Fairly Funny Ficlets by CMM
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Summary:

Small snickers.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 34
Series Type: Closed

An Odd Phrase by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

Spock thought he spoke Standard fluently...


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 422 Read Count: 8666
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
Assumptions and Expectations by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

Like all parents, Sarek had always envisioned his son's perfect spouse.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 367 Read Count: 8784
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
A Slight Linguistics Problem by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 23]
Summary:

More ficlet silliness. Wedding vows...


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 153 Read Count: 7346
[Report This] Published: 01/04/2011 Updated: 01/04/2011
Honeymoon Moment by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Once again, my ficlets are breeding off each other. This is a sequel to 'A Slight Linguistics Problem' but like most of my stuff, it can be read on its own. 'Paparazzo' is the singular form of 'paparazzi."


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 371 Read Count: 3500
[Report This] Published: 01/06/2011 Updated: 01/06/2011
Bones and Jim Have "The Talk" by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 14]
Summary:

Turns out Jim doesn't know everything about you-know-what.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets, Spock's Baby Daddy
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 574 Read Count: 15935
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2011 Updated: 01/09/2011
Yarn by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 12]
Summary:

This is a sequel to Bones and Jim have "The Talk" because someone suggested it needed a sequel. Your wish is my command...


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets, Spock's Baby Daddy
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 474 Read Count: 12223
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2011 Updated: 01/10/2011
Dietary Requirements by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

McCoy is worried about Spock's diet. He shouldn't be; Jim is on the case.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 164 Read Count: 4789
[Report This] Published: 01/07/2011 Updated: 01/07/2011
Do Ask, Do Tell by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

McCoy should know better than to call Spock's bluff...


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 442 Read Count: 5619
[Report This] Published: 01/11/2011 Updated: 01/11/2011
Summary:

Pure fun, just because I wanted to see if I could write something short.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 172 Read Count: 3854
[Report This] Published: 12/22/2010 Updated: 12/22/2010
Falling in Love is So Hard on the Knees by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

Kirk keeps getting injuried. McCoy tells him to lay off his favorite activity.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets, The Music Fics
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 278 Read Count: 4949
[Report This] Published: 01/06/2011 Updated: 01/06/2011
Fighting Again by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

The boys are fighting...again. Jim can't win. I don't think he wants to.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: They're Fighting, Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 228 Read Count: 4555
[Report This] Published: 01/10/2011 Updated: 01/10/2011
Frequencies Open, Sir by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

I'm sorry even as I'm posting this, but what can I do? The muse insists. Tee, hee, blush.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 111 Read Count: 4310
[Report This] Published: 01/02/2011 Updated: 01/02/2011
Furniture by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

Stop me before I ficlet again! This time, Scotty gets the last word.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Scott
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: None
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 219 Read Count: 3384
[Report This] Published: 12/22/2010 Updated: 12/22/2010
I'm a Doctor, Not... by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

McCoy needs to learn to knock.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 292 Read Count: 4352
[Report This] Published: 01/07/2011 Updated: 01/07/2011
Inwented in Mother Russia by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

We all know the Russians came up with everything--or did they?


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 216 Read Count: 2693
[Report This] Published: 01/03/2011 Updated: 01/03/2011
McCoy's Catchphrase by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

More general silliness. McCoy is there to pronounce TOD.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 222 Read Count: 3770
[Report This] Published: 12/22/2010 Updated: 12/22/2010
Touching and Touched by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

I've been bitten by the ficlet bug. Poor McCoy gets a private show.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 283 Read Count: 3475
[Report This] Published: 01/04/2011 Updated: 01/04/2011
Research Equipment by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

My ficlets are now giving birth to ficlets (this may be  a bad trend). This is a sequel to "Inwented in Mother Russia" but can be read alone (or with a partner, tee hee).


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 213 Read Count: 2484
[Report This] Published: 01/05/2011 Updated: 01/05/2011
Worries by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

We've all been there; Jim isn't sure about his skills. I have not been able to find the Vulcan term for 'blow job,' so I hereby invent it: salur zchlink. Salur means 'to blow' and zchlink is 'friend.' Works for me.

Enjoy.


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 446 Read Count: 5197
[Report This] Published: 01/05/2011 Updated: 01/05/2011
Requisitions by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

Pike has a few questions about Jim's supplies...


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Chris Pike
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 383 Read Count: 4099
[Report This] Published: 01/18/2011 Updated: 01/18/2011