Penname: USSMancave [Contact] Real name: Kris
Member Since: 11/01/2013
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Shacha! My name is Kris and I'm a Writing major and an Anthropology  minor. I grew up watching Voyager every week, but only through the reboot discovered the beauty that is the Original Series. Quite quickly, I fell in love with all things K/S.


I adore Spock, but really all of the original characters warrent gushing displays of affection from yours truly.


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Stories by USSMancave
A Lirtle Bit Human by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

James T. Kirk is running late for his shift on the bridge and decides to interupt Spock's morning routine. Who knew shaving could look so human and so... sexy?


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3642 Read Count: 4314
[Report This] Published: 12/05/2013 Updated: 12/05/2013
A Pocket of Ill-Timed Regard by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Mirror!Spock thinks he's been naughty and needs some punishment. Too bad for him, he's got the wrong Kirk.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Scott, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Mirror Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Dominance/submission, Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8944 Read Count: 7567
[Report This] Published: 01/07/2014 Updated: 01/07/2014
Summary:

((Log translated from the original Vulcan))

 

Spock has made a mistake. He doesn't know what it is. But it must be pretty bad...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6433 Read Count: 9457
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2014 Updated: 01/22/2014
Summary:

Just a K/S parody of the song "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra. It's sung from Kirk's point of view.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Scott
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 279 Read Count: 895
[Report This] Published: 11/02/2013 Updated: 11/02/2013
Summary:

Just a humoprous song parody. Bones can see the writing on the wall.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 207 Read Count: 1690
[Report This] Published: 11/05/2013 Updated: 11/05/2013
Commander Spock by USSMancave Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

A K/S parody of the song "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 291 Read Count: 1423
[Report This] Published: 11/05/2013 Updated: 11/05/2013
Curiosity by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it got Captain James T. Kirk exactly what he wanted.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Dubious consent
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2250 Read Count: 3235
[Report This] Published: 11/21/2013 Updated: 11/21/2013
Summary:

One day, I decided that the world needed a K/S playlist that would by complete with a short explanation for every song chosen.

Here is the result of that thought.

 

Ths songs:

  1. Midnight Romeo – Push Play
  2. Dancing with Myself – Billy Idol
  3. Faith – George Michael
  4. Tell Me Something Good – Rufus
  5. Sex Type Thing – Stone Temple Pilots
  6. Secret Smile – Semisonic
  7. Down – Jay Sean
  8. My Kinda Lover – Billy Squier
  9. Sunburn – Owl City
  10. Breathe You In – Thousand Foot Krutch
  11. Light a Roman Candle – fun.
  12. Don’t Say You Love Me – Billy Squier
  13. Bullseye – Aly and AJ
  14. Everything Had Changed – Barenaked Ladies
  15. I Love You 5 – Never Shout Never
  16. Vanilla Twilight – Owl City
  17. Be OK – Ingrid Michaelson
  18. Watch It Burn – Push Play
  19. Don’t Wanna Know – Pietasters
  20. Everybody Wants You – Billy Squier
  21. Be Calm – fun.
  22. Meteor Shower – Owl City

Categories: Filks and Songs, Essays
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study
Trope (OPTIONAL): Kolinahr, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6755 Read Count: 473
[Report This] Published: 08/21/2014 Updated: 08/21/2014
One Week by USSMancave Rated: Mature Content (Teen) [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

The K/S version of "One Week" by the Bare Naked Ladies


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Chapel
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 614 Read Count: 383
[Report This] Published: 12/26/2013 Updated: 12/26/2013
Parallel Opposition by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 31]
Summary:

A transporter accident propels James Kirk and Montgomery Scott into a parallel universe where the Enterprise is nothing but a wreck on the sands of Vulcan and the people who are her crew in the proper universe are now scavengers on the planet's surface. And just what does a Vulcan nobleman have to do with all this?

When Spock finds his captain replaced with a brash thief that possesses a firm hatred of all things Vulcan, he's forced to come face to face with his feelings for the proper Jim Kirk. And desperately try to get him back.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Character Study, Erotica, First Time, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Dubious consent
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42981 Read Count: 11699
[Report This] Published: 06/09/2014 Updated: 08/10/2014
Persuasion by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Kirk has a bet with Sulu and he needs Spock to play along.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Sulu
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4301 Read Count: 1973
[Report This] Published: 12/26/2013 Updated: 12/26/2013
Pon Farr by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Brute strength. Animal savagery. The sacrifice of Vulcan control.

 

If human sexuality can be so varied and confusing, how much more so can alien?


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Pon Farr
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 932 Read Count: 1395
[Report This] Published: 07/22/2014 Updated: 07/22/2014
Soft Glimpses by USSMancave Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

An end. A beginning. A chance.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Carol Marcus, Chekov, McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Established Relationship, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Major character death
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2999 Read Count: 999
[Report This] Published: 12/26/2013 Updated: 12/26/2013
That's Not My Name by USSMancave Rated: Mature Content (Teen) [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

A filk version of the Ting Ting's song.

 

Spock has to deal with a lot of nicknames. But Kirk calling him "darling" is probably the best one.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Fluff, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 264 Read Count: 649
[Report This] Published: 08/12/2014 Updated: 08/12/2014
The Bond by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Jim Kirk tries to distract his Vulcan from the chess game at hand, and he gets little more than he bargained for.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3072 Read Count: 2269
[Report This] Published: 11/26/2013 Updated: 11/26/2013
The Captain's Chair by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Khan's blood makes James T. Kirk even hornier than usual. Good thing he has a First Officer that can't say "no"


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6702 Read Count: 6401
[Report This] Published: 12/13/2013 Updated: 12/13/2013
Triumvirate by USSMancave Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Bones and Spock come to Kirk with an interesting proposal


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Kink
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4592 Read Count: 1674
[Report This] Published: 10/04/2014 Updated: 10/04/2014