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Disclaimer: Star Trek does not belong to me. 

A/N:  I am parodying One Republic’s “All The Right Moves” because a reviewer asked for a One Republic song.   And yes, Kirk comes off as xenophobic towards Klingons, but he was that way in ST:VI  The Undiscovered Country so it’s not too much of a stretch.  Maybe he’d change his tune if he met Worf ;)

Songs In The Key of Trek

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Chapter 6: All The Cloaked Ships

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Kirk POV:

All the cloaked ships in all the right places
So yeah, we're flyin’ up
They've got
All the right spies in all the right places
So yeah, we'll take ‘em down

Let us paint the picture
Of the perfect place
They’ve got it better than when anyone’s told ya
They'll be the Birds of Prey, and we're the Enterprise
Then we'll fight for her like we were her soldiers

I know we got it good, but Klingons got it made,
But their ships are getting older each day,
I know things are looking great, but that’s not our fate,
Before anybody's knowing our name

They've got...

All the cloaked ships in all the right places
So yeah, we're flyin’ up
They've got
All the right spies in all the right places
So yeah, we’ll take ‘em down

They say our
Federation knows, everybody knows where we're flyin’
Yeah, we're flyin’ up
They say our
Federation knows, everybody knows where we're flyin’
Yeah, we’ll take ‘em down

Do you like the Empire?
Do you think they’re brave?
Are they bright enough to win our space battles?
Between the noise we hear, and the guns they like
Are we just sinking in the battle of races?
It can't be possible... we’ll never fail
Only if we lose our bridge crew
The stars are shining every day, they’re not far away
From the redshirts that are dead

They've got
All the cloaked ships in all the right places
So yeah, we're flyin’ up
They've got
All the right spies in all the right places
So yeah, we'll take ‘em down

They say our
Federation knows, everybody knows where we're flyin’
Yeah, we're flyin’ up
They say our
Federation knows, everybody knows where we're flyin’
Yeah, we’ll take ‘em down

It don't matter what you see
I know I could never be
Someone that'll look like you.
It don't matter what you say
I know I could never fake
Klingon that could sound like you

All the cloaked ships in all the right places
So yeah, we're flyin’ up
They've got
All the right spies in all the right places
So yeah, we'll take ‘em down

All the cloaked ships in all the right places
So yeah, we're flyin’ up
They've got
All the right spies in all the right places
So yeah, we'll take ‘em down

They say our
Federation knows, everybody knows where we're flyin’
Yeah, we're flyin’ up
They say our
Federation knows, everybody knows where we're flyin’
Yeah, we’ll take ‘em down

Yeah, we'll take ‘em down...

Yeah, we’ll take ‘em down…

All the right ships... heyyyy
Yeah we're flyin’ up
They say
All the right ships... heyyyyy
Yeah we'll take ‘em down

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A/N:  I can just imagine Spock saying "Jim, it is illogical to hate a race of beings."  And then Jim will apologize to his bondmate and then they will have a "make up session".  But Jim will still secretly have a grudge against the Klingons.

The End

A/N: Questions, comments, concerns?   I took that request for a One Republic song.  (This one is my fav.)  If anyone has another, review and let me know!

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