This answers Tlema's "how to woo a Vulcan with clever lines" challenge, in which Jim uses a cheesy pick-up line and Spock doesn't get it. I picked the cheesiest one I could find. Enjoy.
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Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Challenges: How to woo a Vulcan with clever lines.
Series: Answered Challenges
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1023 Read Count: 8829