Story Type: Humor
Other Results: 61 Series
Stories
Arguably Insane by Jaylee Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary:

"... In fact, the only one on the ship scarier than Doctor McCoy is Commander Spock. Which kind of explains why they’re both friends with Kirk, Kirk’s missing a fear glad or something. You know that part of the human psyche that says ‘...maybe I shouldn’t do this, it might lead to an untimely death or, in the very least, some serious ouchies’ yeah, Kirk doesn’t have that."


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6308 Read Count: 16204
[Report This] Published: 08/27/2012 Updated: 08/27/2012
Assigning Blame by Ragdoll Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

“Kirk,” Uhura said firmly, “if you don’t stop pussyfooting around and tell Spock you’re in love with him, I’m going to kick your ass from here to Sunday, then tell him myself."


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3224 Read Count: 13935
[Report This] Published: 08/22/2009 Updated: 08/22/2009
Assumptions and Expectations by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

Like all parents, Sarek had always envisioned his son's perfect spouse.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 367 Read Count: 10704
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
At Each Other's Throats by Tlema Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

McCoy misses the fights. A lot.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Idioms
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 119 Read Count: 5481
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2011 Updated: 01/28/2011
At Last by drarroway Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 34]
Summary:

Small additions made 9/8/18

Jim’s luck finally runs out, or does it?  Yet another uber-angsty/HC/First Time story (implied rape, not described).  Pure mood piece.  One of the very few things I liked about the latest movie was Pike, so I’m stealing him for TOS and ignoring the Menagerie episode. Dedicated to my cat of 14 years whom I adore dearly, but am still wildly allergic to.  I appreciate feedback—it’s the only thing that motivates me to keep writing.

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chris Pike
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 25863 Read Count: 14658
[Report This] Published: 07/09/2010 Updated: 07/09/2010
Atheists in Foxholes by mattmetzger Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

A planet breaks out into civil war, and Spock breaks off their relationship without explanation. All things considered, Jim's had better days.

K/S with plot, swearing, masculinity and mud. Lots of mud.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Established Relationship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Explicit violence
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22072 Read Count: 21209
[Report This] Published: 11/04/2011 Updated: 11/28/2011
Avast by missfae Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Winning the battle.  Part of the Through The Years series.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: T'Pring
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Character Study, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Through the Years
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 637 Read Count: 3025
[Report This] Published: 02/04/2012 Updated: 02/04/2012
Baby T'hy'la by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 22]
Summary:

Little T'Lira makes an important discovery...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Spock's Baby Daddy
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1933 Read Count: 14173
[Report This] Published: 03/12/2011 Updated: 03/12/2011
Baby, Can I Drive Your Car? by Dahliaxat Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Spock has bought a car. Jim wants to drive it.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 387 Read Count: 2194
[Report This] Published: 06/24/2011 Updated: 06/24/2011
Baby, Is It Your Time? by Dahliaxat Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Jim is worried about Spock. Bondmates for what seems like forever, Spock begins to act like he did all those years ago. Could it be his time? Jim confronts him as he breaks into song.


Categories: Fiction, Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 709 Read Count: 2703
[Report This] Published: 06/22/2011 Updated: 04/23/2016
Baby, It's Cold Outside by waketosleep Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 11]
Summary: The environmental controls on the Enterprise are malfunctioning and Spock is freezing. Good thing Kirk is a problem-solver.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2096 Read Count: 10903
[Report This] Published: 12/21/2009 Updated: 12/21/2009
Summary:

Jim totals Spock's car the same day it was purchased. Will Spock forgive him?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1339 Read Count: 3157
[Report This] Published: 07/02/2011 Updated: 07/02/2011
Babysitter Bones by dreamwind Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 31]
Summary:

Another mission gone wrong, but this time Bones is left to sort out the consequences. Is he prepared to watch over two small children? Especially when those children are Captain Kirk and Commander Spock.

[Chapter 1-6 now with new content!]

 


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 17926 Read Count: 28843
[Report This] Published: 08/14/2009 Updated: 02/21/2011
Back to School by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

Muse is still missing--stupid, drunken slut. So this is in answer to Vulcan Pearl's Virgin Vulcan Jitters challenge:

Summary:

Set in the Reboot verse.  Spock and Kirk have been dating for a while (how long is up to the writer) and feel ready to take things to the next level.  But Spock's a virgin and feels a little uneasy.  Kirk is not a virgin and wants very much to be with Spock but resolves to go along with whatever he wants.  Spock remembers that on New Vulcan there is another Spock who was in a relationship with another Kirk for many years.  So, he suggests that the older Spock would probably like all the same stuff that he would, and that Kirk should go learn from (have sex with) him the next time they visit New Vulcan.  Kirk is a little hurt, because he thinks they should be able to get through this together, but he wants to make Spock happy, and he knows from the meld on Delta Vega that it would mean a lot to the older Spock as well, so he agrees.  Spock (or Kirk) makes the arrangements with the older Spock, and the next time they stop by New Vulcan, Kirk goes off to meet Older Spock and his Spock stays on the ship or goes to visit his dad (again, writer's choice).  Kirk still feels a little upset about Spock needing to send him to someone else to feel reassured that Kirk won't accidently hurt him or something, but when he sees how much the older Spock wants to be with him, he lets go of his doubts and just tries to make him happy during their time together.  Meanwhile, Spock starts to realize just how much his fear has hurt Kirk and realizes he may have made a mistake sending him to his counterpart to learn what he likes and that they love and trust each other enough to figure things out on their own.  He rushes off to the other Spock's house to stop them and finds them both ready and about to have sex.  But then, instead of getting totally jealous or embarrassed, he gets turned on and winds up being persuaded to join them.  In the end, Spock is more confident about sexual matters and doesn't worry about trying new things with Kirk.

Any and all foreplay that takes place is up to the writer.

Bonus Points if by 'join them' he ends up bottoming for Kirk while Kirk bottoms for the older Spock.

Super Bonus Points if Kirk prepares him following the older Spock's instructions on how he likes it (after all, that's why they arranged the whole thing).

Ultra Mega Bonus Points if, when it's over, they both realize that the older Spock, who's been so lonely without his Kirk, is sad to see them leave, so they both imply (or state blatantly) that they would be more than willing to arrange a similar meeting the next time they're in the area.

 

I think I get all the bonus points for this one. Enjoy.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash, Kirk/Spock!Prime Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Virgin Spock Jitters
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6124 Read Count: 8243
[Report This] Published: 06/08/2012 Updated: 06/08/2012
Bang a Gong by waketosleep Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary: The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Erotica, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22715 Read Count: 17989
[Report This] Published: 10/26/2010 Updated: 10/26/2010
Bare My Sword by Dahliaxat Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

En garde.

That's about all I have to say. 

Art by Elfqueen55


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54 Read Count: 2291
[Report This] Published: 04/06/2013 Updated: 04/06/2013
Barking Up The Wrong Tree by Tlema Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Does the crew think Jim is fighting a losing battle?


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Idioms
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 239 Read Count: 5246
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2011 Updated: 01/28/2011
Bat'leth Practice by SORAL179 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

You can't transport tribbles into close proximity with Klingons without consequences.

Now part of the Tribble Tales series.

Tribbles belong to DG. Kirk and Spock to paramount.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tribble Tales
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2475 Read Count: 2411
[Report This] Published: 02/13/2012 Updated: 02/13/2012
Be Careful Jim by Dahliaxat Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Jim is a turtle, his mother worries about him. He is always off wandering. 


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62 Read Count: 2629
[Report This] Published: 10/01/2013 Updated: 10/01/2013
Summary:

Just a K/S parody of the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra. It's sung from Kirk's point of view.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Scott
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 1217
[Report This] Published: 11/01/2013 Updated: 11/02/2013