LOL no excuse.  None AT ALL.

All The Single Ladies by Beyonce Knowles rewritten as a parody.  Spock sings "All The Single Vulcans".  Crack ensues!  You can pretend it's the Glee version if you want.

Just a K/S parody of the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra. It's sung from Kirk's point of view.

A Filk of the Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines 'thing'. 

Exactly what you think it is...LOL

For Jeanne and AKO. Blame them and social media. Image by Elfqueen.

Thank you Wingstar, for embedding the image. ;)

Meatloaf's "Dead Ringer" filked for Spock and Kirk at the End of the 5 Year Mission - whilst Spock is studying to attain the Kolinahr discipline at Gol.

I'm really not even sure if fucking with iconic poetry is considered filking, but uh...that's kind of what I've done here. LOL.

If Poe wasn't spinning in his grave after The Raven, he sure as hell is now...or perhaps he's applauding and nodding in ghoulish fascination...who knows. All I know is, I'm definitely going to hell for this. I've defiled a beautiful work of creepiness and turned it into porn prose.

There are two reasons this exists:

1) IvyCross linked a 'Who Do Write Like App' on facebook and I copied and pasted one of my non-fandom poems and it gave me Poe as a result.

2) AKO is apparently obssessed with frals, but that's secondary really. She got on my fb and unwittingly, or perhaps wittingly, said 'Do a parody of the 'The Bells'

Also, I'm pretty sure...someway, somehow, this is Fugitive's fault by seven degrees of separation. Just because...

Going All The Way - McSpirk The High School Musical. Apologies to Meatloaf and Jim Steinman!

A song about the Wrath of Khan and the Search for Spock, as composed by James T. Kirk.

(To the tune of “Almost Lover” by A Fine Frenzy)