Story Type: Humor
Other Results: 60 Series
Stories
A Wearin' O' the Dust Bunny by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

Just a little fluffy fun for St. Patrick's Day, featuring our tribble friend...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Dust Bunnies
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1149 Read Count: 5000
[Report This] Published: 03/17/2011 Updated: 03/17/2011
Accidentally in Love by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 502]
Summary:

DONE!!!!!

Since I did a pregnant Spock, it only seems fair that Jim get equal time. This is an answer to KrazieKat2009's Baby Maker challenge, which goes like this:

Summary: Features preggers!Kirk. I would like for Spock to still be in a relationship with Uhura at start of story. And Jim has secretly been in love with his First Officer for the past year. No one knows of his attraction to Spock, not even Bones. (Though he can be suspicious if you want). During a scout out on a once technologically advanced planet, Spock and Kirk stumble across an old, left behind piece of technology. The technology feeds off of emotional energy to create new life; it senses Jim's utmost desires to be with Spock, and so it activates and causes Jim to be impregnated, with Spock as his child's DNA "donor". Neither Jim or Spock are aware that Jim has been impregnated at first, but soon they become aware. Another side effect of the machine is that it causes the pregnant person to become more dependent on the one s/he has feelings for, so Jim's attraction magnifies, and it takes all he can not to let Spock find out. BONUS POINTS: If Spock, at first, wants nothing to do with the baby because he is with Uhura, but his paternal instincts start to kick in and his attraction to Kirk grows intensely. BONUS POINTS: If Uhura turns out to be mature in the end and wants Spock and Kirk to be together.SUPER BONUS POINTS: Spock becomes possessive over pregnant!Kirk, and finds his pregnant Captain sexually tempting, and gets aroused constantly when near Kirk. MEGA SUPER POINTS: There is eventual (lot of) pregnant sex, and Kirk is a "virgin" when it comes to men. TROPE: Bottom!Jim

Whew! I don't know if I can get all that into one story, but I'll do my best. I'll try to have a chapter up every day or two. Enjoy.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, Erotica, First Time, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, MPREG, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Baby Maker
Series: Answered Challenges, The DVAS
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 107474 Read Count: 1154055
[Report This] Published: 03/25/2011 Updated: 04/21/2011
Summary:

((Log translated from the original Vulcan))

 

Spock has made a mistake. He doesn't know what it is. But it must be pretty bad...


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, Established Relationship, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6433 Read Count: 9501
[Report This] Published: 01/20/2014 Updated: 01/22/2014
Achy-Breaky Hearts by CMM Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 20]
Summary:

This story is NOT my fault. It is in repsonse to Fugitive's author-specific challenge. I couldn't back down; 'I don't like to lose.' So with apologies to all, here you go....


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Established Relationship, Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: Achey Breakey Heart
Series: They're Fighting, Answered Challenges
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2387 Read Count: 5487
[Report This] Published: 03/06/2012 Updated: 03/06/2012
Activities by CMM Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

Is there anything Jim and Spock both like to do?


Categories: Ficlets
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Fairly Funny Ficlets
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 470 Read Count: 5160
[Report This] Published: 01/19/2011 Updated: 01/19/2011
Ad libitum by htebazytook Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: My lame attempt at Spock POV. Also I seem to have completely forgotten about Uhura.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, Erotica, First Time, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3852 Read Count: 4918
[Report This] Published: 09/10/2009 Updated: 09/11/2009
Addendum by AKO Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

You only THINK you know where this is going!  (occurs immediately after "History")


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Character Study, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe, Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Provenance
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 662 Read Count: 2020
[Report This] Published: 03/02/2013 Updated: 03/02/2013
Addicted to Slash by Fugitive Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

LOL no excuse.  None AT ALL.

 

 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Pon Farr
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 267 Read Count: 1781
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2013 Updated: 06/06/2013
Adorkable by Simone Allen Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
Summary:

James T Kirk is infuriating. He really is.

inspired by, and written for, a friend who has great sense of humour and a wonderful way with words :)

 


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 728 Read Count: 5506
[Report This] Published: 08/09/2010 Updated: 08/09/2010
Adventures in Vulcan Potty Training by brown_polyester Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

When Kirk and Spock end up on a planet with an entirely male population, they wonder how the men manage to procreate. Then they find out.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Amanda, McCoy, Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: How to Potty Train a Vulcan
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10897 Read Count: 7156
[Report This] Published: 12/09/2010 Updated: 12/09/2010
After Altair by SnapeInDrag Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 19]
Summary:

Spock hasn't been the same since the events on Vulcan. Kirk tries to break through Spock's stupor. McCoy misinterprets events. Kirk is stuck trying to sort everything out while not allowing himself any leeway for human error.

Shenanigans ensue.

((Update: Revised text! Less Epithets! More Porn!))


Categories: Fiction
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, First Time, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Kirk, Bottom Spock, Pon Farr
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: Between the Scenes
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14517 Read Count: 11511
[Report This] Published: 04/02/2011 Updated: 04/03/2011
Afternoons & Coffee Spoons by lally loo Rated: All Audiences starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

Jim spends the day with Uhura. Coffee, gossip, shopping, and Uhura encourages Jim to admit his secret crush.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1929 Read Count: 3872
[Report This] Published: 02/19/2011 Updated: 02/19/2011
Against All Odds by Phoenix2063 Rated: All Audiences [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Kirk, Spock, rock.  For four hours.


Categories: Fiction
Characters: Scott
Crossover Fandom: X-Files
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1147 Read Count: 3232
[Report This] Published: 01/12/2010 Updated: 01/12/2010
Summary: We're going to be sharing this bathroom for another five years; probably we'll see each other in all sorts of inappropriate states.
Categories: Fiction
Characters: girl!Kirk
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk-Spock Friendship, Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash, Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Established Relationship, Genderswap, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2095 Read Count: 10671
[Report This] Published: 11/14/2009 Updated: 11/14/2009
Albme94-Hide and seek by Albme94 Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Kirk and Spock plays the game 'Hide and seek' but they never get around to play a second time ;)


Categories: Fiction
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: ST:TOS Original Universe
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Bottom Spock
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Bondage
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1838 Read Count: 2446
[Report This] Published: 06/21/2013 Updated: 06/21/2013
All About That Bass by spock2U Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Kirk should know better than to get Spock, his stoic Second In Command, rip roaring drunk on Romulan Ale AND Chocolate and then pass him the mic on Karaoke night. Because sometimes, when a man's reserve implodes with the force of three supernovas, you get even more than you bargained for...


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Pre-Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Angst, Character Study, First Time, Fluff, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): Hurt Spock
Universe: Abrams Universe, ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: FILKS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 428 Read Count: 1189
[Report This] Published: 12/16/2014 Updated: 12/16/2014
All I Want for Christmas by Carleen Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary: Song Parody of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas
Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: Original Character(s)
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: Caveat lector/Choose Not to Warn
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319 Read Count: 746
[Report This] Published: 12/06/2012 Updated: 12/06/2012
All in the Family by CMM Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 54]
Summary:

From the challenge of the same name: what would happen if Sarek and Jim's mother decided to hook up?


Categories: Works in Progress
Characters: Chekov, Chris Pike, McCoy, Original Character(s), Sarek, Scott, Sulu, Uhura
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Fluff, Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: Abrams Universe
Warnings: None
Challenges: All In The Family
Series: Answered Challenges
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 20299 Read Count: 10169
[Report This] Published: 03/31/2015 Updated: 07/21/2017
All That Slash. A K/S jizz by Spockaholic Rated: ADULT (NC-17) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 7]
Summary:

This, my dear reader (and - hopefully - listener), is what I call a "jizz", a jazzy filk. Or in other words: A "jizz" is to "jazz" what "filk" is to "folk". ;-)

Lyrics written by Spockaholic and T'Lara.

Music: "All That Jazz"/"Chicago"
Vocals: Larissa Bernstein who at times tried hard not to break into laughter during the recording. 

Reviews are food for my muse.

 


Kindest thanks to Killa, who created the new category "Filks and Songs"! 


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: McCoy
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Erotica, Humor
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: ST:TOS Original Universe
Warnings: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 204 Read Count: 1281
[Report This] Published: 06/06/2012 Updated: 06/06/2012
All The Single Vulcans by SpirkTrekker42 Rated: Mature Content (Teen) starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

All The Single Ladies by Beyonce Knowles rewritten as a parody.  Spock sings "All The Single Vulcans".  Crack ensues!  You can pretend it's the Glee version if you want.


Categories: Filks and Songs
Characters: None
Crossover Fandom: None
Genres: Kirk/Spock Slash
Other Languages: None
Story Type: Humor, Romance
Trope (OPTIONAL): None
Universe: None
Warnings: None
Series: Songs In The Key Of Trek
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 738 Read Count: 771
[Report This] Published: 03/05/2013 Updated: 03/05/2013