones makes a very interesting suggestion to get them to stop: pretend that it worked.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18655 Read Count: 2487
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2018 Updated: 12/31/2018
Summary:

Summary: Jim Kirk’s uncleared press release in response to those who were upset about his relationship with Spock once it became public.

Now with annoyed future spouse response by popular demand.

Pairings: Establish K/S with a tiny mention of past P/S

Companion piece to: But I Thought You Were Straight

 

 

This probably could be read as a standalone with minimal confusion.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Warning: Assumptions Are Bad
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3813 Read Count: 5956
[Report This] Published: 03/11/2011 Updated: 03/23/2011
Wild and Lovely by Dahliaxat Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Wild thing, you make my heart sing...

Wild thing, I think I love you....


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61 Read Count: 820
[Report This] Published: 09/22/2012 Updated: 09/22/2012
Winner Take All by waketosleep Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary: Kirk is engaged in a protracted battle with one of the ship's cats for rights of ownership to Spock's lap.
Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 552 Read Count: 4506
[Report This] Published: 01/30/2010 Updated: 01/30/2010
Winning Thy Hand by HaveYouHeard Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 44]
Summary:

Convention fun, in which Kirk has to fend off Spock's admirers!

A/U in answer to jessica499499's challenge. Kirk's a PR consultant who goes to Germany with Pike to smooth over negociations for an upcoming event. He doesn't anticipate finding love at first sight... (Spock's hard to resist ;p)

~

I did try to stick to the brief, but there are certain things I've changed just because my muse doesn't stick to rules all that well. Go to the challenge page to see full details of the brief.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: AU or Mirror Universe
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: The Convention Challenge.
Series: None
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34206 Read Count: 15616
[Report This] Published: 01/18/2013 Updated: 11/25/2013
Wonderful by baehj2915 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 22]
Summary: Jim and Spock are on an away mission to a very wonderful planet, that they desperately want to get the hell off of. Gender nonsense, bad translations and repressed emotions within. Romancing to follow. In this edition, Jim is harried and discombobulated; Spock is more so. Storyline quagmire! Inconvenient cockblocking!
Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: McCoy, Original Character(s), Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33766 Read Count: 9874
[Report This] Published: 05/23/2010 Updated: 07/30/2010
Woof! by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 116]
Summary:

Now done!

 

I am (temporarily) sick of MPreg, angst, even hot sex. So I am answering Veshtaya's A Captain By Any Other Species challenge, which goes like this:

Captain Kirk has been made into a woman, a toddler, a cat, a Vulcan, and various other creatures and critters in his many adventures on KSarchive. Now, it's time for something a bit more...energetic.

Note: Romantic relationship not pre-established.

Abram-verse preferred, TOS acceptable.

CHALLENGE: James "Tomcat" Kirk has been turned into (Powers That Be, help us all) a dog. How this happens is up to you (alien technology, some weird ancient other-worldly voodoo, etc.), but it must be Spock that is forced to keep an eye out for the furry captain of the USS Enterprise. The crew can help, but they also need to try to hide his condition from the Admiralty to keep Jim from losing his Captaincy before they can reverse the change.

BONUS IF: You pick an energetic breed. Border Collies, Australian Sheepdogs, and other herding breeds would be good choices. All intelligent, most of them loving and loyal, and all of them are energetic. And mostly fluffy~!

BONUS IF: Kirk, at some point, gets too lonely at night locked in his quarters and scratches and whines at the joint-bathroom door until Spock reacts. How he does so (whether it is berating the dog or allowing him into his own room, or any other variation) is up to you.

LARGE BONUS IF: He still hops up into his chair on the bridge. C'mon, picture it - it's just adorable!

MEGA BONUS IF: He is protective of Spock in a threatening situation.

MEGA BONUS IF: Spock has no prior knowledge on how to care for a Terran canine. Kirk is thinking like a dog, not a person, and sehlats are much more intelligent than dogs.

MEGA BONUS IF: After being changed back, Jim's protectiveness of Spock and jealousy for his attention is still very obvious.

You can make this fluff and leave it at that, or continue this as a longer story that leads into a building relationship between Jim and Spock. I prefer the latter, but fluff is good too. Good luck~!

This will not be a super-long fic, probably only 3-4 chapters. And it's intentionally silly. No beastiality, I promise, although I may give into temptation and let Jim hump Cupcake's leg at some point.

Let the fur fly....


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Original Character(s), Scott, Sulu
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Fluff, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: A Captain by Any Other Species...
Series: Answered Challenges
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12143 Read Count: 37388
[Report This] Published: 04/16/2012 Updated: 04/20/2012
Woooof! by 1lostone Rated: All Audiences [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

James T. Kirk goes missing during a disturbing number of away missions. Don't worry. Spock has a plan.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 991 Read Count: 1871
[Report This] Published: 06/14/2017 Updated: 06/14/2017
Word Connotations by well it is canon Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

"Is there something I can do for you, Captain?" ~KirkSpock (TOS)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 318 Read Count: 3151
[Report This] Published: 03/06/2013 Updated: 03/06/2013
Words by Farfalla Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

While slating his pon farr on his willing captain, Spock says something in Vulcan... what did he say? (humor)


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: T'Pring
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 539 Read Count: 3267
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2005 Updated: 09/10/2005
Summary:

This is in response to the challenge posted by Imzadi McSpirk, which you can find here: http://www.ksarchive.com/modules/challenges/challenges.php?chalid=224. Basically there's some plot and then like 2,000 words of porn.

 

This is a first for me in several ways:

First K/S,

First homoerotic piece of fiction

First Threesome

First challenge I've ever attempted.

It's also the first time I've written fanfiction, actually anything, in over 6 years and it is unbeta'd. I apologize for any typos, though I did read through it like four times, there's probably still some there.

 

Thank you to all the brilliant authors on this site for inspiring me to write again...believe me, it's been a long time since I had any inspiration and even if this sucks, to those of you who read it...it was liberating to write again.

 

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock, Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: "Words Can Hurt"
Series: Romancing the Bones
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6348 Read Count: 6641
[Report This] Published: 02/22/2012 Updated: 02/23/2012
Work It! by K Chaps Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Jim needs to lose weight - again.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2642 Read Count: 3246
[Report This] Published: 07/09/2007 Updated: 07/09/2007
Workin' at the carwash by vickyblueeyez Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary: Starfleet had been failing when it came to making money for it's annual Charity Drive. That was before they had Jim Kirk.
A/N: This is a pic inspired drabble. You don't have see the pic to enjoy the story. It's just more hot if you do. Pics included in the story on the links in my profile.

Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek or it’s characters. This is a work of fiction and not for profit. I also do not own the photographs in this post.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2131 Read Count: 2423
[Report This] Published: 11/01/2011 Updated: 11/03/2011