Penname: Miss Car [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 08/21/2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I’m a 27 year old who has been reading fan fiction since 2001 and posting works since 2009.  I just started writing Star Trek fan fiction this year.  I am currently transferring my two larger completed stories from the Nyota Knows Best series from fan fiction.net as these stories are revised along with my new works in progress.


I think I understand Spock better than any other character because I understand what it's like for other individuals to view you as less because of some aspect of yourself that you can't change. I think I love the Kirk/ Spock dynamic because I would love to find someone else who accepts me exactly the way I am.


I think I fell in love with Star Trek because supposedly by the 23rd century people are accepted the way they are in concept if not practiced.


That being said I have a very rare neurological disorder that affects my ability to communicate in writing or read.  I must utilize voice recognition software to write the stories or to do written tasks.  The software is imperfect and is prone to making common mistakes with homonyms and tense.  The newer works have been read by a beta but the older stuff has not.


Yes, I am college educated despite being disabled. Yes, I have taken writing classes before. Due to some cosmic mix-up I missed the material in fifth through eighth grade English. I've been told multiple times that I can write a collegiate paper, but not necessarily a junior high one.


If you see a problem, tell me what it is exactly so I can fix it or volunteer to be my beta.  I can always use more.  However, telling me things like “you need to learn how to spell” is like telling Spock he needs to be more Vulcan.


Beta-reader: No
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Stories by Miss Car
Summary:

How exactly do you tell if your boyfriend is falling in love with someone else? From personal experience, Lt. Uhura has come up with 10 signs to look for.

 

Pairing: Disintegrating S/U to become S/K with K&U and S&U friendship

 

Companion piece to “10 Signs Your Captain Is More than Just Attracted To Your Boyfriend.”


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30446 Read Count: 77765
[Report This] Published: 09/19/2010 Updated: 09/19/2010
Summary:

Summary: Because Jim Kirk is Jim Kirk, it's hard to tell when he is more than just attracted to someone. From personal experience, Lt. Uhura has come up with 10 signs to look for, to see if your captain may just be in love with your boyfriend.

 

Pairing: Disintegrating S/U to become S/K with K&U and S&U friendship

 

Companion piece to "10 Signs Your Boyfriend Is In Love with Your Captain."


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36107 Read Count: 35784
[Report This] Published: 09/19/2010 Updated: 09/19/2010
Blame It on the Spell Check by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Summary: No one should trust spell check ever, especially on his wedding invitation. Jim's future father in law is going to kill him if his chief communications officer/wedding planner or his Vulcan fiancée do not kill him first.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Modern Family: Starfleet Style
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 985 Read Count: 4773
[Report This] Published: 08/24/2010 Updated: 08/24/2010
But I Thought They Hated Each Other by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 37]
Summary:

“Let’s watch what our friends and family really think about us.  Itwill be fun.”

 

After being married for almost a year Jim and Spock finally have time to watch the uncut footage from their wedding video due to being quarantined. (Don’t ask, but at least they are trapped together.) What do their friends and family (and I use the term loosely) really think of their relationship?  Also, can our favorite couple survive three weeks of medical captivity with no sex?

Sequel to: But I Thought You Were Straight and Why Jim Should Not Write His Own Press Release

This probably can be read as a standalone without much difficulty.

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Dubious consent, Explicit violence
Series: Warning: Assumptions Are Bad
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 76220 Read Count: 24492
[Report This] Published: 09/27/2011 Updated: 01/01/2013
But I Thought You Were Straight by Miss Car Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

Because even in the 23th century people still make assumptions. Five people who assumed Jim Kirk was straight and the one individual who knew better from the beginning but still got a surprise.

 

 

 

Warning: Assumptions are bad.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chris Pike, McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Abuse, Dubious consent, Rape
Series: Warning: Assumptions Are Bad
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 53308 Read Count: 55198
[Report This] Published: 08/24/2010 Updated: 10/31/2010
Dear James/ Perfect by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 48]
Summary:

Sequel to Dear Spock: Happily ever after is not an endpoint but rather a state that needs constant maintenance. A post STID story that deals with all the unpleasant stuff between our protagonist saving the day and the start of the five-year mission but with humor. Even in a 'coma' Jim can cause complete chaos with his programming 'skills'. Pairings: Established and trying to keep it that way K/S, and it’s complicated U/M.

This can probably be read as a standalone with minimal confusion.

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, Chris Pike, McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn, Major character death
Series: The Dear Spock Universe
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 198025 Read Count: 17822
[Report This] Published: 06/29/2013 Updated: 07/16/2016
Dear Spock by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 144]
Summary:

Sometimes you can only tell a person how you really feel in a letter that they will never ever read. However, some things never work out as planned. How was Jim supposed to know that he accidentally activated the auto forward feature on his e-mail account? Stupid voice recognition software.

 

This is a collection of e-mails that Jim writes to Spock that his first officer is never supposed to actually read but somehow ends up reading anyway.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Sarek, Stonn, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Dear Spock Universe
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 130738 Read Count: 125834
[Report This] Published: 12/31/2010 Updated: 11/16/2012
Giving You Away for Someone Else to Take by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Nyota always knew she would end up his ex girlfriend but she fell in love with Spock anyway.  A smart woman knows when it's time to let go.  The obligatory S/U breakup story but without the bitterness.


Pairings: Disintegrating S/U and pre-friendship or pre-slash K/S (With those two, I really can’t tell the difference if sex is not involved.  Does it really matter anyway?  They are already starting to fall in love with each other; I am just not sure in what way.  Their relationship is complicated.)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Trek Pod, Redefining Happily Ever After
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2562 Read Count: 2844
[Report This] Published: 02/10/2011 Updated: 02/10/2011
Summary:

 

 Jim and Spock have been happily together for the last three years thanks to a meddling assistant, Nyota, and a little (alleged) shipping mishap from the Red Light District adult specialty shop. As a result of the candy cane ‘toy’ incident, Jim tries to figure out Spock’s gift early. This year with the ‘help’ of Baby Spock, Spock may actually pull off the surprise of a lifetime.

Now with bonus Valentine's Day epilogue.

 

For KS Advent 2014 and a follow-up to my entries for 2013


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, McCoy, Original Character(s), Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19326 Read Count: 2420
[Report This] Published: 12/24/2014 Updated: 02/13/2015
How to Survive (Until) Your Wedding by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Summary: Jim and Spock really just wanted a simple wedding on the fourth anniversary of getting together, a.k.a. Christmas 2264. Instead, their overworked and under stimulated crew takes over their bachelor party/ wedding shower and Starfleet decides to turn their nuptials into the diplomatic event of the 2264 holiday season. The powers that be also chose Starbase Yorktown as the venue for the wedding. Then it all goes to hell and Jim starts to believe Christmas is cursed again. Will Jim and Spock make it to the altar?

 

Star Trek Beyond AU with an engage Jim and Spock

For KS Advent 2016 and a follow-up to my entries for 2013 and 2014.

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Original Character(s), Sarek, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34117 Read Count: 1070
[Report This] Published: 12/19/2016 Updated: 12/19/2016
Summary:

Summary: Considering this was Enterprises first winter holiday season of the five-year mission, i.e, everybody was going to be away from their families, Jim thought that it would be a good idea to do something to cheer everybody up. That is why he said yes to his yeoman’s suggestion of doing a secret holiday gift exchange. If he knew he would end up opening something from the Red Light District Enjoy Yourself collection in front of his technically not legal yet intern, he probably would have said no. Bones is a dead man.

Part one of the series: What to Get the Captain and First Officer Who Have Everything but Each Other                                                                                                     

For KS advent 2013        


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, McCoy, Original Character(s), Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Abuse
Series: What to Get the Captain and First Officer Who Have Everything but Each Other .
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6970 Read Count: 1575
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2013 Updated: 12/10/2013
Just Friends (Spock) by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Academy fic AU. The first time Cadet Jim Kirk saw a mysterious hot Vulcan professor he knew he didn't just want him to be another notch on his bed post. After watching several women be shot down by him, Jim decides to take a completely different approach. He is going to try to be his friend.

Part one of the series You Don’t Have to Be My Boyfriend


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: You Don't Have To Be My Boyfriend
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4097 Read Count: 9433
[Report This] Published: 09/01/2010 Updated: 09/01/2010
Marriage or Something Like It by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

The term husband has always made Jim Kirk uncomfortable. Then he met Spock.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chris Pike
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2637 Read Count: 3987
[Report This] Published: 12/19/2010 Updated: 12/19/2010
Summary:

Sequel to: Take a Third Option
Series: The Idiots Guide to Multi-species Polyamorous Relationships
Story summary: When it comes to dating (love, relationships, and/or talking about his feelings) Jim has no idea what he’s doing, but that has never stopped him. So it makes perfect sense that he dives right into the deep end of this relationship thing and moves in with Spock and Nyota four days after they decided that they all kind of love each other in that way. Did he mention they can’t have sex for the next eight weeks? This may end up body bag bad.

Basically, I got tired of breaking Spock and Nyota up just to have K/S goodness and decided that threesomes can be a good thing. K/S/U


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: The Idiot's Guide to Multi-species Polyamorous Relationships
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46823 Read Count: 5979
[Report This] Published: 08/19/2013 Updated: 03/29/2014
Ms. Brightside by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Academy AU

Continuation of Unmistakably T’hy’la.  The chaos before the storm as told by Nyota Uhura.  On the bright side, Jim and Spock are completely in love with each other in this story.  That may be the only positive thing going on and that depend on your perspective.

Pairings: K/S with unrequited one sided S/U

 

Part four of the series You Don’t Have to Be My Boyfriend

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Gaila, McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Dubious consent
Series: You Don't Have To Be My Boyfriend
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 23897 Read Count: 16175
[Report This] Published: 09/21/2010 Updated: 11/05/2010
Operation Cheer Jim Up by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Spock is the only one of Jim's friends that realizes the man is more withdrawn then he was during their first winter in space together. In an effort to improve his friend and captain’s mood, he asks Nyota to let him take her place as Jim’s Secret Santa. Eventually, he realizes that this was probably ill-advised, especially thanks to a meddling intern who gets her ‘best’ ideas from 19th century Earth literature.

Summary two: The true story of how Jim accidentally on purpose received a sex toy in the first annual Enterprise Secret Santa gift exchange or why interns should not try to hook up their boss with his secret crush.

Part two of the series: What to Get the Captain and First Officer Who Have Everything but Each Other . However, this is a standalone story.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8853 Read Count: 1298
[Report This] Published: 12/22/2013 Updated: 12/22/2013
So This Isn't an April Fool's Day Joke? by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Summary: Nyota’s reaction to receiving an invitation to her ex boyfriend’s engagement party on April 1.  Did she mention that her ex is supposedly engaged to her captain?  This must be a joke.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Trek Pod
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5375 Read Count: 6251
[Report This] Published: 03/27/2011 Updated: 05/01/2011
Starfleet Family Values by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 42]
Summary:

All families have issues and a few skeletons in the closet.

 

A married with children Jim and Spock along with a reluctantly pregnant Nyota are forced to spend shore leave with parents, stepparents, former stepparents, exs, funeral directors, admirals that like to screw with your life, and a really young half sibling with a crush on Jim.

 

If your idea of a good family vacation is no one ends up in a hospital, no one gets arrested, and no one dies, you may understand what Jim and Spock are going through.

 

Pairings: Established S/K and getting together Bones/Uhura with past S/K/U, S/U, SP/U, and Scotty/Uhura


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Carol Marcus, Chapel, Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, T'Pring, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Abuse, Dubious consent
Series: Modern Family: Starfleet Style
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 196821 Read Count: 41041
[Report This] Published: 09/04/2010 Updated: 06/19/2013
Sulu, You Fool by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 21]
Summary:

Summary: Sending out a fake baby shower invitation complete with fake pregnant Spock graphic was a brilliant idea for April fool's day 2063. There's no way this could backfire on him. How was Sulu supposed to know that some male Vulcans can have a uterus?

Stupid Vulcans for keeping the cool stuff about their reproductive habits a dirty secret such as plant-based fertility cookies. Nyota is going to tear his balls off if Spock doesn't find him first. Pregnant people can be scary.

Pairings: Established K/S and U/HS

I wanted to try something different and it just worked for this story

Sequel to: So This Isn't an April Fool's Day Joke?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14481 Read Count: 9547
[Report This] Published: 03/26/2012 Updated: 04/30/2012
Take a Third Option by Miss Car Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

The most important thing Nyota has learned from Jim Kirk was there was always a third option, no matter how dire the situation was and the current situation was dire. Right now, she has to figure out how to deal with the ultimate romantic no-win scenario of her boyfriend being in love with Jim Kirk in a non-platonic way. Takes place during the end of STID. K/S/U


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chris Pike, McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Dubious consent, Major character death
Series: The Idiot's Guide to Multi-species Polyamorous Relationships
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16362 Read Count: 3562
[Report This] Published: 07/17/2013 Updated: 07/17/2013