Fact: Spock has boobs.

Fact: this is quite possibly the happiest day of Jim Kirk's life thus far.

(Fact: CRACK WARNING. Also, heterosexuality ahead.)

Like any woman, Spock is willing to be fierce...it didn't help that there was no such thing as Midol.

Five times Spock met another version of James T. Kirk.

A response to KrazieKat2009's challenge "And they fell in love".

I do not own almost anything here: the idea belongs to KrazieKat2009, and the STAR TREK is property of Paramount Pictures; only mistakes and typos are mine. And I have only recieved immaterial joy for writing this.

Jim and Spock get turned into women after the meddling members of a matriarchal society decide it's the only way to get them to acknowledge their feelings for one another. K/S slash. Rating may go up.

Jamie Tiberia Kirk is the new Captain of the Star-ship Enterprise, and the first woman ever to attain the status of Captain in any starship.

She soon meets Commander Spock, another woman who regards her with cool dissapproval at the way she behaves at first, but quickly warms up to her while trying to understand the bizzarely complex mind that is Jamie Kirk.

(Spock dissaproves of the immature way the Captain sometimes behaves, the need to be constantly doing something and moving, and the fact Kirk has to be so messy and tomboy-ish, not the fact that Kirk is basically a feminist. Also Spock isn't walking around with make-up on and being really girly either so no worries on that front.)

With help from the original crew (yes all of them are the same gender as they already were in TOS and in XI with the exception of Kirk and Spock,) they shall take on the original adventures of the Enterprise in a completely new light. With odd twists and bizzare humor as we delve deep into things that never seemed adequetly explored to me in TOS, and with some new adventures as well.

The pairing is, girl!Kirk and girl!Spock it is fem!slash, or girlxgirl.

The rating will probably not go up unless I am convinced to really do an explict scene, and this IS my first K/S fic ever, and my first fanfiction ever, so I beg for critisism so I may get better. Thanks!