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Bones:


 I can see what’s happening


 


Sulu:


What?


 


Bones:


Between Spock and James T.


 


Sulu:


Who?


 


Bones:


They’ll fall in love and here’s the bottom line


Our trio’s down to me


 


Sulu:


Oh.


 


Bones:


Ze sweet caress of star light


There’s chocolate everywhere


And with all this intoxicated atmosphere


Disaster’s in the air


 


Chorus:


Can you feel the love tonight?


The crap Uhura sings


The Enterprise in perfect harmony


And all those cutesy things


 


Spock:


Every day I want him


And now it’s more like need


A Vulcan and a man? Impossible!


Just look at my family


 


Kirk:


He’s holding back, he’s hiding


But I know he’s never lied


Why can’t he show the human I know he is


The man I see inside?


 


 Chorus:


Can you feel the love tonight?


The crap Uhura sings


The Enterprise in perfect harmony


And all those cutesy things


Can you feel the love tonight?


You needn’t look too far


Stealing through the darkened Enterprise


Kirk’s bed is where they are


 


Bones:


And if he falls for Spock tonight


It can be assumed


 


Sulu:


His carefree days with women are history


 


Both:


In short, our captain’s doomed


 

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