Social Media Made Me Do It by Pamdizzle
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Summary:

Wherein I create fic based upon discussions held in Skype and 'secret' facebook groups all about K/S and the dirty things in our naughty minds that probably shouldn't take a tangible form...but somehow have, and so here they are!!

Some examples include:

Variations of the highly controversial "Spock Cock" (knotting, flanges, prehensile...etc)

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Other slightly cracky scenarios:

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SelfCest 4 way between nu! and Prime! K/S/K/S

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Bones gets pregnant B/C Jim and Spock have sex...

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Spock uses photo manniping to express sexual frustration...

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More are always on the way...


Categories: Fiction, Ficlets, Poetry
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash, Kirk/Spock!Prime Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: Kink
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 11
Series Type: Closed

Summary:

Shameless porn written for and because of T'Lara, who is also a helpless perv. If you don't know what 'prehensile' refers to, you will after reading this.

Also, I was going to submit this to Fugitive's Alien Sex Challenge, wherein you write the hottest alien sex scene imaginable in less than 1000, words, but I'm nearly three times that. Apparently prehensilealiencock!Spock takes a bit more detail that 1000 words allows for. LOL. Yes, you read that correctly...

At any rate...I really have not excuse for this...not even T'Lara. I couldn't help it. I'm sorry...NOT!

Surprisingly enough...I wrote this using TOS Jim and Spock....lol.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Challenge Fics, Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2793 Read Count: 7693
[Report This] Published: 12/10/2012 Updated: 12/10/2012
Knot Your Average Affliction by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 32]
Summary:

This is for Carleen and in part, T'Lara, who requested (read: dared me to write) a story that involved Jim, a talking penis (it actually communicates with Jim telepathically) and a large amount of unrepentent porn.


Look, I'm not really going to try and explain it, lol. You're either brave enough to read it and into knotting Spock cocks and rimming or you're not! *dares you to read it* But I hope you'll give it a chance, I promise it's not that cracktacular, telepathic penis notwithstanding. LOL!

I didn't really specify a universe in the story...but they sound more AOS to me...meh.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Hurt Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Kink
Series: Challenge Fics, Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4694 Read Count: 5686
[Report This] Published: 01/22/2013 Updated: 01/22/2013
Between Friends by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 85]
Summary:

For Dahliaxhat, who posted a lovely K/S poster on one of those *secret* facebook groups that stated, "Spork Rule #33: When Kirk and Spock do it, McCoy gets pregnant" and then said that she wanted someone to write it...

This will be short, very slightly cracky, and of course, contain explicit pornonious fucking...in parts. Please read, please review, please blame Denise.


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Challenge Fics, Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14727 Read Count: 11611
[Report This] Published: 01/09/2013 Updated: 04/28/2013
A Little Tutoring Never Hurts by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 29]
Summary:

This didn't turn out nearly as filthy as I had planned...Granted, it's one big K/S/K/S fourway...basically, TOS Kirk and Spock end up on AOS Kirk and Spock's ship. Around that time, one thing leads to another and Jim and Spock of AOS decide they want to have an intimate relationship, only...Spock is having some control issues and they decide they could really use some tutoring in the sex department. Shameless smut, the plot basically only exists here in the summary, lol. I mean it, don't open this if you're looking for an actual story. There's like two paragraphs of plot and the rest is just one giant fourway. LOL


Perhaps you guys can read my filthy smut pages and then fill my mind with dirty words of encouragement afterward? I really appreciate it, lol.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe, Crossover, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Kink
Series: Challenge Fics, Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3062 Read Count: 9026
[Report This] Published: 01/28/2013 Updated: 01/28/2013
Summary:

NOW COMPLETE!!! Yayayayayayay!!!

Spock’s been having trouble mitigating his physical reaction to his Captain after noticing a sexual attraction during one of their customary chess games. Meditation has been proving ineffective when, during a routine scan of the ship’s Interweb Social Networking service, he finds a solution that helps him to resolve at least some of his more prurient fantasies.

A challenge issued to me during a Skype conversation with T'Lara. I'm thinking it's going to have about three to four parts, but no more than that. LOL

Some of you might say this is somewhat cracky, and you'd be right, but it's not complete crack, which with me it never is...Also, there will be hotness in later parts. LOL

A special thanks to Wingstar for helping me embed all the mannips and to IvyCross and Elfqueen for providing art throughout. :)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11986 Read Count: 34942
[Report This] Published: 03/22/2013 Updated: 05/06/2013
Summary:

Basically, this takes place just after the events of TMP, and Jim and Spock are talking (or singing, based on how you choose to visualize it) out their issues. :)

The song, if you aren't familiar, can be found here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfcTTFuGg6E

 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Kirk, Hurt Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It, Poems and Filks
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 353 Read Count: 2765
[Report This] Published: 04/03/2013 Updated: 04/03/2013
Summary:

NOTICE 6/29/13: Cumbervillain's name has now been changed to reflect his character in STID. It should now read as Khan. If you find anymore cumbervillain references, let me know. Thanks!

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A couple of my facebook friends are super excited about all the pornonious opportunities that the new reboot movie will undoubtedly enterain, now that Mr. Cumberbatch's sexy ass is in the mix. This might read a bit silly, as I wrote it in facebook's document creator and have decided to name the unknown character Mr. Cumberbatch plays, Cumbervillain, LOL.

Why is Chekov involved? I don't know...because he cute and inexperienced and makes an excellent little bottom. :) Just be warned that there is VERY LITTLE dubious consent, for the most part, Chekov is more than willing and his wrists are bound but not painfully so, it's just an annoyance because he *really* wants to touch.

 

This is a story about how sex saved the world! (PWP, seriously...LOL)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash, Polyamorous
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe
Warnings: Bondage
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3956 Read Count: 4410
[Report This] Published: 04/18/2013 Updated: 04/18/2013
Summary:

WARNING: THIS IS FUCKED UP. If you can't deal with pain play, then don't play.

DOUBLE WARNING: This fic is now a round robin. I will not be held responsible for the depths of depravity in which someone else (or myself) may take this fic. Out of my hands. Please see the warnings.

AUTHORS: If you're thinking about contributing to this round robin, please place any applicable warning at the top of your chapter before hitting submit. I have adjusted the story to reflect whatever warning may apply after chapter 2, since I'm not sure who will post what. If you fail to warn readers in the chapter notes the top of the chapter, message me so I can edit it for you. Thanks!

Also, please keep in mind that this fic is supposed to be dirty, but it's also supposed to be fun and in good humor. Please no serious themes, let's keep with the dirty porn fest, thanks!

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Also, fucked up ficlet series is fucked up.

We start with Sarek and his slave. K/S and other things to come in either chapter 2 or 3. Just trust me when I say this is likely going to be...weird and fucked up. I don't expect many people to read this, as I'm writing it for a special request, and I expect even fewer people to review.

Never really done a slave fic, or a mirror fic or a dom/sub fic...MAY AS WELL DO THEM ALL AT ONCE!! lol


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, Gary Mitchell, McCoy, Sarek, Scott, Stonn, Sulu
Crossover Fandom: AU or Mirror Universe
Genres: K/S plus K/other or S/other, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Erotica
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Slave fic
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe, Mirror Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Bondage, Dominance/submission, Dubious consent, Kink, Non-consensual sex
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3568 Read Count: 13199
[Report This] Published: 06/04/2013 Updated: 03/04/2014
Fun with Jim and Spock by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 19]
Summary:

This is that moment...the one where you realize tomorrow morning you're going to wake up completely sober and regret the hell out of what you're about to do. And you're not even drunk, so you can't blame it on the alcohol. 

I don't always write crack, but when I do...it's either Dr. Suess or Dick and Jane. Tonight, it's Dick and Jane to the key of K/S and a derranged slash fiction author. I am so going to hell for this. Just...what the fuck am I doing?! DON'T READ THIS FIC!!!!! There, you've been warned. lol


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 443 Read Count: 1872
[Report This] Published: 09/24/2013 Updated: 09/24/2013
Mirror Heat: The Musical Act I by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Mirror!Spock leaves Vulcan unbonded and broken. He can feel the absence of the bond sending him into another wave of Pon Farr, as his mind searches for the mate Spock has chosen. Unfortunately, that happens to be Mirror!Kirk who isn't unwilling to give Spock's body what it needs to stave off the fever, but he refuses to give his mind over to the Vulcan as well and cure him completely.

Prepared to be regaled (or possibly repulsed) by Mirror Heat: The Musical, a filk-crack-smutfest with popular hits from Elvis, The Turtles, and other classical greats!

(P.S. I'm probably out of my fucking mind for attempting this, but it's actually IvyCross's fault. She basically didn't issue a challenge which you can find here as a result of a random tumblr conversation.

Come on in, I *promise* the water is just fine...)


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chapel, Chekov, McCoy, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Mirror Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It, Mirror Heat: The Musical
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2437 Read Count: 1505
[Report This] Published: 02/16/2014 Updated: 02/20/2014
Summary:

For a friend of mine who requested this, you know who you are. I hope it's to your liking. I took some liberty with the second half. By 'some' I mean a lot...


Crack. Lots of it. I'm so, so sorry. But once I read the story, I couldn't resist, which I believe is exactly why my friend brought it up in the first place. ;)


If you need a good laugh, this is probably for you. If you don't want to ruin one of your childhood favorites...pretty sure I've gone ahead and done that...so, so sorry.


Categories: Ficlets, Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe, AU Alternate Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Social Media Made Me Do It
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 509 Read Count: 1184
[Report This] Published: 02/20/2014 Updated: 02/20/2014