Penname: logicallyillogical [Contact] Real name: Jen
Member Since: 06/07/2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

In the immortal words of George Lucas: "When I think about a film that I want to see, I get Steven Spielberg to make it if I'm really lucky. Otherwise I have to make it myself." I'm the same way -- when I get really lucky, somebody else has already written the awesome stories that I want to read. Otherwise I end up writing them, and they never seem to come out quite the same.


I'm an avid K/S fanfic writer prone to periods of writer's block (sometimes of an unfortunately long period of time), who also happens to have the attention span of a goldfish. That's a bad combination.


I love connecting with K/S fans and with fellow fic writers (fellow writers always understand the pain, you know). Friend me on Facebook (at an account created for the slash aspect of my life): Jen Elsberry


 


Beta-reader: No
[Report This]
Stories by logicallyillogical
Alpha Carinae II by logicallyillogical Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

Spock plans a trip to the Alpha Carinae system to do some planetary surveying. Kirk plans a camping trip. McCoy is reluctantly dragged along. Cultural mix-ups and hijinxs with the indigenous pre-warp civilization ensue. Spock says the "L" word to Kirk.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: So you say you love me?
Series: The New Voyages
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7904 Read Count: 8657
[Report This] Published: 07/01/2010 Updated: 07/15/2010
Summary:

Deciding to surprise her son by visiting him at his dorm room at Starfleet Academy, Amanda gets a slight surprise of her own when she meets Spock's roommate, Nyota Uhura.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1022 Read Count: 6279
[Report This] Published: 09/14/2011 Updated: 09/14/2011
Bean Me Up by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Jim's tired. And frustrated. And he can't have caffeine right now, owing to the fact that he's pregnant.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Fluff, MPREG
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1500 Read Count: 3400
[Report This] Published: 04/24/2016 Updated: 04/24/2016
Bella Notte by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Disaster has struck! The Vulcan restaurant is closed. Can Jim get his boyfriend Spock to try a different place in San Francisco, or are dinner dates going to be put on indefinite hold?

The Disney Verse makes another appearance! (Because when I feel horrible, the Disney part of my brain always comes out to play. Sorry about this!)

Jim is the Tramp to Spock's Lady.

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 930 Read Count: 2676
[Report This] Published: 09/17/2011 Updated: 09/17/2011
Bonding over Chess by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 25]
Summary:

Crew morale is down on the Enterprise. The captain is sick, suffering from the mind meld on Delta Vega. Unbeknownst to McCoy, the common factor is actually their own Spock, not Spock Prime. McCoy's solution to the first problem (planning an interservice chess tournament) begins to solve both problems.

Then all hell breaks loose.

Fortunately Spock has taught Kirk how to play chess...

 

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Academy Chess Club Challenge
Series: The New Voyages
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18387 Read Count: 105082
[Report This] Published: 06/07/2010 Updated: 06/18/2010
Boughs of Holly by logicallyillogical Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 163]
Summary:

As Christmas approaches, Jim is crushed at his ongoing failure to add to the family tree. Three and a half year old Rose meanwhile wants more than anything to be one of Santa's elves. Spock faces the bewildering challenges of consoling both his bondmate and his young daughter.

A special holiday edition sequel to "How to Marry a Starship Captain." Tapestry series.

 


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 131382 Read Count: 86441
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2011 Updated: 07/29/2018
Burn-E Gets a Headache by logicallyillogical Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Jim and Spock haven't got the first clue what their relationship is doing to Dr. McCoy, whose life is an ongoing exercise in futility.

Because Jim is Wall-E, Spock is Eve...and McCoy is Burn-E, the most underappreciated robot in the entire galaxy.

Written for vixis, who wanted a sequel to "Get a Clue, Eve". This may not be a sequel, but it's the next best thing. Disney Verse.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1822 Read Count: 1963
[Report This] Published: 02/17/2011 Updated: 02/17/2011
Eve to your Wall-E by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Jim "writes" a retrospective letter to Spock, hoping that he's not too late. Set in TSFS, right before Spock recognizes him.

Because Jim is the Eve to Spock's Wall-E.

So, uh, companion piece of sorts to "Wall-E to your Eve" except that this fic is fixed in a definite time and place, unlike its brother/sister fic.

Also a companion piece to "Wall-E and the Spork" (Spock's perspective)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 956 Read Count: 3500
[Report This] Published: 02/15/2011 Updated: 02/15/2011
From Pluto With Love by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Spock just can't see what's so important to Jim about the Man in the Moon.

Written in honor of the New Horizons probe, which completes its historic flyby of Pluto on this very day: July 14, 2015. May you teach us so much more, New Horizons, even as we wonder at what you have already shown us!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Fluff, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1179 Read Count: 1810
[Report This] Published: 07/14/2015 Updated: 07/14/2015
Get a Clue, Eve by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Uhura offers Jim a few helpful pointers when it comes to dealing with his new First Officer, Spock.

Because Uhura is still the cockroach, apparently.

So this is another in the Disney verse, since this is the 4th one of these silly things that I've done... *facepalms*


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Wonderful World of K/S Slash
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1276 Read Count: 3618
[Report This] Published: 02/16/2011 Updated: 02/16/2011
Hendorff Gets the Girl by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Another day, another away mission, another injured red shirt. But it turns out that Cupcake is actually a pretty decent security officer. Inspired by a little scene from the latest Star Trek Ongoing comic #13, featuring Hendorff (alias Cupcake).


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2173 Read Count: 2989
[Report This] Published: 09/21/2012 Updated: 09/21/2012
Summary:

After months of pining for his captain, Spock finally gets up the nerve to do something about it. Things don't exactly go according to plan, but when he unexpectedly finds out a few months later that Jim is pregnant, Spock convinces a resistant Jim (with a little help from the crew) that they were meant to be together.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, Sulu, T'Pring, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: ST:ENT, ST:TOS Original Universe
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock, Kolinahr, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Preggers!Kirk
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 128511 Read Count: 598536
[Report This] Published: 08/15/2010 Updated: 05/11/2011
Lamentations and Consolations by logicallyillogical Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 22]
Summary:

“Maybe some day you’ll meet somebody that means more to you than that ship of yours does. Somebody for whom you’ll be willing to sacrifice everything for. I hope you do. I want you to have that kind of love in your life. ” --Carol Marcus, "Reflections"

Following the death of Spock, Admiral Kirk is willing to sacrifice everything for the one he loves.

This is a slash retelling of The Search for Spock, expanding into and well beyond the scope of the film.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Carol Marcus, David Marcus, Original Character(s), Saavik, Sarek
Crossover Fandom: ST:ENT
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock, Pon Farr
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Infidelity, Major character death
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32036 Read Count: 12403
[Report This] Published: 08/08/2010 Updated: 08/03/2015
Left or Right by logicallyillogical Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

McCoy: "Jim, try to be open about this."

Kirk: "About what? That I've made the wrong choices in my life? That I turned left when I should've turned right? I know what my weaknesses are."

-----


Five months after the death of Capt. Kirk on the Enterprise-B, the event is still having a profound impact on those who knew the heroic Captain. After emerging from a self-imposed isolation on Vulcan, Spock finally decides to visit the ship, with mixed results. Capt. Harriman is frustrated and made guilty by it, Lt. Cmdr. Scott Heisenberg is not surprised by it, Capt. Montgomery Scott retreats from the pain, Ens. Demora Sulu feels an understandable amount of uncertainty in her choice to remain on the ship, and Cmdr. Saavik begins to fulfill a promise much sooner than she had originally thought possible when she made the vow.

Tapestry series.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Original Character(s), Saavik, Scott
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 22071 Read Count: 14442
[Report This] Published: 03/29/2015 Updated: 10/31/2016
Meld Away the Butterflies by logicallyillogical Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 30]
Summary:

Jim and Spock: the Academy Chronicles! (No doubt the first installment in some future series...)

Life is awesome for James Kirk. He's a first year cadet at the academy, his roommate is the class clown, he's got a hot new girlfriend at Berkeley who seems to understand everything, and even his hyperenthusiastic lab partner is a good egg.

Not to mention the fact that he's finally getting the chance to take that know-it-all Spock down a few pegs with the upcoming Basic Starship Systems weekly practical exam.

At least, life would be awesome, if it weren't for the fact that Jim gets space sick.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Carol Marcus, Chekov, Gary Mitchell, McCoy, Scott, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 28084 Read Count: 9990
[Report This] Published: 09/12/2011 Updated: 09/29/2011
Mother's Day by logicallyillogical Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Jim and Spock are already outnumbered three to two by their children, so what's one more when they get a Mother's Day surprise?

This story is completely, one hundred percent, unapologetic domestic schmoop. Also: Tapestry series. (Also with humble apologies for the fact that I seem to have issues when it comes to writing stories in any sort of a proper order. Lightning strikes where it chooses, I guess? So I suppose I should issue readers a spoiler alert for Boughs of Holly and for another story that I haven't even started writing yet...)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chapel
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Fluff, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6191 Read Count: 2806
[Report This] Published: 05/12/2015 Updated: 05/12/2015
Summary:

Strangely enough, getting locked in a closet in a transporter room isn't one of the recommended steps that a young officer needs to take in order to get a promotion in Starfleet. Unless, of course, you're a man like Mr. Adventure. In which case, feel free to be held up by your superior officer's phaser whenever you want.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2758 Read Count: 3500
[Report This] Published: 09/22/2012 Updated: 09/22/2012
Summary:

Serving on the Enterprise under James T. Kirk is an awful lot like riding an express elevator to Hell, going down. Nothing ever seems to go quite according to plan. There's canceled shore leave to cope with, crazy bosses to work with, religious fanatics to outwit, Klingons to battle, and a transporter system that refuses to work no matter how hard you stroke its subroutines. Fortunately the hometown hero of Boring, Oregon can handle anything that the universe throws his way. He is, after all, Mr. Adventure...

Written as a follow-up to "Mr. Adventure's Wild Adventure," which can be read hereSORAL179 suggested in a review for that story that Mr. Adventure deserved another shot in the limelight, and I couldn't agree more. So here it is, with my personal apologies to Fucking, Boring, and Hell.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Tapestry
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8738 Read Count: 1292
[Report This] Published: 09/24/2012 Updated: 09/24/2012
Summary:

William Shakespeare's Much Ado About Nothing, playfully adapted for K/S. Kirk stars in the role of Benedick, while Spock takes on the role of Beatrice.

By the nature of the play's storyline, this story also looks a bit at Sulu/Chekov, with Sulu as Claudio and Chekov as Hero.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, Stonn, Sulu, T'Pring, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 7578 Read Count: 11644
[Report This] Published: 09/28/2010 Updated: 10/13/2010
Summary:

Jim ponders (in a slightly crack!fic song) how his relationship with the Enterprise has affected his relationships with many past flames and with Spock.


Categories: Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: None
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 404 Read Count: 2317
[Report This] Published: 11/04/2010 Updated: 11/04/2010