Story Type: Humor
Other Results: 61 Series
Stories
Worries by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

We've all been there; Jim isn't sure about his skills. I have not been able to find the Vulcan term for 'blow job,' so I hereby invent it: salur zchlink. Salur means 'to blow' and zchlink is 'friend.' Works for me.

Enjoy.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 446 Read Count: 5714
[Report This] Published: 01/05/2011 Updated: 01/05/2011
Wrong Side of the Bed by Tlema Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

How does Spock know what side of the bed Jim gets out on?


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Sulu
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Idioms
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136 Read Count: 4626
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2011 Updated: 01/28/2011
Xenobiology by mattmetzger Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

K/S established relationship. Usually, McCoy knows more about Vulcans than Jim does. But sometimes, Jim has it covered. One of those 'five and one' jobs.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2953 Read Count: 9651
[Report This] Published: 09/28/2010 Updated: 09/28/2010
Xenophobia: Fear of the Other by TDazz Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary: When a Vulcan is accused of a heinous crime, archaic fears of the outsider take hold, and not even Starfleet is immune.

As more details are made public, the amicable relationship between Earth and Vulcan threatens to unravel.

Can be read as Abrams-verse or TOS AU.



Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Challenges: Xenophobic person vs. James T. Kirk
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10217 Read Count: 6363
[Report This] Published: 01/19/2014 Updated: 01/19/2014
Yarn by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

This is a sequel to Bones and Jim have "The Talk" because someone suggested it needed a sequel. Your wish is my command...


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets, Spock's Baby Daddy
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 474 Read Count: 14736
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
Yellow Roses for Her, Orange Roses for Jim by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Summary: How do you survive your break up when you must live and work with your ex?  How do you move on to someone else without wrecking two very important friendships? Valentine’s Day 2259 will be entertaining.

 

This is a different type of love story.

 

Pairings: Post S/U and with on the verge K/S

 

 

Sequel to: Giving You Away for Someone Else to Take

However, this story can be read on its own.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Trek Pod, Redefining Happily Ever After
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13904 Read Count: 12732
[Report This] Published: 02/14/2011 Updated: 06/08/2011
Yesterday's Amok by Kerchan Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

T'Pau found out that Jim didn't actually die on the sands of Vulcan during Spock's Pon Farr. And now she wants a rematch.

For this challenge:

By Ashaya-var

Not a Pon Farr challenge, believe it or not. They fooled T'Pau the first time around, but it's pretty clear before long that Kirk didn't die on the sands of Vulcan like he was supposed to. What if she demands, by the power of Vulcan law, that they return for a rematch- a fight to the death, no tricks this time.

Bonus if they realize they can only get out of it if they bond. (Something about t'hy'la not having to kill each other, yadayada.) Yay for first-time stories!

You can set this during TOS, or find a way to fit it into the Abrams universe- I'm not picky.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Amok Time Revisited
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5343 Read Count: 9418
[Report This] Published: 05/17/2010 Updated: 05/17/2010
You Belong With Me by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

A song poem thing I wrote, many moons ago.  To the beat of Taylor Swift's song.

 

You Belong With Me


Categories: Ficlets, Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 230 Read Count: 1850
[Report This] Published: 03/06/2010 Updated: 06/02/2012
You Don't Love Me, Right? by drarroway Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

This is an angsty, but humorous, Unity(aka Christmas)/Goldilocks and the Five Vulcans/First Time story, all tied into one, that I’ve been working on for ages but couldn’t finish before Christmas, sorry.  But I think it works as a New Year’s story too.  Jim’s a stubborn human, but you know there will be a happy ending…  Thanks ya all, and happy new year!  I made it with five minutes to spare!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Chris Pike, McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28066 Read Count: 9802
[Report This] Published: 01/01/2012 Updated: 01/01/2012
You Make My Blood Boil by hallucogenic Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Spock thinks that Jim lives to irritate him.

On purpose.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Drabble, Erotica, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11780 Read Count: 5333
[Report This] Published: 09/20/2014 Updated: 10/18/2014
Summary:

A short, almost legitimate piece of blah. Jim wants Spock to wear something. That something is revealing.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 483 Read Count: 1551
[Report This] Published: 09/18/2013 Updated: 09/18/2013
You'll Never Be Bad Like Me by Dahliaxat Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Spock from the Mirror Universe tells Jim to move aside the real bad ass is in town and has taken over.


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, Mirror Universe
Warnings: Bondage, Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 209 Read Count: 1748
[Report This] Published: 06/04/2011 Updated: 05/25/2012
Summary:

Exactly what it says on the tin. :) tee hee hee! Inspired by a pic found on Google images/tumblr.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 331 Read Count: 2807
[Report This] Published: 08/05/2013 Updated: 08/05/2013
You're the Top by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 26]
Summary:

This is in response to Kerchan's "Tops and Bottoms" challenge, which goes like this: After a confusing chase and many misunderstandings, Jim and Spock have finally realized their love for one another and so have agreed to finally have sex. But there's a problem. After much foreplay, they both come to realize that they BOTH want to be the topper, and neither want to be the bottom. Spock presents his case logically why he should be the top, and Jim does the same, utlimately leading to a fight for the top position.

It's mainly funny, with just a tiny bit of angst in the middle, but the boys both get what they want in the end (wink, wink, nudge, nudge). Oh, and I am a "spinster aunt from Des Moines," just not Jim's.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Of Tops and Bottoms
Series: They're Fighting, Answered Challenges
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5025 Read Count: 9861
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2010 Updated: 12/05/2010
Summary:

Jim tries another corny line for Spock. The title and summary might both be longer than the actual story. XD


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 31 Read Count: 3853
[Report This] Published: 02/10/2011 Updated: 02/11/2011
Your sweet sword by oyboh Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

What happened was, I kept trying to read Dahliaxat's wonderful "Bare my sword" and kept hallucinating "Your Sweet Sword"--really! So I decided it wanted writing.

With apologies to Denise and the Beatles.


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 799
[Report This] Published: 04/07/2013 Updated: 04/07/2013
Yours by Cate Adams Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 13]
Summary:

After a grueling run under the threat of war, Jim prepares for a mission sure to go wrong.  What happens when, instead, everything goes absolutely right?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4460 Read Count: 2604
[Report This] Published: 11/18/2014 Updated: 11/18/2014
Zahveklar (Taste Buds) by burning_spirit Rated: Mature Content (Teen) [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Commander Spock attempts to dismiss a strange sensation at dinner, but Captain Kirk, desperate to help, insists that he explain.

(The hurt!Spock is very minor, just so you know. :))


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Scott
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Drabble, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7136 Read Count: 354
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2019 Updated: 07/22/2019