The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM) by Pamdizzle
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Summary:

We've all done it right? Broke in the various rooms of a new apartment or house with our boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/fling? Join space husbands, Jim and Spock, as they break in the galaxy while on the Enterprise, down on various planets and even in parallel universes!

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When you're in the mood for smexy goodness, be it plotty or plotless, the goal of this series is to provide you with several tantalizing tales to choose from, all following a similar timeline, but every one of them unique.

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NOW ACCEPTING PROMPTS!

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Have an idea you think would fit with the series? Submit your prompt to me, and I'll do my best to bring it to life. ;)


Categories: Fiction, Ficlets
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 8
Series Type: Closed

Summary:

This is the first in a series of one-shots all taking place in the same universe. I decided that this archive needs a new intergalactic porn saga, so this is the beginning of that saga. I am, in fact, taking prompts.

Check out the link to the series to learn more about what it's all about. Don't forget to leave feedback. And incase you can't already tell, it's not too heavy on plot, but they will each contain a morsel of background story.

 

A/N 5-20-12: I just noticed that this fits the Wall Sex challenge and have submitted it for that. Who'd have thunk it? Too bad I didn't mention the green tunic wrap, could have had a two-for. That's okay, this series isn't over and I'm sure I can find more opportunities for wall sex, specifically of the green tunic variety.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Wall Sex
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1364 Read Count: 5063
[Report This] Published: 03/24/2012 Updated: 03/24/2012
Summary:

This is for Wingstar--a huge fan of K/S and apparently Sarek/Bones. This is number two in the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics Series.

In this week's episode, the Enterprise hosts Ambassador Sarek as he has volunteered to negotiate a peace treaty between two factions of a world at war...but the real story here is Jim and Spock's inability to keep things in the bedroom and the effect it has on an unsuspecting father and a knowing, but wishing he didn't, doctor.

I hope you will all read and find this work as socially unredeeming as it meant to be, but still highly entertaining and thoroughly arousing, as good porn should be.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Sarek
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, First Time, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4959 Read Count: 7374
[Report This] Published: 04/01/2012 Updated: 04/01/2012
Coordination in Tight Spaces by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

Number three in the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics Series.

In this week's episode, Jim and Spock are headed to Indiana for Shoreleave. Takes place a few weeks after number one in the series. Also answers the challenge: Shoreleave by Unicorn.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Shore leave
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3133 Read Count: 3545
[Report This] Published: 04/09/2012 Updated: 04/09/2012
A Most Undignified Encounter by Pamdizzle Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 17]
Summary:

This is the fourth entry in the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics.

In this week's episode, Jim and Spock are forced to partake in a most undignified ritual in order to gain an agreement between the Federation and a pending new member planet. Of course, Jim figures out a way to turn this ritual into something enjoyable for everyone.

Special guest star: CMM as the High Chief's hot cougar wife. Read and enjoy!


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Action/Plot, Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Kink
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2145 Read Count: 4915
[Report This] Published: 04/20/2012 Updated: 04/20/2012
Summary:

Okay, I need to write some porn to get it out of my system as I try to reign in some focus for the other project I'm working on and stumbled upon Wing's Possessive!Spock-PWP Challenge.

I've managed to write it in as part five of the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics Series.

In this week's episode, the Enterprise is orbiting Earth as Jim and Spock attend Bones' lecture at a Starfleet Medical Convention taking place at the Academy. Spock discovers, as the evening progresses, that Jim is purposely pushing the bounds of his weakened control during the early stages of their newly formed bond. How will Spock deal with fighting the urge to claim Jim in public as he watches others blatantly attempt to proposition his mate and Jim's flirty responses?

Please review! ;D


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Possessive!Spock - PWP?
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3472 Read Count: 10047
[Report This] Published: 05/01/2012 Updated: 05/01/2012
Summary:

In this week's episode, Spock and Jim are forced to camp on an away mission after an ion storm takes out their communicators, phasers and so on. With two feverish crew members huddled in a tent together, Spock is forced to decide between risking a second sexual encounter with Jim or sitting outside their one remaining tent, cold and alone, the fire providing very little warmth indeed.  


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Erotica, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4652 Read Count: 6478
[Report This] Published: 05/15/2012 Updated: 05/15/2012
Summary:

And now for the summary I wanted to writer earlier, but didn't have the time to:

Number seven in the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics. In this week's installment we get a look at Jim and Spock's POV during Sarek's voyage in route to a peace negotiation. This is a sequel of sorts to Jim and Spock Make an Impression.

It will be a three part edition which will include the story behind why Jim and Spock were in that supply closet in the first place, what led to that nooner in Jim's quarters and why did Bones think it was okay to just waltz in, as well as their POV when they walk in on Sarek and Bones going at it on a biobed. 

And that's just the first two parts. Part three will include the much requested dinner that was alluded to but never actually written. Until now, that is.


PWP. If you aren't familiar with the series, I highly suggest you read the prequel to this first: Jim and Spock Make and Impression. It isn't imperative, but it will make things...clearer...

 

Please read, hopefully enjoy and leave a review on your way out.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: Kink
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM)
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10333 Read Count: 6372
[Report This] Published: 06/04/2012 Updated: 06/12/2012
Summary:

This is for SORAL179, who emailed me a prompt involving Star Trek, porny goodness and the Olympics. And so, I give you this, the latest installment (suitably, don't you think?) of the Intergalactic Fuck Olympics.

Starfleet is throwing a variation of the Olympic Games in which the command crew of three designated ships will compete for gold medals and bragging rights in a series of athletic challenges. Jim and his bridge crew take on those of the USS Potempkin and Defiant, except for Spock, that is, who decides not to compete due to his Vulcan advantages. 

After the games are over, however, Jim's First Officer and bondmate reveals an Olympic-worthy hidden talent which leads to some Olympic worthy fucking. Enjoy!


Mentions and some details of S/B...

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Sarek
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: The Intergalactic Fuck Olympics (Take THAT, CMM), Challenge Fics
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4153 Read Count: 2624
[Report This] Published: 08/17/2012 Updated: 08/17/2012