Use 1 or more of the then 10 sentences from the Youtube clip in a story. It can be as crack-tastic as you want. Bonus points and metaphorical cookies if it isn't a crack fic or if you use all ten lines. The video clip can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kajHITRmJZM

Uhura and Spock are bonded, but somehow manage to bond with Jim without his consent.  Jim wants out of the bond and does not want a relationship with people who expect him to "just accept it."

Most of the time, when Kirk is written as a girl, the author changes the character completly. It's understandable. Our culture has ingrained a lot of false ideas about gender into our heads. But for once, I would like to see a girl!kirk who is everything her male counterpart is and more! Kirk is committed to his/her work, strong willed, cool under pressure, a loyal friend and the best strategist in star fleet. He/She has his/her flaws, too. He's/She's a big flirt and also proud. Some might even say arrogant. But she's/he's also reasonable and never lets her/his pride endanger the things he/she loves most... his/her ship and his/her crew.

Please! Someone write a decent female Captain Kirk story! They are too few and far between. 

Five times Nu!Spock was jealous of his older self's ability to show emotion around Jim and the one time he did something about it.
Would like at least two examples to before-relationship.

Something like:
Jim: A book! And it's HARDCOPY! Thank you, old man!
Spock!Prime: I thought it would make you happy. *Vulcan-smiles*
Jim: I got a book and a smile! 
Or:
Spock: Your displays of emotionalism is unbecoming of a Vulcan. 
Spock!Prime: I am a Vulcan. And you are being rude.
Jim: Spock, be nice leave your older self alone or next time I'm coming down by myself.
Spock!Prime: *logically mocking Spock behind Jim's back*
Spock: *seething and glaring*

My life has been systematically falling apart for the past six months, and just today a brand new shit-storm popped up to kick me while I'm down. Please, please, please, could somebody write me a H/C story  to cheer me up?

I'd love to see something where Jim has to deal with his f-ed up up family screwing him over once again, (Moi? Projecting? Why, no, of course not.) and a very protective Spock comes to his rescue.

I'm looking for a veritable fluff overdose here people. Cuddling preferred.  

I was watching The Final Frontier at a friend's house yesterday. I was shocked during the scene where Jim was mad at Spock for not shooting Sybok and threatened to knock Spock on his rear. I couldn't believe Spock offered to let him do it either. I liked when Bones defended Spock.

Write a story answering the following:

1. What if Jim had let his anger and irritation at Spock get the best of him and he took Spock's offer?
2. What would Bones' reaction be to Jim pushing Spock?
3. What would Spock's reaction be?
4. How would Jim feel after he does it?
5. Where do they go from here?

Okay, so, this might take a little explaining, but here goes.

I went to a private grade school where you had to write all assignments and notes and anything at all in cursive, all the time. In fact, I barely knew how to write print when I started going to a regular middle school. And now, as a result, my print handwriting is horrible. Absolutely horrible. And my brother experienced the exact same thing.

I promise this relates to Star Trek.

Now, we all know Spock is perfect-awesome-superhuman-yaddayadda, right? But in my headcanon he has one flaw: really bad Standard handwriting. Because Vulcan script is all pretty and cursive-like and elegant, right? And, growing up on Vulcan, I think Spock would have had way more opportunity to write the native language than Standard letters, which would have been taught in school and entirely on PADDs. Maybe he never wrote in Standard at all, and his whole experience with it is typing.

So how about something cute and fluffy pertaining to Spock's horrible handwriting? Maybe he tries to leave Kirk a love note, and Kirk teases him for how illegible it is. Or maybe he has to leave some sort of scribbled message mid-infamous-disastrous-away-mission, and everything almost goes horribly wrong because no one can read it. Or any other way you can think to take it!

I might have to my own challenge but, if I have time but I really want to see this story. I am reposting because it was too confusing the first time around, and the formatting was bad. On to the challenge:

Universe: Abrams regular or Mirror Abrams, (if you can make it work in any other then more power to you. I haven’t seen all the episodes in TOS so I can’t speak to that; I know I am a bad fan.)

Trope: !Bottom Kirk

So Kirk likes Spock, and Spock likes Kirk but he will not admit it even to himself. So at some sort diplomatic mission to New Vulcan Kirk meets another Vulcan male. The problem is that the other Vulcan ends up falling for Kirk, and gets himself assigned to the Enterprise. Of course Spock has to find out. !Bottom Kirk please.

Can be any rating you want and any length you want.

Bonus points:

~The other Vulcan male is someone who picked on Spock as a child.

~Same Vulcan male sees the feelings that Spock has for Kirk and originally hooks up with Kirk to hurt Spock even more.

~Lots of Kinky sex

~Kirk being a “virgin” when it comes to men

Any other things you want to add you want just have fun. I will give Spock and Kirk shape cookies to anyone who gets all the bonus points, as soon as I figure out how to make them and make them look good. ::smiles::

Spock walks in on Uhura and Scotty (kissing or more, it's up to you!). He finds himself trying to figure out if he even cares or not. In the post-breakup stage, a certain captain is there to comfort his Vulcan First Officer.

Abrams Universe.

Bonus:

   - If Spock cries and Kirk finds him

   - Bones tries to offer realtionship advice (I don't care who he gives it too!)

I have read many stories where Captain Kirk is oblivious to the whole Vulcan's use their hands-to-kiss.  Where either Kirk is touching Spock and Spock lets him, or where Spock touches Kirk and Kirk doesn't know that they are kissing.

I want a story (one-shot or Multi-chapter) where Kirk 'knows' about Vulcan phisiology and 'knows' that Vulcans' hands are uber-sensitive and are used to kiss.

I would prefer:

Kirk having knowledge of Vulcan culture, language, and history and being very intelligent overall.  (For whatever reason- but I like to think he learns all the Vulcan stuff because he has to work with Spock and becomes fascinated with it all.)

Spock courting Kirk (ie. touching his hands, either- hoping Kirk knows and will take the hint- or thinking he is being sneaky about it- stealing kisses on the sly).

After Spock initiates the kisses or courtship (whichever way you want it to go), Kirk expresses confusion or frustration because Spock wouldn't just come out and 'speak'.

-Maybe a Spock who thinks he's being sneaky (not wanting to get rejected?) and doen;t realise that Kirk does-in-fact-know...

I would like to see some hot smex- but I like a strong relationship fic as much as anyone.  If you want it to be a three-or-more-some, go for it!

At least one Chess match between our boys- we can't miss out on their games.