Massive crack!fic ahead! My answer to Jungle Kitty's most awesome Big List of K/S Cliches.
Originally created for K/S Day, 15 Sept 2011. Reposted by popular request.
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Specific movie: None
Story Type: First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock, Hurt Kirk, Pon Farr
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4438 Read Count: 1920