Chocolate Hallucinogens by Martiangrl
Summary: Jim has heard rumors that chocolate is apparently the one substance in the galaxy that can make a Vulcan intoxicated. So of course he has to see for himself and decides to slip Spock some to see if it's true. He expects to see some adorable and hilarious drunken Vulcan boyfriend for the next few hours. He discovers that chocolate does indeed have an effect on Vulcans. . .just not effects normally associated with being inebriated. Turns out chocolate is a closer equivalent of psychedelic drugs for Vulcans. Spock ends up on the most terrifying trip of his life and ends up seriously freaking out. At first it's hilarious, then it quickly stops being funny, and Jim has to pick up the pieces because of his stupid prank. Some nice hurt/comfort moments with a happy ending please! This came about because I have searched and searched and I have yet to find any canon references to chocolate making Vulcans drunk. I know that the novelization of "The Voyage Home" states that sugar - not chocolate - has intoxicating effects on Vulcans, and that apparently Quark once offered a Vulcan the choice of Vulcan port or chocolate, but that's about it.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
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This is in response to Martiangirl's challenge, as described below:

Chocolate Hallucinogens by Martiangirl

 

Summary: Jim has heard rumors that chocolate is apparently the one substance in the galaxy that can make a Vulcan intoxicated. So of course he has to see for himself and decides to slip Spock some to see if it's true. He expects to see some adorable and hilarious drunken Vulcan boyfriend for the next few hours. He discovers that chocolate does indeed have an effect on Vulcans. . .just not effects normally associated with being inebriated. Turns out chocolate is a closer equivalent of psychedelic drugs for Vulcans. Spock ends up on the most terrifying trip of his life and ends up seriously freaking out. At first it's hilarious, then it quickly stops being funny, and Jim has to pick up the pieces because of his stupid prank. Some nice hurt/comfort moments with a happy ending please! This came about because I have searched and searched and I have yet to find any canon references to chocolate making Vulcans drunk. I know that the novelization of "The Voyage Home" states that sugar - not chocolate - has intoxicating effects on Vulcans, and that apparently Quark once offered a Vulcan the choice of Vulcan port or chocolate, but that's about it.
Categories: Fiction Characters: None

 Despite the many stories on the subject, one does have to ask if getting Spock shit-faced is the best way to get him into bed. So for once, Jim doesn't get a hot and horny Vulcan covered in Hershey's Syrup.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Chocolate Hallucinogens
Series: Answered Challenges
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4064 Read Count: 12033
[Report This] Published: 05/17/2012 Updated: 05/17/2012