A Bring Back the Grapefruit (Inanimate Object) Challenge by Scarlettmoon7

Summary: A long long time ago I remember the TOS K/S fandom having a Grapefruit challenge.. I think Shatner had done some kind of seductive recording.... Basically - have nu!Kirk seduce (quasi) inanimate objects... And thereby seduce the bystanders/evesdroppers. Could be a oneshot, could be a scene incorporated into your current/other fic, could be a 5 and 1 - 5 times Kirk seduced an inanimate object and one time with Spock. Spock should be aware of/present during all events (and jealous). I'm picturing Kirk seducing his breakfast to the horror/lust of Bones and others (and Bones decides to let him eat whatever he wants); maybe Kirk seduces (an alien?) technology into doing what he wants it to do; a bathleth while at a diplomatic conference while surrounded by (now lust-striken) Klingons; the Teachings of Surak text while at New Vulcan surrounded by Vulcans.... Including Sarek; the.. Camera... Or something, while on-air to the entire Federation; a torture device or slug or something while being held by Cardassians; A plant... That had the enterprise etc under it's influence... Maybe the plant falls under Kirk's influence and releases the crew or maybe the crew are just drawn to Kirk's charisma and forget the plant's effects; Kirk does something and henceforth a previously hostile world worships kirk as god; kirk plays an instrument/sings/poetry/something and seduces Apollo; kirk does something totally nonsexual and seduces/impresses the Q; kirk sends out a subspace message to someone and his voice attracts the attention of a huge space energy entity which follows the Enterprise for a while and then has a baby while listening to his voice/using his energy; kirk seduces the borg/queen or time travelling Seven of Nine (ooooh het sex!) - I've never seen that pairing! other ideas... That bomb thing from TOS that was Kirk and Spock's 'kid'. Tribbles! Kirk has Pike as an audience during one of his... Events. Something involving one of the other aliens from TOS. **it is highly recommended that you read/listen to the original Grapefruit challenge responses, otherwise you won't really understand - if anyone has links to them, please comment!!! I think some can be found by google or at the Golden O's or on thyla.com.
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