Story Type: Humor
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Stories
Unlogisch by ChichiU Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Ich weiß, Pon Farr Storys gibt es jede Menge. Trotzdem ließ mich die Idee nicht los. Sie war äußerst hartnäckig.


Categories: Other Languages, Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: German
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3756 Read Count: 3111
[Report This] Published: 12/02/2009 Updated: 12/02/2009
Unmentionables by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

It's laundry day on the Enterprise....


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 520 Read Count: 5414
[Report This] Published: 06/15/2011 Updated: 06/15/2011
Unmistakably T'hy'la by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 33]
Summary:

Ever since he was young, Spock has been looking for that one person that would be everything to him. Secretly he desired a person who could be a lover, a brother, and a friend simultaneously. By age 25 by human standards he gave up the illogical "dream" of ever finding that one person who could understand him completely. Then he met Jim Kirk.

Part Two of the series You Don’t Have to Be My Boyfriend


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: You Don't Have To Be My Boyfriend
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18750 Read Count: 37797
[Report This] Published: 09/01/2010 Updated: 09/09/2010
Unplanned Parenthood by waketosleep Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Kirk and Spock are turned into children. McCoy suffers.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6038 Read Count: 8195
[Report This] Published: 08/01/2009 Updated: 08/01/2009
Unwittingly Yours by CommUnit Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary:

Saw this prompt by Juni and couldn’t resist the thought of Spock in a skimpy outfit for Jim’s unknowing eyes. Enjoy!!

Summary: Ok, so let’s mix ST with some good old harlequins! Kirk is a Captain of the Enterprise, but he and Spock never met. Not at the Academy, not later – never. Of course Kirk heard about the super intelligent Vulcan First Officer, but didn’t pay attention to that.

Then Pike is contacting him, asking him for help in rescuing his crew (Spock included) who were kidnapped by the Orion Slavers during an away mission. Kirk of course agrees and leads a rescue team (like there would be any doubt about it). They storm the place and Jim is totally mesmerized by the sight of a beautiful, sexy Vulcan in a very skimpy harem outfit. The crew is rescued and the Enterprise is on the way to return them to Pike’s ship and during that time Kirk totally falls in love with Spock (who is totally NOT what Jim expected) and starts to plot how to keep him on the Enterprise and for himself.

Bonus points if Jim was so co confused by Spock appearance and behaviour because he only saw Spock’s very old photo from the Academy files (like Spock was 17, gawky teenager with glasses and looked like a classic nerd) and heard that the Vulcan has no sense of humour, personality, is boring, focused only on science etc.

Super bonus points if Kirk has to fight for Spock with someone from Pike’s ship who had hots for the Vulcan for a very long time


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: AU or Mirror Universe
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Bondage
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3763 Read Count: 3793
[Report This] Published: 01/19/2012 Updated: 01/30/2012
Up That Ladder Mister by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

Jim is horny, needs Spock in the Jefferies Tube...NOW!!!!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 755 Read Count: 2184
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2011 Updated: 07/09/2013
USS Enterprise Chat Room by Farfalla Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

The TOS bridge crew interacts on their ship's instant messenger chat program. (humor)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 838 Read Count: 2010
[Report This] Published: 09/09/2005 Updated: 09/09/2005
Veils by Farfalla Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Spock gets married, and everybody has a different opinion about it.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Amanda, Sarek
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 103 Read Count: 4461
[Report This] Published: 12/09/2005 Updated: 12/09/2005
Verbal Jump-Rope by Ragdoll Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. This is how he does it. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4651 Read Count: 6274
[Report This] Published: 05/18/2009 Updated: 05/18/2009
Verdantophilia by SORAL179 Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

A humorous story to pass those tedious hours star charting


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: ST:TOS Original Universe
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 351 Read Count: 3438
[Report This] Published: 05/08/2011 Updated: 05/08/2011
Very Perceptive Creatures by Farfalla Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

In the wake of the tribble adventure, Kirk and Spock discover their feelings for each other in the face of LOTS of adversity. This was my 100th K/S story!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2316 Read Count: 3852
[Report This] Published: 09/13/2005 Updated: 09/13/2005
Vicious Rumors and Lies by Farfalla Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Kirk and Spock prepare to face the usual slander...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1647 Read Count: 5664
[Report This] Published: 09/08/2005 Updated: 09/08/2005
Summary:

NOTICE 6/29/13: Cumbervillain's name has now been changed to reflect his character in STID. It should now read as Khan. If you find anymore cumbervillain references, let me know. Thanks!

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A couple of my facebook friends are super excited about all the pornonious opportunities that the new reboot movie will undoubtedly enterain, now that Mr. Cumberbatch's sexy ass is in the mix. This might read a bit silly, as I wrote it in facebook's document creator and have decided to name the unknown character Mr. Cumberbatch plays, Cumbervillain, LOL.

Why is Chekov involved? I don't know...because he cute and inexperienced and makes an excellent little bottom. :) Just be warned that there is VERY LITTLE dubious consent, for the most part, Chekov is more than willing and his wrists are bound but not painfully so, it's just an annoyance because he *really* wants to touch.

 

This is a story about how sex saved the world! (PWP, seriously...LOL)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Bondage
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3956 Read Count: 4551
[Report This] Published: 04/18/2013 Updated: 04/18/2013
Viva Las Vegas by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 22]
Summary:

Part of my song-based fics. Jim and Spock take shore leave at an unexpected location.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Music Fics
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5560 Read Count: 5741
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2011 Updated: 10/04/2011
Vokaya Halan by Yangu Fuyu Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Spock and Jim get transported back to their childhoods, now suddenly on Vulcan years before its destruction, as children; but, only Spock has his memories. Jim’s dark childhood comes forth and Spock must do everything he can to protect his friend, and his home world. Question is, how. OOC AU Set after Into Darkness friendship/pre-slash Jim-Spock


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24340 Read Count: 6089
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2013 Updated: 01/06/2014
Summary:

Jim is learning French to be able to interact with a French-speaking ambassador from Uhura. He decides to use this new language to let SPock know how he feels about him.

Written per a friend's request. :)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1485 Read Count: 5249
[Report This] Published: 02/17/2011 Updated: 02/17/2011
Vulcan Couples' Retreat by SpirkTrekker42 Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Spock asks Kirk to come with him to New Vulcan to meet his family and experience the Vulcan culture firsthand. But Kirk didn't expect to be separated from his bondmate and forced to spend the weekend in class with T'Pau, Spock's grandmother.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Sarek
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2969 Read Count: 6268
[Report This] Published: 12/30/2009 Updated: 12/30/2009
Vulcan Embassy Memo 66-6 by Fugitive Rated: ADULT (NC-17) Round robin starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Reposted so I can link it.... originally done for shits and giggles.... of course....

 


Categories: Essays
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Chinese Translations
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 292 Read Count: 2906
[Report This] Published: 03/16/2013 Updated: 03/21/2013
Summary:

What Vulcans say and what Vulcans mean, can be two very different things!  Translated into Chinese by the wonderful Ironland!


Categories: Essays
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Chinese Translations
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 951 Read Count: 1086
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2013 Updated: 03/26/2013
Summary:

Kirk can't beat Spock at 3-D chess, so he arranges a diversion. Sulu and Chekov serve as the Trek version of the hyper Spartan Cheerleaders during their chess match! Will Spock fall for it? CRACK FIC. K/S. Sulu/Chekov


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3437 Read Count: 3744
[Report This] Published: 02/12/2010 Updated: 02/12/2010