Well, ya see.....
Pamdizzle dared me to start a poem with the first two lines you read here:
‘Your cock is long, it's hard and rough,
I want it in my bum with lube-y stuff'.
Any sane person would have resisted the dare. Well, I guess that says it all, eh?
I have duly credited Pamdizzle as co-author as she did supply the first two lines. And the dare.
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 236 Read Count: 362