It’s a question of biology. Vulcan biology.

The problem with falling in love with a member of an insanely private species is that it just might take you the best part of a five year mission to work out that the feelings are requited. And then you might discover that he’s already decided that the two of you can never be together.

And what are you supposed to do if he won’t tell you why?

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Written as a response to T'Lara’s ingenious challenge, which I’m not going to reproduce here but I’ll add as a chapter end note when it makes an appearance in-text. Not that it’s a big secret (there are some other writers preparing to take up the challenge as I write this) but just because I’m not going to spoil it for anyone who doesn’t want it to be spoiled.

Thanks to my fantastic betas Frodolass and penguin_attie for being, well, fantastic. Any mistakes that remain are all mine.

Also, the talented veta_black has created a fanmix for the fic, which you can access here.

Authors Note: REPOST!! NOW CONTAINS MORE NAUGHTY BITS BETWEEN SPOCK AND...WELL, SPOCK--LOL!

I decided that little scene was a bit...short lived and so I've extended it. Those of you who enjoyed it the first time around, I hope you like the added material. ;)

If you couldn't tell by the title, this is shameless porn with only a tiny bit of plot and when I say tiny I mean teeny, teeny tiny. It's in answer to Marie_Raine's challenge:

Kirk and Spock are now bonded and wish to return to new Vulcan to inform Spock's father and Spock Prime and to ask for their blessings. Spock Prime makes a comment about how he can smell Spock on Jim and it gets Prime horny. Prime kisses Jim and Spock walks in on it. Jim is confused and Spock is extremly jealous and over protective. Spock then picks up Jim and takes him to thier room, Prime follows. Then Spock stakes his claim on Jim and rims, fingers and sucks  Jim till he's moaning like a bitch in heat for Spock to fuck him. Spock takes Jim right infront of Prime. Prime masterbates to the sexy display.

Kirk makes Spock lose his logic. 

Based off Cinderella.

Jim's mother was sent to Vulcan to marry an Ambassador and strengthen ties to the planet.  But after her untimely death, Jim was left in a culture that abhorred humans.

Spock is being forced to choose a bondmate from the children of the many noble houses on his home planet.  And upon meeting a human servant, he is uncertain that a Vulcan could ever possibly be his bondmate.

Academy-fic.

After getting involved in a bar fight, Pike punishes Kirk by enlisting him in the Interspecies Ethics course. That's Spock's class! Good thing Jim is an eager student and Bones is here to help.

Now includes Academy days, Movie and beyond.

Shameless porn written for and because of T'Lara, who is also a helpless perv. If you don't know what 'prehensile' refers to, you will after reading this.

Also, I was going to submit this to Fugitive's Alien Sex Challenge, wherein you write the hottest alien sex scene imaginable in less than 1000, words, but I'm nearly three times that. Apparently prehensilealiencock!Spock takes a bit more detail that 1000 words allows for. LOL. Yes, you read that correctly...

At any rate...I really have not excuse for this...not even T'Lara. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry...NOT!

Surprisingly enough...I wrote this using TOS Jim and Spock....lol.