NOW COMPLETE!!! Yayayayayayay!!!

Spock’s been having trouble mitigating his physical reaction to his Captain after noticing a sexual attraction during one of their customary chess games. Meditation has been proving ineffective when, during a routine scan of the ship’s Interweb Social Networking service, he finds a solution that helps him to resolve at least some of his more prurient fantasies.

A challenge issued to me during a Skype conversation with T'Lara. I'm thinking it's going to have about three to four parts, but no more than that. LOL

Some of you might say this is somewhat cracky, and you'd be right, but it's not complete crack, which with me it never is...Also, there will be hotness in later parts. LOL

A special thanks to Wingstar for helping me embed all the mannips and to Spock2U and Elfqueen for providing art throughout. :)

Okay, I need to write some porn to get it out of my system as I try to reign in some focus for the other project I'm working on and stumbled upon Wing's Possessive!Spock-PWP Challenge.

I've managed to write it in as part five of the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics Series.

In this week's episode, the Enterprise is orbiting Earth as Jim and Spock attend Bones' lecture at a Starfleet Medical Convention taking place at the Academy. Spock discovers, as the evening progresses, that Jim is purposely pushing the bounds of his weakened control during the early stages of their newly formed bond. How will Spock deal with fighting the urge to claim Jim in public as he watches others blatantly attempt to proposition his mate and Jim's flirty responses?

Please review! ;D

This fic was written for my new friend, Emily whose birthday is today! I used Soldier's girls 'Married by Accident' challenge a premiss because the tropes Emily gave me were very sweet. Rate E for everyone (some swearing). Also TOS by request. :)

Jim and Spock are on a first contact mission when they unwittingly end up getting hitched during a ritual that is supposed to represent good will. Annulment is simple, but neither of them seem to be too quick to do so...

Jim reflects on each sordid, memorable alien affair he's ever had...in a most, unapolgectic, graphicly humorous way. Could be interpreted, really as either Abrams OR TOS OR even MU Kirk, LOL. They're all whores and they know it!! LOL jk.

Just read it, I promise it'll make you laugh. And isn't that what we all want? A little laughter? A little alien sexcapading is perfect for that!

This is, in fact...a response to Fugitive's response to my previous response to a response from a reader on a poem in which I said 'not in the way of exact iambic pentameter' Well...fuck you, then, here it is!!!

In answer to a prompt for the 2012 KS Advent that goes like this:

. Jim is so excited to be celebrating Christmas with Spock this year (could be during or after the 5 year mission) because he wishes to ask him an important question(aka marriage/bonding), but Spock gets really sick and can't really celebrate along with him. But Jim still manages to surprise him with gifts and making his special Plomeek soup recipe for him, all while leading up to asking Spock any way. However this can be written is up to the author :)

I did take a couple of liberties, but otherwise, pretty much what's on the tin.

This is in response to a challenge posted on here by Fugitive. She got it from a Live Journal or something, it's called Always and Never Touching and Touched.

I had read Fugitive's response to the challenge and just couldn't put all of the naughty little ideas for it out of my mind.

Basically, the challenge is to write the hottest sex scene you can think of between Jim and Spock without them actually touching.

I drew some inspiration from an old Ricky Martin video (points to you if you figure out which one) and a scene from the movie 40 Days and 40 Nights.

I hope you like it. Please review, they're great inspiration.

I'm really not even sure if fucking with iconic poetry is considered filking, but uh...that's kind of what I've done here. LOL.

If Poe wasn't spinning in his grave after The Raven, he sure as hell is now...or perhaps he's applauding and nodding in ghoulish fascination...who knows. All I know is, I'm definitely going to hell for this. I've defiled a beautiful work of creepiness and turned it into porn prose.

There are two reasons this exists:

1) IvyCross linked a 'Who Do Write Like App' on facebook and I copied and pasted one of my non-fandom poems and it gave me Poe as a result.

2) AKO is apparently obssessed with frals, but that's secondary really. She got on my fb and unwittingly, or perhaps wittingly, said 'Do a parody of the 'The Bells'

Also, I'm pretty sure...someway, somehow, this is Fugitive's fault by seven degrees of separation. Just because...

Authors Note: REPOST!! NOW CONTAINS MORE NAUGHTY BITS BETWEEN SPOCK AND...WELL, SPOCK--LOL!

I decided that little scene was a bit...short lived and so I've extended it. Those of you who enjoyed it the first time around, I hope you like the added material. ;)

If you couldn't tell by the title, this is shameless porn with only a tiny bit of plot and when I say tiny I mean teeny, teeny tiny. It's in answer to Marie_Raine's challenge:

Kirk and Spock are now bonded and wish to return to new Vulcan to inform Spock's father and Spock Prime and to ask for their blessings. Spock Prime makes a comment about how he can smell Spock on Jim and it gets Prime horny. Prime kisses Jim and Spock walks in on it. Jim is confused and Spock is extremly jealous and over protective. Spock then picks up Jim and takes him to thier room, Prime follows. Then Spock stakes his claim on Jim and rims, fingers and sucks  Jim till he's moaning like a bitch in heat for Spock to fuck him. Spock takes Jim right infront of Prime. Prime masterbates to the sexy display.

This is the first in a series of one-shots all taking place in the same universe. I decided that this archive needs a new intergalactic porn saga, so this is the beginning of that saga. I am, in fact, taking prompts.

Check out the link to the series to learn more about what it's all about. Don't forget to leave feedback. And incase you can't already tell, it's not too heavy on plot, but they will each contain a morsel of background story.

A/N 5-20-12: I just noticed that this fits the Wall Sex challenge and have submitted it for that. Who'd have thunk it? Too bad I didn't mention the green tunic wrap, could have had a two-for. That's okay, this series isn't over and I'm sure I can find more opportunities for wall sex, specifically of the green tunic variety.

Not as cracky as the challenge implies, I promise. And that challenge would be, Tribble!Kirk:

So I saw the summary for this story by eclipse, and then I thought of the manga Karneval, and then I thought, I want Tribble!Kirk! I know there's an actual (awesome) story with Jim and Spock as tribbles, but this is different. I want a real tribble to have been genetically engineered (or magically) to be a human being... named Jim Kirk. The reason he's male is because his creators didn't want him getting pregnant... but it doesn't work! I want Jim still adjusting to life as a human (whether he remembers being a tribble or not is up to you), with tribble-like behaviors and of course, mpreg!

Bonus points Abrams verse. Bonus points for very, very few people knowing he was a tribble (maybe Pike and Bones only? Maybe Spoke Prime doesn't even know?). Bonus, bonus points for Spock being very, very confused by illogical tribble!Kirk (and of course being unable to resist him ^_~)

My first attempt at an mpreg...though, not exactly what I thought my first mpreg would be about...